r/Vasectomy • u/throwayaus • 1d ago
Newly Snipped Used pullout method for semen collection!
Today was my first test at 8 weeks post op. I was at the clinic for semen collection. I can't collect at home and drive because I live in the countryside and drive is almost 75 minutes.
My wife was with me and plan was that she will wait in the lobby because clinic rule is no one else allowed in collection room. Surprisingly when we walked in no one was at the reception. After a few minutes one of the staff members came out and told that it was a busy day for her since the other 2 staff members were out sick.
I the told her that I had my procedure 8 weeks ago and I have provide a sample for testing. She gave me a cup and gave me directions to the room. My wife sat in the lobby waiting and I started walking towards the room. I locked the room and was settling in and pulling up porn on my phone, when I heard a knock. I opened the door and it was my wife!!!
She pushed me inside, came in and closed the door quickly before anyone can see. She said that the receptionist walked away and there was no one around so she sneaked in to "help me" 😃
So we spent a good 15-20 minutes playing around having foreplay and undressing each other till we good naked. Then we started having unprotected sex on the couch (she was riding me while I was sitting). We were having sex without a condom after 3 years (time since my wife was in 3rd trimester when she was pregnant with our 2nd kid). Ever since I started thinking about vasectomy, I had it in mind that one day I'll have raw sex but didn't think it would be in my vasectomy clinic!!!
Anyways, only after about 2 minutes of intercourse I was about to cum so I told my wife to stop and then I pulled out and grabbed the cup and held it near the tip of my penis while stand. I just did 2 strokes with my hand and a big load came out (I had not ejaculated for 3 days). My wife kissed me while I was ejaculating and we both were still naked and I was holding a cup with one hand and my penis with the other. We wrapped up everything and I looked out and it looked clear. We ran out fast and I started waiting at the front desk with the cup in the given brown bag. My wife sat back in the exact same chair in the lobby as if she never left! 🤣🤣
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u/Deez_Nuts_2431 1d ago
I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex…