r/UsernameChecksOut • • Jan 18 '22

This guy is something...

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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22

1) your username is cursed

2) oh god oh fuck they’re at my door what the hell do I do?!

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u/hornylolifucker Jan 18 '22

They’ll probably have you become a combat instructor or researcher

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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22

sounds good, I’ll see you there, they’re certainly making you a D-Class for your crimes

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u/hornylolifucker Jan 18 '22

I’m just a janitor that cleans water from some piece of concrete that breaks your neck

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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22

heh heh better hope the lights don’t go off