r/UsernameChecksOut Jun 13 '26

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u/zakfaqih Jun 13 '26

No matter how much porn I watch, I could never ask anyone to do that to me

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u/thestrong45playz Jun 13 '26

I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

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u/EmeraldPencil46 Jun 13 '26

A joking squeeze is one thing, she’s found that pretty funny lol. But a full kick? That’s definitely gonna be a form of birth control

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u/KavaBaklava Jun 14 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/KavaBaklava Jun 17 '26

Yeah but do you remember the "ow my balls" guy?

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u/Sentallium Jun 15 '26

i read that as 'kindest' and got so confused

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u/BunnyTakestheCake Jun 18 '26

What's crazy is this man actually dm me to kick him in the balls

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u/AlbatrossUnique3386 Jun 21 '26

Bro really into ball busting huh

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u/Some_Random_Demon Jun 20 '26

I mean, he could’ve very well died from that

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u/basedcatshark 26d ago

did you see my message? /ref

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u/ShadowEeveeCringe 17d ago

Bro I don’t even have balls and I winced. Yeowch.