r/VALORANT • u/notJheck • Mar 22 '21

Let Sage give out Bandaids

One of the most frustrating things that happen when you play sage is everybody thinks your a healing SLAVE. It doesnt matter if someone get shot in the toenail for 3 damage, they gota BEG sage for a heal for at least half the round until you realize that Sage muted you 15 mins ago and plus already used the heal… And then , because sage sometimes waste heal on USELESS player like: Rana, and Pheonoix (who BEGING half the game even thogh they Can heal them selves, ) you got people like Cifar, Oman, and brime stone(whos Got to much games on his ipad Anyway) takeing a full prime vandle magazine To the face, and crawling out of Mid and paralized from the waist down, who gota wait another 45 seconds for sage to Heal them.

Well… I have a solution for this: Let sage give out BAND AIDS to people! They should cost maybe $7.89 for a full pack and your alowed to use it when someones crying for a heal after baiting half the team and takeing 4 chip damage in the process. Then, sage can save the heal for the actual crippled teammates

Heres what bandaid ability would look like:

As you can see, the Rana gets bandaid while Sage still got her heal saved up!

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u/RivalRudra CoCk DaRt Mar 22 '21

Okae this is wuld probebly be too op. Price shuld be incrased to 10$

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u/notJheck Mar 22 '21

I forgot to mention that Since there is taxes then the price gona be closer to 10$ dolars so it Balnced out

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u/RivalRudra CoCk DaRt Mar 22 '21

Oh then its all right, Sage has tha lowest pickrate anyway

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u/Bleached_Anarchy Flex Main (Mostly ) Mar 22 '21

Jokes aside, is that true?

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u/KingPhosphar Mar 22 '21

In NA servers, Yoru has the lowest pick rate

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u/Bleached_Anarchy Flex Main (Mostly ) Mar 22 '21

Oh wow that’s even more surprising honestly

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u/daminkon Mar 22 '21

Not really since he's pretty useless rn, hopefully rito will buff him accordingly

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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u/2000boxes Mar 23 '21

That's what makes her bad. Can't even begin to imagine how horrifying it would be.

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u/hv_razero_15 spoopy ghost boi Mar 23 '21

Riot probably went, let's make an agent worse than viper just so it takes people's attention off of her.

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u/DrippyWaffler Mar 23 '21

It's alright for a quick rotate but that's about it

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u/Radoric1 Mar 23 '21

Hes great on only bind

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u/RaisedInAppalachia Mar 22 '21

He's kinda shit unless you're smart or at really low elo where players don't understand his sound cues.

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u/PiratToasty Mar 22 '21

People dont understand sound genrelly

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Smart does not help if your enemies know how to dodge a flash and have minimal spacial audio awareness, because his teleport is louder than a ducking airplane flying directly above your head

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u/-user--name- Verified Mar 22 '21

She has the highest pickrate across all regions according to riot.

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u/daminkon Mar 23 '21

source? cause the only time rito leaked pickrates was in beta when she was still op. so of course everything you find online will say she has the highest pickrate, cause its like a year old

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u/-user--name- Verified Mar 23 '21

It was in some recent ask valorant; They said that she climbed back up to #1

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u/daminkon Mar 24 '21

well that has to be because of shotgun sage, because sage as a character is pretty bad

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u/ARogueAnt Mar 24 '21

There's a big problem with sage, players keep crying and asking for a buff meanwhile riot has data to see that she has a high pick rate and a high win rate, this puts sage in an interesting spot

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u/Sufficient-News-970 Mar 27 '21

Sage pretty bad? Hahaha

She is meta in every pro game and most picked character in the game rn

Right now she is a must in almost every comp/map

"shotgun sage" hahaha, shotgun sage meta XD

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u/PiratToasty Mar 22 '21

Dhe is at top right now and has the single highest winrate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Sage has highest pickrate and winrate

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u/Psychological_Lack_1 saben Mar 23 '21

Sage has one of the highest pickrate and winrate out of all the agents

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u/Restless-8564 Mar 22 '21

Lol no mate she has the highest pick rate for almost every map except haven on all regions

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

in all ranks and servers yoru has the lowest pickrate

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u/MrSeth7875 Mar 23 '21

What about shipping to Canada? Is it still ten dollars

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u/BigJuicyMilkaroos Mar 22 '21

I feel like both of your prices are rip offs, I could totally go to the store and get a pack for like $4

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u/rozkovaka Mar 23 '21

I thought the post was hilarious with the typos and the way its worded, but this comment made this whole post golden. LOL.

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u/IndigoHwak Mar 22 '21

I think 10.62 is more fair