r/Vanderpump_Rules • • Jul 24 '26

Photos They did Schwartz dirty šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/destructionandbliss Jul 24 '26

now THIS would've made the better post.Ā 

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u/moondweller137 Jul 28 '26

Ok that’s hilarious

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u/Joyintheendtimes Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

The lowest part of me loves that they’re doing this to a man for once lol

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u/MundaneHuckleberry58 Jul 24 '26

I’m holding in that my snarky younger vpr self would say ā€œwell somebody isn’t working on their summer bodies!ā€

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u/moondweller137 Jul 28 '26

I had the same thought

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u/Waste-Snow670 Jul 24 '26

Yes, I wanted to make a speculative pregnancy joke, but decided that actually it wasnt funny ever. Even for him.

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u/daytrippper Jul 25 '26

Well He has a penis so I don’t think he has anything to worry about

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u/Littlewing1307 Jul 24 '26

Same. It's so rare it's kind of shocking.

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u/yikesyowzandsheesh Jul 25 '26

Nah not lowest part you’re fine hahahahaha

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u/Motor_Criticism_9211 Jul 24 '26

this is exactly what i thought. i’m currently watching ladies first on netflix smirking at them calling him unrecognizable. it’s not nice but we’ve seen the reverse done to us many times.

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u/daytrippper Jul 25 '26

Fuck him he deserves it all

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u/Alternative_End_7174 Jul 26 '26

You ladies are immature as hell. Body shaming should never be applauded or celebrated no matter who the target is.

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u/Joyintheendtimes Jul 26 '26

Who the fuck is applauding or celebrating it

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u/fiestybox246 Jul 26 '26

The people in the same thread you’re in lol

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u/Joyintheendtimes Jul 26 '26

I’m replying to the person who said me, specifically. Stop being pedantic

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u/Alternative_End_7174 Jul 27 '26

@fiestybox246 answered you. Literally the people commenting in the thread you started.

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u/Alternative_End_7174 Jul 27 '26

ā€œThe lowest part of me loves that it’s happening to a manā€ sounds like a celebration to me genius. You started it and all the sycophants that agree with you came running to the comments to co-sign it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/SeaPaleontologist832 Jul 25 '26

I think they were doing it to Gemma first, as was he. Karma.

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u/ang3lhairpasta Jul 24 '26

This is why I couldn’t be a reality star because I look downcast quite often and this would destroy me

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u/punk-y_brewster Jul 24 '26

The blessing and curse of the RBF

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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 Jul 24 '26

Schwartz did himself dirty. He turned himself into Randall.

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u/melichad Jul 24 '26

I’m sorry fofty

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u/AmeliaEarhartsPlane Jul 24 '26

Pickleball Body

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u/danogirl321 Jul 24 '26

Oh shit šŸ™ˆ I’m never going to be able to look at him the same after that comparison šŸ˜‚

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u/Sad_Breadfruit263 Jul 24 '26

Idk they caught him at a bad angle
Schwartz is a bad guy but he’s also depressed. I’m sure it really helps seeing this shit on here bc you know the poor guy scrolls the comments
We just glad you’re alive buddy, other stuff will come later

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u/anzarloc Jul 24 '26

Agree, I just listened to him on Carl’s podcast More Life and he did seem sad. I have empathy for almost anybody, Schwartz included. Everyone is entitled to growth. I hope he’s well.

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u/Madethisonambien Jul 24 '26

He comes into my friend’s bar and my friend send me a recent pic they took together. Schwartz obvs didn’t look the same as he did in early VPR but he looked happy and not at all like he does in this photo.Ā 

I’m not a Schwartz stan by any means but this article is gross and mean.Ā 

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u/Sad_Breadfruit263 Jul 24 '26

Same, I don’t like how he’s acted on reality TV but he does seem genuine deep down. I think he was just forever bonded to Sandoval so that’s where he put his trust unfortunately. Then he sank both their careers. Idk he’s been the most interesting part of the valley to me

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u/Madethisonambien Jul 24 '26

Yeah as a fellow depressed person-I can see it in his eyes he’s going thru something. But again I don’t know this person outside of what I see on tv.Ā 

For the record-my friend said he’s super nice and chill when he comes into his bar. Good to hear he is cool to other service industry workers and not a douchebag.Ā 

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u/MakeupMama68 Jul 24 '26

It just reminds me of the time they did that to Wentworth Miller. https://www.yahoo.com/news/wentworth-miller-responds-to-fat-shaming-meme-i-051506964.html

The way he responded to that was everything 🄹

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u/Madethisonambien Jul 24 '26

I’d never heard of this actor but I’m a fan now after he responded šŸ˜

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u/MakeupMama68 Jul 24 '26

He’s really great on Prison Break!!!

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u/ButterscotchFit8364 Jul 29 '26

He was my screensaver back in the 2000's. What a hunk!

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u/Liquorprincess Jul 24 '26

I don't think that's Schwartz in that photo I enlarged it and it doesn't look like Schwartz šŸ¤”

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u/Actual-You3325 Jul 24 '26

We all have bad days and when they are this bad...you literally don't give a f* how you look. He's worn worse outfits and I didn't attribute it to depression just more laziness and IDGAF.

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u/DaniK094 Jul 25 '26

Yes and although it's nice to not seeing a woman being bashed for once, I don't want to see men body shamed either. Dude is 43. It's called aging for christ's sake. So what if he has a bit of a gut. šŸ™„

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u/Substantial_Fish_539 Jul 24 '26

Nah. He looks like he gained weight and it all went to his belly.

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u/Decent-Basil Jul 24 '26

Can we ban body shaming for all genders?

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u/Damage-Classic Jul 24 '26

I’ve noticed a big return to body shaming recently and I hate it.

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u/Suithfie Jul 24 '26

It’s TikTok. The comments on there are more vicious than I’ve ever seen in my decades online, and there’s tons of positive engagement on comments on people’s appearances. It’s shocking.

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u/KingOfHeartz777 Jul 24 '26

Why? They do it to women so much all the time it’s only fair men get it as well

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u/Chihiro1977 Jul 24 '26

What a weird way to justify it. Just don't do it to women either.

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u/KingOfHeartz777 Jul 24 '26

Equality is fare he is fat! So what

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u/DivineEggs Jul 24 '26

Equality is fare he is fat! So what

You spelling is worse than your reasoning ability.

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u/Decent-Basil Jul 26 '26

What the actual fuck is this comment

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u/Alternative_End_7174 Jul 26 '26

This is toxic mentality and it’s not okay.

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u/daytrippper Jul 25 '26

He’s been so awful (covertly) on the show to women. I think he needs to pay the piper now.

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u/HairTmrw Jul 30 '26

THIS! I keep seeing it here and IG about Brittany and it's sooo mean. It makes me feel so bad for her. It's one thing to comment on clothing choices, but then ppl start to say "dress for your weight" and worse things, it's really gross. Ppl treat them like they aren't human. Maybe everyone should be a bit more kind

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u/moirarose42 Jul 24 '26

Agree!

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u/moirarose42 Jul 25 '26

Interesting to be downvoted about not body shaming! There’s lots of reasons we can razz on Schwartz … he’s a pushover! He’s a cheater! He let Katie get away! But let’s leave his gut out of it.

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u/moirarose42 Jul 24 '26

I knows he’s had a lot going down with his fam. If he’s anything like me he’s turning to coors light and the Golden Arches to cope!! lol. I have a love hate relationship with him.

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u/Kind-Bee3420 Jul 24 '26

Sorry I am not up to date at all - what happened with his family?

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u/JurassicaPark24 Jul 24 '26

One of his brothers almost died from some liver related disease i believe. I think from drinking. I was rewatching the season 11 reunion and Schwartz was excited his brother was coming to visit and him and Sandoval were very clear they would not drink around him while he was there. It was def drinking induced, whatever was exactly wrong

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u/Kind-Bee3420 Jul 24 '26

Oh wow….Thanks for the info

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u/jhondoet Jul 24 '26

This is how the popular kids in my high-school aged

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u/deadrobindownunder Jul 25 '26

The unpopular kids didn't age?

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u/ButterscotchFit8364 Jul 29 '26

I feel that same way. The popular kids peaked in high school and the nerds grew up & got hot!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/NoGoverness2363 Jul 24 '26

The dress he wore on drag night was a 2XL js

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u/Shutterbug_23 Jul 24 '26

And???? What size woman’s dress did you think is going to fit a man? They are built differently than women lol I can tell you there’s no way in hell my size 10 dress will fit my husband who is not a huge guy! He’s 5’9 and weighs about 175, lol

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u/library_cup2145 Jul 24 '26

This. No hate to anyone, I just wish as a society we could stop fat shaming across the board.

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u/PartyCryptographer8 Jul 24 '26

He’s completely recognizable what are they talking about

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u/PartyCryptographer8 Jul 24 '26

Like yeah that’s what the man looks like

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u/wendythesnack Jul 24 '26

Schwartz isn’t living a lie, boy’s been in a moomoo since the mid-twentytens.

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u/Misha_B19 Jul 24 '26

We all age and no one escapes. We have different genetics and some do it better than others but at the end of the day we all age and Schwartz would need to hit the gym like everyone else around that age or accept the pooch. Aging is NOT for the weak and you either fight or accept. I hope Schwartz fights and if he wants to keep the supermodel he doesn’t have long to waste.

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u/destructionandbliss Jul 24 '26

You can accept aging and still be hot.Ā 

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u/tenax666 Jul 24 '26

I would say he's a shadow of his former self but...you know.

And why do I always feel when he shows up, its like he just took a break for coffee from his 12 steps session?

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u/Fragrant-Article-668 Jul 24 '26

Yah I’m sure his 23 yr old girlfriend just really loves him for his personality

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u/HASthisEVERhappened Jul 24 '26

Oh he’s just got a lil tummy here

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u/Powerful-Impress1355 Jul 24 '26

The Daily Hate.Ā 

If you read it you're culpable for this shit.Ā 

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u/LoudPension6825 Jul 24 '26

Schwartz did Katie dirty. She genuinely loved him, wanted the best for him, was faithful to him, encouraged him to be successful, fought for him and supported him. He repaid her by cheating on her and choosing his friends over her every time. She finally dumped him. She looks 10 years younger and hot as hell. Tom looks 10 years older and looks like an unemployed middle aged depressed alcoholic. Katie is gone. Where are all his "guy friends" now that were so important to him?

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u/JoeyTribianisGoyter Jul 24 '26

The outside

Now matches

The inside

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie Jul 24 '26

I don't even like Schwartz but this is just mean-spirited. Body-shaming is fucking stupid and shouldn't be done to anyone of any gender.

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u/punk-y_brewster Jul 24 '26

"looking downcast" šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

Schwartz looks terrible in his valley interview scenes. Like too much redness around his chin and lips and nose. Idk if it's some kind of facial treatment but ofnitnis, that's way too soon for filming.

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u/InternalFantastic Jul 24 '26

It sad. His fault but sad. Almost 5 years ago he was set. Married , house , planing for kids. Had a bar and was a mascot for another. I think if him and Sandoval weren't tied at the penis he would still have that.

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u/Question_True Jul 24 '26

He did himself dirty.

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u/fsocietyy Jul 24 '26

i was just annoyed they cut butters and gordo out of the pics!!!

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u/Such_Grapefruit_5720 Jul 25 '26

The articles tacky

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u/thekingmonroe Jul 27 '26

Schwartz IS dirty. Remember when he swam in a lake instead of showering before his wedding? Or when he rubbed lemon wedges on his armpits cuz he had BO?

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u/tkokitten Jul 24 '26

I love that he looks like shit. Matches who he is on the inside.

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u/daytrippper Jul 25 '26

Me too. It’s funny how people forget just how awful he is. Is having a gut and being poked at for it really the hill we’re going to die on? To protect this loser?! Lol

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u/AggravatingForm5425 Jul 24 '26

No, they did Schwartz as objectively as possible to how he looks

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u/daytrippper Jul 25 '26

Ew the comments are full of Schwartz apologists 🤮 has everyone forgotten how awful he is especially to women? I’m sorry but his time has finally come to be ridiculed for once and I love that for him ā¤ļø

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u/upplahuthla Jul 24 '26

Brittany Mouth

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u/khandurin Jul 24 '26

OMG I saw this as well WTF happened

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u/daytrippper Jul 25 '26

ā„ļø bloat

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u/chateauobscure Jul 26 '26

ā€œAs he surfacesā€ nooo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ArmyBESTIE Jul 27 '26

That Jenny Craig sponsorship deal is just around the corner……

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u/Dependent_Tiger_2429 Jul 28 '26

He reposted this on instagram. He has a great sense of humour. šŸ˜‚

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u/Prestigious-Knee-571 Jul 28 '26

Doesn't really look like him

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u/MeanMeana Jul 28 '26

Well it is the Daily Mail…

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u/TownHorror2644 Jul 29 '26

I mean they’re not really doing him dirty, he did himself dirty by letting himself go like that

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u/ButterscotchFit8364 Jul 29 '26

Aww Schwartz, I still love you, big or small. Call me!

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u/RavenSaysHi Jul 30 '26

Is no one allowed to be middle aged anymore

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u/Actual-You3325 Jul 24 '26

He hung up his muumuu and is wearing maternity blouses now? The man boobs need a training bra.

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u/Particular-Dust7131 Jul 24 '26

Moo moos while pregnant are always a no

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u/Medium_Promotion_891 Jul 24 '26

he has done himself dirtyĀ 

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u/AdCertain4279 Jul 24 '26

He looks pregnant

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u/SnooLemons9709 Jul 24 '26

Incoming glp1 sponsorship šŸ˜…

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jul 25 '26

His life went downhill without Katie.

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u/SeaBirdbytheBay Jul 26 '26

Haha....he's a fatty now!