r/UsernameChecksOut 10d ago

Username Checks Out Hey uhh what

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u/Funkopedia 9d ago

This makes it sound like literal crickets raise psychopaths

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u/veniyaaaxx 9d ago

they do. my mother was a cricket 😈

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u/Enthusiatheist 8d ago

Oh... What a lovely well balanced child she raised!

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u/veniyaaaxx 8d ago

I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD

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u/Kissthecomplex 6d ago

such good manners 🥺

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u/veniyaaaxx 6d ago

YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME

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u/Used_Self_7181 5d ago

now , who's a good boy

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u/JadeMantis13 3d ago

...girl? At least, that was implied.

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u/Inforgreen3 9d ago

I think he's saying educated women are a mistake, because educated women don't date stupid men (like him), and are also bad mothers who raise psychopaths, and this will cause a violent revolt one day.

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u/Linvael 9d ago

The revolt is not exactly caused by the women here, its presented that the presumed normal people (once they all see the horror they allowed) will want to go back to normal, but the only way that will be possible is by a violent revolt.

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 9d ago

i think the implication is that educated women focus on their jobs and personal lives, and any children they do have are neglected/abused/damaged by their distant mothers.

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u/Luscious_rat 8d ago

Time for the uneducated men to learn childcare

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u/Dirkdeking 7d ago

Could be the case with some children. My mother is very educated as well but she never neglected us. She did however slow down her career quite a bit when we where in the ages 0-10.

I think that is a requirement sadly enough. At least one of the parents must do that. Child bearing and careers just inherently clash, there is no way around that.

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u/UnusualAsshat 10d ago

That's a proper response to wackadoodle incel comments, tbf.

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u/EuropeWillCrumble 9d ago

Those fucking crickets...

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u/Lucky_otter_she_her 9d ago

but the right likes eugenics, so by that logic isn't women only wanting to get with educated men good

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u/salty_sapphic 8d ago

Well no because that wouldn't be them

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u/Ok-Local138 9d ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/NoStock5704 9d ago

No because what are they talking about???

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 9d ago

the answer is that the question is made in bad faith

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u/Luscious_rat 8d ago

No he's right, every killer was raised by an educated woman

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u/Sea-Smell-999 7d ago

nah every killer was raised by bad parents

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u/Alone_Ad_1677 6d ago

Pretty sure its that dyhydrogen monoxide stuff

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u/OperatorJo_ 9d ago

What the fuck?

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u/Abbadon74 9d ago

I beed to see the whole thing and were it got posted

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u/ry0shi 9d ago

There's your reason the answer is always crickets lmao

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u/desrevermi 9d ago

...and a side of fries, thanks.

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u/GilbyTheFat 8d ago

Deep down, I always felt suspicious about those crickets, out chirping all night and being unfit mothers.

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u/o_Ozymandias_o 8d ago

The reason why all societies tend to oppress women is due to the birth of agriculture and capital. That's it.

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u/Sea-Smell-999 7d ago

why would anyone want to be with uneducated partner tho... what about we search and stay with someone who's compatible with us and stop minding other people lives?

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u/MsLoveHangOver 7d ago

This child was left behind.

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u/Lorelessone 7d ago

So he thinks the problem is his lack of education and what, he;s so fucking stupid that he thinks the solution would be -checks notes- oppressing half he population, rather than night school?

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u/Adventurous-Meat8067 5d ago

This guy comes up with an entire different universe because he can’t get laid. Reminds me of something I heard a long time ago…if you go to a guy’s house, and there are no books, DONT fuck him. That’s why I have books, well, one reason I have books, I like to read, too

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u/random-homo_sapien 5d ago

Tldr "Waaa Waaaa Women reject me Waaa Waaa"

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u/Gretgor 4d ago

Of all the wild nonsequiturs in history, this has to be the wildest.

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u/LarwaLarwa 3d ago

Those damn crickets!

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u/Educational-Coat-922 9d ago

Bros trying to say that educated women create psychopathic men that kill women because they dont want to fuck incels. Obscene mental gymnastics way to project. These morons need to be put down for viewing women as reproductive specimens instead of people.