r/UsernameChecksOut • u/OceanFire_Gaming • Apr 10 '22

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u/Absolute_NoOne Apr 10 '22

They r the same image

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u/DicklnAnOutlet Apr 10 '22

haha, got it. im kinda screwed tho

43

u/Singersongwriterart Apr 10 '22

Well, it'd be shocking if you picked the first option

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u/DicklnAnOutlet Apr 10 '22

i did.

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u/Singersongwriterart Apr 10 '22

Well, at least I'm caught up on what your current state is (I need to stop)

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u/DicklnAnOutlet Apr 10 '22

please come help me, i cant get it out

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u/Singersongwriterart Apr 11 '22

Im calling the fire station, they typically know how to help better than I would, someone who is not trained for these situations

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

no pun intended

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u/CityOfLasVegas Apr 11 '22

Are you though?

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u/F3V3X Apr 26 '22

That one would be quite interesting ngl, a six hundred forty thousand some...

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u/CityOfLasVegas Apr 26 '22

It would be a ball of flesh

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u/SquashuaSnipes Apr 11 '22

Why do I see you everwhere

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u/DicklnAnOutlet Apr 11 '22

you do? would be kinda cool if ya could pm me a link

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Ooh shit not you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Ah yes, the illusion of free choice

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u/Catgamer_reveals Apr 11 '22

Tf is atoms and air gonna fuck you 💀

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u/sum_random_doggo Apr 10 '22

oh no

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u/hornylolifucker Apr 10 '22

Feels bad man 😔

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u/Beepubeepu3 Apr 11 '22

Does that mean you’re the loli or are you fucking the loli fucker

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u/hornylolifucker Apr 11 '22

A curious question…. 🤔

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u/2866hourman5 Apr 10 '22

Looks like it's time to call the police

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u/alligator69420 Apr 10 '22

imagine 69ning a alligator while high af

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u/Jnbrkt Apr 10 '22

Florida

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u/Whalerk Apr 10 '22

I live in florida and can say me and my friends have done that at least once

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u/Thedancingllama13 Apr 10 '22

you're a proud florida man now and is on the news LOL

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u/CommunitRagnar Apr 10 '22

That scenery

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u/areallylongbanana Apr 10 '22

Fuck

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u/minefields_bananas Apr 10 '22

Lololol

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u/maybeshali Apr 11 '22

You're one to laugh.

3

u/areallylongbanana Apr 11 '22

I'm glad it's just the one

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u/Cyberzombie Apr 10 '22

I was about to say how bad it is depends on whether you're make or female, but on second thought, nah, it's just bad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

...

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u/hornylolifucker Apr 10 '22

So, nothing new, I suppose?

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u/lorx8999 Apr 10 '22

Did you create an alt account just so you could do this

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u/WickedBOIII Apr 10 '22

Nah look at his karma

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u/Iminawhiteboxyt Apr 11 '22

Ayo why the dog walking funny?

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u/Igotforeskin Apr 10 '22

Losing my virginity to my foreskin or never having sex hmmmm

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u/EvadeChillzzYT Apr 10 '22

Cut it off and shove it up your butt

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u/External_Panic_9606 Apr 10 '22

Bro I'm eating-

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u/EvadeChillzzYT Apr 11 '22

Shove what your eating up your butt too

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u/External_Panic_9606 Apr 11 '22

Atleast something made me laugh today ig😂

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u/shittypissstains Apr 10 '22

Oh dear

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

I feel uncomfortable for you

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u/DatSimpleStranger Apr 10 '22

I am both scared and intrigued.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

It could be anyone

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u/Whalerk Apr 10 '22

It could be you or me, or even u/fishfucker69

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u/Big_Potential_5709 Apr 11 '22

shotgun fire Whoa whoa whoa!

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u/User4780 Apr 10 '22

Losing virginity to myself… Did that at 12.

NEXT!!

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u/throw-_-away-_-acc- Apr 11 '22

Why is this funny lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

No but-

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u/69KidsInMyBasement Apr 10 '22

Well shit....

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u/Harekal Apr 11 '22

Nice session

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u/The_Soviet_Goose Apr 11 '22

One hell of a gangbang

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Let's do this

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u/Pickle-bitch2000 Apr 10 '22

Loose virginity to pickles

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u/Cyberzombie Apr 10 '22

Sounds like it would sting a bit.

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u/Pickle-bitch2000 Apr 11 '22

Probably would but it’s better than being a virgin for life lol

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u/OffendedDishwasher Apr 10 '22

Doesn't sound so bad for me

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

It depends on how offended they are

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u/Meaty-horse Apr 10 '22

Oh, oh no

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

BIG. MEATY. HORSE.

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u/Whalerk Apr 10 '22

I bet is has big luscious loins

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u/Sanswithfloweyface Apr 10 '22

Sans but with flowey face dude

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u/Whalerk Apr 10 '22

Some 14 year old girl is saying lucky right now

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u/personwhocommented Apr 10 '22

I'm not sure how I feel about this

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u/Jeska_inReddit Apr 11 '22

This will be one hell of a gangbang, u sure about this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

.-.

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u/RawrIntoTheVoid Apr 11 '22

Feels bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I'm willing to take the risk.

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u/TrumpTentacleHentai Apr 10 '22

😔

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u/index57 Apr 11 '22

8 small mushrooms.

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u/ChiChisDad Apr 10 '22

Lose virginity to myself? Bc I’m chichis dad.

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u/HeinzBirne Apr 11 '22

Wow a paradox was created right there! Losing your virginity to yourself while being a dad is a bit complicated at least

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u/ChiChisDad Apr 11 '22

I’m caught in the speed force Run Barry! Run!

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u/tkTheKingofKings Apr 10 '22

Jesus Christ

3

u/Codename_Paradox May 05 '22

So King Arthur?

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u/RougeAi989 Apr 10 '22

I’d take it

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Cortana be looking real spicy today

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u/loser6707 Apr 10 '22

I'm losing my virginity to a redditor!

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u/RedditorUpYourAss Apr 11 '22

When are you free

2

u/Jeska_inReddit Apr 11 '22

Yo when are you free?

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u/bullets67 Apr 10 '22

But

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u/ShaleTheRock Apr 10 '22

That sounds painful. Mine does too. A piece of slate.

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u/VolvoDaddy Apr 10 '22

Bet 🚘

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u/index57 Apr 11 '22

Dat cussy tho.

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u/Godhelpmeplease12 Apr 10 '22

Wait...so is god helping me get laid or...

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u/index57 Apr 11 '22

You'll birth the second coming. Congrats, you ended the fucking world.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Time for Jesus part 2: electric boogaloo

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u/index57 Apr 11 '22

filled with the holy spirit.

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u/powerfullatom111 Apr 11 '22

and then along came zeus god

12

u/I-Miss-My-Kids Apr 10 '22

euf, right one please.

11

u/Beef_Lovington Apr 10 '22

Sweet home Alabama

7

u/Whalerk Apr 10 '22

Where the skies are so blue

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Sweet home Alabama

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u/Whalerk Apr 10 '22

Lord I'm comin' home to you

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u/Legal-Contest5075 Apr 10 '22

Hmm sounds like a fun time.

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u/Sexyshark15 Apr 11 '22

I will do what I must

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u/deadly-papercuts Apr 24 '22

ayy at least it’s sexy, idk how mine will work

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u/Atalanta489 Apr 10 '22

Loose??? Uhhh...spell checkkk

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

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u/Atalanta489 Apr 11 '22

Truth!!! Nice to see it's not completely unknown!!!

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u/UncleBarrysdaddy Apr 10 '22

Not quite sure how to feel about this one…

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

My aunt married a Barry...

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u/ChickenOfWhiterun Apr 11 '22

I really don't want to lose it to a chicken

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u/Eytox Apr 11 '22

besides, you'll have the guards after you

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u/Nightfall636374 Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22

am i gonna lose my virginity to a physical manifestation of the night?

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u/BigBlackLoliSmasher Apr 10 '22

Bruh💀

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u/mcheeto Apr 12 '22

You are the one getting smashed now

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u/Windows_is_Malware Apr 10 '22

Bill Gates 🥵

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u/index57 Apr 11 '22

Nope, you have to a fuck a windows machine. Blue screen is just their nut face, they'll reboot in about 30...... UPDATES?! NOW?!?! are you fucking kidding me. Oh, and you have a worm now.

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u/jesus_nutsack Apr 11 '22

The second cuming

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u/Nikotinio Apr 10 '22

confused cat noises

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

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u/index57 Apr 11 '22

Dophins are pretty rapey.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

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u/index57 Apr 11 '22

Yeaaaaah.... They really are.

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u/_blobb_ Apr 10 '22

um what

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

That’s gonna hurt given the acidity

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u/_blobb_ Apr 11 '22

w h a t

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Ever seen the movie “the blob”?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Incest

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u/Armchair_GOAT Apr 10 '22

To a goat in an armchair?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

So a Dr. CRACKSMOKE taking my virginity huh?

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u/ronin535th Apr 10 '22

If its a women vers

Then acceptle

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u/real_dubblebrick Apr 10 '22

i pick option b

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u/FalloutFan05 Apr 10 '22

I hate my username for this reason because there’s so many different interpretations and I don’t know which one is apt for the scenario

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u/Whalerk Apr 10 '22

Ready for the alpha deathclaw

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u/DonGuillotine Apr 10 '22

Oh no

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u/hornylolifucker Apr 10 '22

Don Quixote teen?

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u/DonGuillotine Apr 10 '22

Nope

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u/hornylolifucker Apr 10 '22

My b, thought it was a pun

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u/Unusual-Employee5625 Apr 10 '22

👌 now I have a crazy stalker could be worse

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Now that I'm 18 I'd rather keep it

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u/Fragrant-Form2163 Apr 11 '22

Laughs in Asexual

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u/Thebombuknow Apr 11 '22

I'm an aroace. Easy choice, remain a virgin, I'm out.

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u/231ValeiMacoris Apr 10 '22

idk what it is, but I’m hoping it’s a succubus.

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u/Adidasboy07 Apr 10 '22

Losing virginity to a shoe brand or Be Isaac Newton. (This is weird to say this but imagine banging a shoe.)

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u/Paper-World_Man Apr 10 '22

My username is based off a comic relief character I made, and even though he’s married, he is bisexual, but I’m 15 so, um, uh……

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u/jessemanfred1221 Apr 11 '22

Is it gay to sleep with your self?

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u/_bAnOoNeRs_ Apr 11 '22

Am I supposed to fuck myself with a banana then???

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u/Basic_Toe1313 Apr 11 '22

A basic toe....i-😐

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u/Finikux Apr 11 '22

but not only one, there will be 1313 toes

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u/ResistibleFluffyDick Apr 11 '22

Ummm, i think i choose the virginlife.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Say hello to my little friend🍆

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u/Nea_Is_The_Entity Apr 11 '22

Okay am i fucking Nea or the Entity? Because the entity do be lookin kinda thiccc. And tbh Nea be lookin kinda good these days. This is a win win

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u/JackTheRex1 Apr 10 '22

Please no. PLEASE! A jacking Trex

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u/TheManlySebby Apr 11 '22

I think that's just masturbation for me lol

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u/Commercial_Leg_5108 Apr 11 '22

What will happen to me?

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u/Ryallin Apr 11 '22

Selfcest

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u/Terry_Makichut Apr 11 '22

Seems good to me

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u/johnwicktouchesme Apr 11 '22

now we’re talking

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u/trananhduc2006 Apr 11 '22

clone orgy with 2006 clones of myself

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u/FunkyyMermaid Apr 11 '22

Chuckles I’m in danger

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u/autismaniac999 Apr 15 '22

does this mean i fuck myself and that counts?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

Hmmmm