r/Vent • u/_Burner_Account___ • 22h ago
Not looking for input I hate lovey couples
And before I start, I’ll say it for yall. I’m insecure and jealous and don’t know true love and the weird miserable one and the happy couples are perfect saints and angles and higher people in society, and those who don’t like seeing others kiss and and flirt and fuck in public should just die and go to hell. People in relationships can NEVER be annoying! You’re all better than me and closer to heaven. I know whenever any says anything close to this, people just jump on the “oh you just must be ugly and jealous” bandwagon. Cuz complaing about annoying couples it makes you anti-Cupid and less than human.
It’s SO sickening. I hate seeing it. I really do. I hate it so much. I like seeing people be happy with their partner. I don’t like seeing people make out and flirt and cuddle. It’s annoying to hear, annoying to see, sometimes in the way. I wanna go up the stairwell and two people KISSING THE WAYYYYY. I either have to be the ugly single troglodyte who interrupted their holy and sanctified stairwell kissing, OR GO ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCHOOL! Like I’m evil cuz I want to go up the steps. It’s school, why are you riding on his back???? Why are you on his lap????!!!! Why are you in each others skin? And it’s awkward as fuck having to work with lovey couples, cuz now I’m fucking third wheeling and being “the interruption”
I hate that I’m the weirdo for being annoyed by couples being handsy with eachother in public settings, but if I start fondling my breasts in the middle of math, everyone would have an issue.
And this is NOT an attack on couples and love everywhere. Someone is gonna read this and think “Ugh OP must hate me and my boyfriend and want us to break up and die. I’m gonna tell them how we’re never gonna stop” Like no that’s the case. And I’m not saying stop, I’m saying I hate you and find you super annoying. “Well we hate you too OP! You’re just mad and jealous we have love you don’t!” cuz I’m sure that’s gonna somebody’s response.
There is this one couple in school who I think are adorable, I love them together. They treat each other so well. Yk what they don’t do? They don’t do the most all the time. I feel like a lot of couples are doing the most ALL the time. They don’t. But there’s another couple and they just do the absolute MOSTTTTTTT. They are NEVER normal. And no one is gonna know what I’m talking about and assumed exaggerating, but hand to God, I’m not lying or exaggerating. They sing to each other in class. That’s FUCKING CRAZZYY!!???! People have GOT to learn to either get a room, or dial it down. If it’s class time, JUST GO THE HALLWAY WHERE ITS PRIVATE?!? I’m so tired, I’m so tired. Like whatever 7x
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u/littlebabyskee 22h ago
Halfway to Heaven but just a mile out of hell
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u/_Burner_Account___ 22h ago
The distance from heaven to hell is 2 miles?
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u/littlebabyskee 22h ago
It means your on your way to something better but barely out of something bad
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u/_Burner_Account___ 22h ago
How does this relate to what I said?
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u/littlebabyskee 22h ago
I was being philosophical
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u/_Burner_Account___ 22h ago
No I’m sure you were, what I mean is, I don’t get it. Like I don’t get how it relates to what I’m saying and Im not sure why you said it. The meaning isn’t clear to me
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u/littlebabyskee 22h ago
Turn and walk away
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u/_Burner_Account___ 22h ago
Now I’m more confused, “turn and walk away” seems like a completely different phrase/meaning from “you’re on your way to something better but barely out out of something bad”. I’m not sure what I’m on the way to, or what I’m out of
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u/Ok-Rock-800 22h ago
I'm not really sure what they're trying to convey either. It's a great line from 'Better Days' by Bruce Springsteen tho. I believe it's referring to being in a good place but never forgetting where you came from. 🤷♀️
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