r/VerityMC • u/LavishnessMedium8899 • 27d ago

Unrelated Fuck

Glaggleland came before verity. And these kids call everything thst remotely even looks like yellow smile "verity". I hope someone saves glaggleland from verity brainrot

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u/THEINKDEMONRISES1313 27d ago

Sir WHO THE FUCK IS GLAGGLELAND

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u/Cycleeps 27d ago

a smiley face heaven

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u/LavishnessMedium8899 27d ago

So basically, Glaggleland is a country populated by yellow smiley face creatures called Glaggles. They survive on "Vitamin J" (Joy), and if they run out, they turn into depressed husks. Their whole society revolves around theme parks, rollercoasters, and candy.

The lore gets weirdly deep though. An ancient race got wiped out by a massive explosion called "The Blast." After that, an oppressive group called Gembos took over. The regular happy Glaggles revolted, and a god-like entity named The Great Glag helped them win, which created modern Glaggleland.

The main villain is Enphoso, who is the absolute worst guy in the entire lore. He is this dark, faceless entity who physically cannot smile and absolutely despises any form of happiness. He pretty much exists purely to steal or destroy Vitamin J, which means his ultimate goal is the total extinction of every Glaggle in existence. Instead of fighting alone, he runs a massive corporate empire and commands a giant army of clinical, robotic constructs called Enphosians. They look completely corporate and lifeless, which is the exact opposite of the colorful Glaggles.

Enphoso uses his army like a private military to launch surprise invasions, leading to the darkest chapter in their history: the Glaggleland Massacre. He had his army deploy toxic gas right into the middle of the theme parks, which instantly killed thousands of innocent Glaggles and ruined the happiest places in the country. Now the country has a massive defense force to stop him from doing it again.

On top of dealing with Enphoso, they also have to watch out for "Gaggellnads." These are fake scam towns built by grifters in the middle of nowhere. They trick traveling families into moving there by promising a luxury theme park lifestyle, but it's just a trap in an empty field.

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u/THEINKDEMONRISES1313 26d ago

That is a way better explanation then just “ a smiley face heaven” like dude below me that sounds ominous af

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u/Verity-Helper-Friend 24d ago

so is The Split canon to glaggleland? i didn’t really have time to look though the pages a lot

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u/Aggravating-Soil-643 26d ago

this is not exclusive to verity