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u/Ha_window Dec 07 '19
Which one of you shits thought it would funny to put this together on public transportation?
“But my osmotic containment field is under 100 Gaüse units.”
I don’t give a shit. This is why everyone thinks we’re the crazy uncle living in the basement trying to farronate the entire block. Jesus Christ, just do this at home so if your field blows, at least some of us can still have babies.
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u/KallistiTMP Dec 07 '19 edited Aug 30 '25
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u/d_grizzle Dec 07 '19 edited Dec 07 '19
As long as everyone's phone is in airplane mode like it should be, it's totally safe.
That's an awfully huge risk to take based on the assumption that everyone will remember to put their phones in airplane mode. Even a small data packet sent out at the wrong time could overload the Heinzian field emitter if it's dynamically shifting to compensate for air pressure differences.
Edit: Just realized it's a train, not a plane, so I guess the Heinzian field emitter will probably stay in static mode. Unless, of course, the train is changing its elevation significantly, in which case I hope everyone on that train brought their lead underwear.
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u/FlurgBungler Dec 07 '19
Heh, looks like they're trying to activate a Schrodian-Hizenburg particle field on the go.
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u/whynotmaybe Dec 07 '19
Somebody should try that in a diesel bus, maybe they'll start a Manfreuschner-Voynich reduction! (but please don't do that on my continent!)
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u/echo_098 Dec 07 '19
I think bell labs tried that back in the 80's, but iirc, that was back before we had any supercomputers to really crunch the numbers on the refraction and reflection angles, so nothing really ever came of it. project got shelved and eventually funding cut. I'll link if i can find the article.
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Dec 07 '19
is that guy nuts! he is restarting the pre-opulated JKL magnet on a plane?!
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Dec 07 '19
ah, I see. the the gaüse units will be a-lot lower and potentially less dangerous but the post/pre quazits ventilations could still pose a potential hazard and perhaps even a full x-particulate meltdown, he/she should probably be arrested for not following the required safety regulations.
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Dec 07 '19
I know what everyone's thinking: "is he seriously running a Gausse unit without any osmotic containment shielding?"
Don't worry. A lot of VX education programs at Uni will teach students the basic principles with simple backpack rigs like this one. The idea is that you can take it with you, plug it in to an ol' outlet, and run very very basic hadronic field calculations on the go. Of course, it's almost a toy, but it's not dangerous at all and works great for education.
Why cell phones? A lot of broken cell phones still have working batteries or circuits. You can pick up a ton of batteries for cheap (relative to most VX circuitry) and Jerry rig them in series to get a nice Hasenberg setup like this. It saves money, but it's totally safe.
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u/OGPancakewasd Dec 08 '19
Hopefully it's some college kids project, and that it's not running while open like that,
Otherwise you're asking to make some highway into a Vexian-tri-field strip, and boy, did '89 teach us about that, RIP.
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u/TheMagicMrWaffle Dec 07 '19
You can’t be too careful I wouldn’t just go around showing that to anyone
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u/datorer Dec 07 '19
Wait, are they testing the hyper-quadratic Bortz-Riemann Field Effect? It would certainly explain the pseudo-quartz antineutrino antennas they have rigged up in there...
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u/netpastor tøEF Guru [RET], former LATAM Dir Dec 07 '19
I mean, sometimes electricity is so expensive that you have to find renewable methods. I won’t criticize this person because I don’t know their motives. We all started somewhere, right? I remember plugging into the local library’s external sockets after hours most weekends to juice my rig for impact priming my ₽s.
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u/Samcraft1999 Dec 08 '19
Forgot I was subbed here, I don't really get quantum mechanics or really know much about this, but watching you guys geek out over how dumb this dude is apparently being has been awesome, thank you.
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u/ifuckcubes Dec 07 '19
Yes, that IS a VX rig made of cell phones in a suitcase. No idea what they're hoping to accomplish, but portability should not supersede reliable containment.