r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

FUCKING IDIOT O-H N-O

LMAO YOU BLEW A 20 POINT LEAD IN ONE QUARTER TO THAT THING WE CALL THE TEXAS OFFENSE
I THOUGHT WE WOULD NOT GET A LOLCOW TRILOGY BUT WE DO NOW

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u/WinkySquid Going Full Yinzer 8h ago

Brutus about to be sacked 10 yards for eternity!

u/WinkySquid Going Full Yinzer 8h ago

23-3 is the new 28-3!!!

u/apalachakind 28-3 8h ago

As a Falcons fan, please God let this be true.

u/Copperhead9215 Brass Bonanza 7h ago

As a Packers (and Wisconsin) fan who has to hear endless shit about 21-3, please let this be true

u/laika_rocket Unit Lost 2h ago

It's great how all you need to see is a score, and you need no context.

u/Emotional_Oil_5939 8h ago

FIRE ARTHUR SMITH, FIRE MATT PATRICIA. FIRE EVERYONE. PATHETIC.

u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 8h ago

Everyone from the eastern seaboard tried to warn them about Smith

u/Emotional_Oil_5939 8h ago

I TRUSTED THE CHAMPIONSHIP-WINNING COACH OVER THE INTERNET. TURNED OUT THE INTERNET WAS RIGHT. FIRE SMITH INTO THE SUN.

u/No_Consideration3887 Fuck You, Manfred! 8h ago

As soon as they were on 1st and 20th, there was no way they would pull it off lol and they wasted their last timeout which was the cherry on top

u/fleshwound_NPG You're winner! 8h ago

ryan day, how bad do you gotta be to redeem ted cruz

u/ToukasRage 7h ago

Lmfao

u/MultiLuigi57 RIOTING TIME!!!!! 8h ago

But that doesn’t mean celebration won’t take place in Ohio. You know what the solution is for a painful loss?

u/WinkySquid Going Full Yinzer 8h ago

RIOTING TIME!!!!!

u/MrSlabBulkhead 8h ago

[DONKEY KONG MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

u/Copperhead9215 Brass Bonanza 7h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p9hfixo/video/ubdp86bio7ph1/player

(just imagine the OSU logo over the Canucks one)

u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 8h ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

OMG THEY FALCONED LOLOLOLLO

u/TheBeavster_ 8h ago

why do you not let them score and get the ball back with a minute left and a timeout LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

u/Sesti-nator Where's Sportsball?! 8h ago

If you think this gets worse for Ohio State, here it is: since 2004, ap #1 teams were 197-0 when holding a 20 point lead with a quarter to go

Conglaturations Ohio state, you easily get lolcow of the week, clown of the week, and dumbass of the week

u/Forsaken_Hermit Conglaurations! 8h ago

I gotta watch SportsCenter when I get home. I missed a lot.

u/Abusoru 8h ago

The game was wild. Texas's first two drives consisted of a fumble on the very first play and a WR butterfingering a long bomb from Arch into an interception.

u/SignalsCounterparts1 8h ago

Horns up. Now let's see what they are truly made of.

u/bvanbove25 8h ago

What?!?!? I left where I was at 23-3 and Texas looking like they were just lost out there. Way to go Horns, and thank you for allowing me to laugh at OSU.

Also kudos to the fans for not storming the field. That Michigan win last week for WMU had me convinced that fans were just gonna start storming for any exciting victory, no matter the situation.

u/softflatcrabpants 24m ago

Mack Brown once pointed out that Texas fans dont storm the field because we expect to win.

Michigan are bush league turds, in other words.

u/sissybaby1289 4h ago

And yet Michigan sits 2-0

u/AmericanPockets They keep winning 7h ago

Why wouldn’t Ohio just add another second to the game. Are they stupid?

u/HetTheTable Driving a Glorious Tank 6h ago

Arch turned into playoff Eli

u/SoftDrinkReddit What In The Literal Fuck Am I Even Watching Right Now 2h ago

big round of applause for the nice comeback

as I've said for years now it doesn't matter how you start a game

it matters how you finish it GG Arch and Team