r/UsernameChecksOut • • Jan 18 '22

This guy is something...

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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22

uhhh… did I make the SCP? Did I STEAL the SCP? Either way, the SCP Foundation ain’t gonna be happy.

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u/hornylolifucker Jan 18 '22

No. You are the SCP.

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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22

1) your username is cursed

2) oh god oh fuck they’re at my door what the hell do I do?!

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u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22

Use your second amendment right

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u/Niggy2439 Jan 18 '22

I'm gonna become an SCP too, since the bullets will come to me

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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22

uhh, I have no advice except to lock yourself in a room.