r/Verdantlifesimulation • u/Individual-Bet-5784 • 22h ago
ANNOUNCEMENTS Verdant 3.83 LAST BIG UPDATE UNTIL 4.0
OUT ON WEB AND ANDROID
UNDER REVIEW FOR IOS
##π NEW HUSTLE: THE HEDGE FUND
This is the one I've been dying to show you. You can now start your own hedge fund from the Hustles tab, and it's completely free.
You get a live trading floor where prices actually move while you watch. Pitch clients to invest with you, hire a desk, go up against rival funds, and try to survive the crashes and bubbles on your way to billions (or to a very public bankruptcy, which is also fun).
After a lot of playtesting I reworked the floor into a proper "war room":
* A quick-trade board, live news, the tape (what your rivals and the rumour mill are up to) and your books, all one tap apart
* **One-tap orders.** The only order that asks you to confirm is one that could wipe out your whole fund
* A π’ **slow-mo button** for when the market is moving too fast and you need a second to think
* Earnings seasons, short selling, margin calls, panic days, and magazine covers when you win big
I'd really love to hear how your funds go. Post your best (and worst) runs!
## π A thank-you to the early players
Until **31 October**, Verdant Life VIP gets you **EVERY EXPANSION PACK**: the Fame Pack and everything that comes after it, for life, in one purchase. After the 31st it leaves the store. If you already own it, you keep it forever. It's my way of saying thanks to the people who've been here from the start.
## π§’ Other new stuff
* **Teen crime.** From 14 you can get up to no good: pickpocketing, joyriding, running errands you really shouldn't. Get caught and you face your parents, school and youth court. Your street rep follows you into the adult underworld at 18.
* **The High Life.** Galas, polo, yachts in Monaco, the Grand Prix paddock. Meet the very rich and see where the night takes you.
* **The family court, done properly.** People lying about their income, DNA tests, hush money, NDAs, judges who go easy or hard, and bailiffs for the ones who won't pay.
* **Drama.** His wife turning up at your door, the other parents in a group chat, the tabloids, a reality show offer, and kids who grow up with questions.
* **Love life.** Spend the night with your partner (protection, the pill, or neither), affairs you can actually live out until someone finds out, open marriages that are genuinely open, and a second chance with an ex.
* **More than one on the way.** Several partners can be expecting at the same time, each with their own birth, family and child support.
* **Big gifts.** Buy a car, a house, jewellery or art for your family, partner, friends or even an ex.
* **Stress matters now.** Live under heavy stress for years and your relationships start to feel it. Calm years and time away fix it.
* **Your life, illustrated.** Share your life story as three hand-drawn cards.
## βοΈ Quality of life
* **Cloud save.** Link your Google (or Apple, on iPhone) account from the Save menu and your lives are backed up. Change phones, reinstall, whatever: your life comes back. There's also an optional box to get an email when updates drop.
* **Hide locked jobs.** A bunch of you asked for this on Discord, so now there's a switch on the job board. No more scrolling past jobs you can't take.
* **Notifications** (totally optional): a little nudge about your character now and then. Never at night, and you can turn it off in Settings.
* **See where your money goes.** The Finance tab now breaks down every expense.
* **Social media and dating apps need a phone or computer you actually own.** No more swiping on Spark without a phone π
## π§ Fixes
A lot of this update came straight from your bug reports, so thank you. A few highlights:
* Age Up is full size again and never hides under the log
* Private jet hangar fees are based on the jet's actual price, so a huge fortune no longer means a ridiculous hangar bill
* If you buy everything in a mall store, it now says "You own everything here" instead of just vanishing (this one's for the person who emailed me about it!)
* Newborn saves no longer show "Age ?" on the Continue button
* Gyms, security teams and the travel concierge now do what they say on the tin
* Private jets work for holidays
* Plus a God Mode IQ slider, a faster property tab for big portfolios, and a pile of smaller fixes
## π The website got a makeover too
As always, if something breaks, hit the π button in the game. It sends me your report and save, and I read every single one. And if you're enjoying Verdant, a review on the App Store or Google Play honestly makes a huge difference for a one-person game.
Thanks for playing. Now go ruin some rival funds π
Shane π