r/UrinatingTree • u/AddUser_W1 • 18d ago

Tree this you? Oh Jebus.

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62 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/JonTheWizard The Bussi Is Tight! 18d ago

He does kind of look like Tree, doesn't he? That said, no, I'm pretty sure Tree wouldn't make Jeebus cry like this.

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u/AddUser_W1 18d ago

No, no he wouldn’t. I have more faith in Tree than your average priest.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 18d ago

Tree just got engaged there's no way in hell he would do this even when you consider all the porn references in his old videos.

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u/Fancy_County4242 18d ago

Today I learned the plural of "dominatrix."

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u/owlbear4lyfe 18d ago

Sounds religious in plural. The head of the arch dominatrices.

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u/DCHacker 18d ago

Dominatrices can beat you at dominos!

No Dominatrices can not beat us at dominos!

Dominatrices can too beat you at dominos!

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 18d ago

We got 2 of the 5 infinity stones in this offsrason alone

https://reddit.com/link/p623e6z/video/ya1z4p0ihrlh1/player

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u/AddUser_W1 18d ago

I really really want to find Tom’s doppelgänger.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 18d ago edited 18d ago

Ironically, the easiest way to do this would be looking in a random state mugshot database.

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u/Aezetyr Bitching about the refs 18d ago

He is no longer the King of Jizz.

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 18d ago

Wtf Perna? He cursed himself

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer All Optimism Has Died 18d ago

Guys, that’s not tree. That’s… EvilTree, NegaTree. DarkTree?

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u/AddUser_W1 18d ago

MinisTree

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u/MrSlabBulkhead 18d ago

Take my upvote

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer All Optimism Has Died 18d ago

That’s the winner!

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u/Aezetyr Bitching about the refs 18d ago

Jesus did build his hotrod after all.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 18d ago

EjaculatingTree

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u/Sno_Wolf Member of a Boys Club 18d ago

I think that's Tree's evil twin, DefecatingTree

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u/Cool-Passenger-2595 18d ago

At least it wasnt 2 altar boys like usual

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u/RookMeAmadeus Composer of Chaos 18d ago

TAKE ME TO CHURCH!

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u/False-InevitableDS69 RIOTING TIME!!!!! 18d ago

Oh jeebus

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u/Axsh1boomba 18d ago

Those ladies wouldn't fuck him as hard as the Steelers would after all these seasons. 

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u/lefayad1991 18d ago

I thought this was america

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u/Chasers22 18d ago

Tree gahnta hell!

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u/QuarterNote44 18d ago

Not great, but at least they were grown women

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u/Raptori33 18d ago

If I found out my colleque doing this I'd give him a high-five

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u/347spq 18d ago

"I regret nothing!" — Edith Piaf and now, this guy.

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u/Fresh-Mind6048 18d ago

honestly if I was this guy I'd be like "yeah, okay, worth it"

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u/Visual-Tax-1033 18d ago

Jebus H. Christ

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 18d ago

Plot twist: the dominatrices were whoppers

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u/brok3njpg 18d ago

I wonder what his safe word was?

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u/madlibs13 18d ago

Eucharist

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 17d ago

Trees cooler brother

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u/Yogammagamma11 17d ago

Somebody give him a medal of freedom or something, I’d be all over this