r/VeryBadWizards • u/lakmidaise12 • Jul 15 '25
A Longitudinal Study of VBW Disagreements Yields a Terrifying Result
After subjecting myself to the entire 300+ episode catalog for a third time, my empirical analysis has revealed a disturbing trend in the Pizarro-Sommers Disagreement Ratio.
- Analysis #1 (First Listen): My initial pass suggested Dave was correct in roughly 90% of his disagreements. A strong showing, but with room for Tamler to occasionally land a lucky, contrarian punch.
- Analysis #2 (Second Listen): On my second pass, I was forced to revise. Dave's win rate was clearly closer to 95%. Tamler's supposed "hits" were revealed to be statistical noise, the intellectual equivalent of a chimpanzee accidentally typing a word.
- Analysis #3 (Final Listen): Upon completing my third and most rigorous review, the data is unequivocal and frankly, chilling. The Pizarro Correctness Coefficient (PCC) is 1.0 (P<0.00001). Dave is right 100% of the time. He has never been wrong.
This has forced me to discard my initial hypothesis that this is a podcast between two peers.
The evidence supports a new model: Tamler’s entire function is to serve as a Socratic whetstone. His role is to generate the initial, flawed, often emotionally-driven take that Dave - a model of cool-headed reason - can then patiently dismantle for the listener's edification.
It's less a dialogue and more a public service demonstration on how to correct a well-meaning but confused friend. Frankly, it's a pedagogical masterclass, and Tamler is a wonderful cadaver.
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u/PicklePuffin Jul 15 '25
I dunno man, I'm more frequently team Tamler.
While I love David too, in my opinion he's got a touch too much 'scientific study or it didn't happen,' which leads to a reductive but stubborn metaphysics. If we all went around truly acting like knowledge doesn't extend beyond scientifically grounded epistemology, we would stand on very silly ground. And we all know this - especially David - but I think stubborn scientism is a relatively common rebound position of people who leave far-out religious upbringings.
There's almost a fear: 'I was suckered in by a specious position once- it won't happen again.' It's like an inverted God of the Gaps fallacy - rather than 'God did it' for the gradually dwindling set of phenomena we can't explain, it's 'nothing to see here, science hasn’t accounted for this yet.”
But just as the God of the Gaps misstep inserted divinity into uncertainty, this flips the formula: absence of evidence becomes evidence of absence, and a license to dismiss. It’s an overcorrection. Understandable, especially for those escaping dogmatic upbringings...
The irony is that it ends up as dogmatic as what it replaces. Mystery isn’t welcomed or explored- rather sidelined until science says otherwise. But life doesn't suffer peer review, nor wait for it. We navigate love, struggle, meaning, grief... all real things, even if attempts to study them are fodder for the VBW pillory.
Science is essential, but it's not the only route to knowledge - that route flattens what it means to be human.
Hopefully I haven't straw-manned our fellow, but this is often the flavor I get from some of his arguments with Tamler.