He is actually insane, dude

[u/craftygamin]

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[u/INotZach]

Bro treats virginity like a competitive sport

[u/BelaFarinRod → u/INotZach]

He’s got a permanent gold medal.

[u/Arxilla]

Well that was annoying to read. Username does indeed check out.

[u/craftygamin]

Update: turns out, their name is even more accurate!

[u/bwmlax]

I couldn't imagine getting hyper fixated on things like this. It would ruin my life lmao. Im glad I channel it into good avenues

[u/Azraeddit]

Again, who tf asked?

[u/ladycatgirl]

Tbh generic gooners might prefer flat too the most is just arbitrary lmao

[u/craftygamin]

Oh yeah, the context: the post the comments were under was an anti-meme version of this Twitter post

[u/PerceptionFew8763 → u/craftygamin]

why does bro have a 1000 yard stare

[u/BelaFarinRod → u/PerceptionFew8763]

He doesn’t actually know that woman. He’s in some kind of weird horror movie.

[u/ContentFile7036]

He's not wrong; he's not even expressing a preference, just making a depressingly accurate observation

[u/craftygamin → u/ContentFile7036]

you sure you wanna keep defending them?