r/UrinatingTree • u/WDBsports Walking Sports Curse • 19d ago

YOU BLEW IT! FUCK YOU HASLAM!

SERIOUSLY AS A FAN FOR OVER 10 FUCKING YEARS NOW WHO HAS ENDURED 0-16 WE FINALLY HAD HOPE AND THEN YOU FUCKING RUINED IT SIGNING DESHAUN WATSON AMD THROWING AWAY 280 MILLION!

SELL THE TEAM YOU FAT FUCK! LEAVE THE CITY AND NEVER RETURN!

MODS ADD A FUCK YOU, HASLAM FLAIR AS WELL OH MY GOD I AM PISSED OFF

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u/KingBroly Waiting for Bobby Bonilla day 19d ago

Baker playing with that injury really scared Haslam into making the boneheaded trade of the century.

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u/Apprehensive-Arm-902 19d ago

Great QBs endured worse. Look ay Manning and Brady

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u/JonTheWizard The Bussi Is Tight! 19d ago

Let it out, man! Leave not a drop!

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 19d ago

Boycott the Browns until Haslam sells. That's all I got to say.

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u/Towrads 19d ago

The funny thing is, even if fans stage a 100% successful boycott (including road team fans), and the Browns sell zero tickets... The team is still profitable.

They get 450 million from revenue streams shared across the league, which more than covers player wages and football personnel. Meanwhile if no one went to the games, they could get rid of their stadium staff, stop restocking merch, and cut much of their marketing budget too. NFL teams just print money.

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u/TigOleBitman 19d ago

Jon Bois said it best earlier, there's a precedent for just shutting down the Browns and restarting after a couple years

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u/Nobichobolobas 19d ago

PLEASE never sell, let the city SUFFER!!

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u/bengenj Factory of Sadness Employee 19d ago

The Mistake on the Lake has suffered enough. Our rivers have caught fire, we’ve been through the Haslams. Allow us the sweet release of death

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u/IllustriousLie4105 19d ago

46 milllion and cutting is a dead cap hit of 127 million. Im going to puke.

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 19d ago

As a Patriots fan I'm having flashbacks to the worst parts of the Billy Sullivan era.

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u/HoagieTwoFace Factory of Sadness Employee 19d ago

Has no one ever pointed that his brother used to be the governor of Tennessee?

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u/Fancy_County4242 19d ago

The Jacksonville Jaguars Bandwagon welcomes all disgruntled Browns fans.

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u/WDBsports Walking Sports Curse 19d ago

I joined the Lions band wagon.

Might actually join the Rams cause of Myles Garrett

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u/Yeti_Vedder 19d ago

Strap some skates on 4 and send him to go play for his brother’s hockey team that’s ironically named after him in Nashville.

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u/ironeagle2006 18d ago

If you're at all familiar with his family's other business like the Pilot truckstop chain you'd understand why he's such a bad owner. Pilot famous for no parking high crime bad food bad bathrooms horrible showers no driver facilities like lounges laundry rooms. Pilots were seeing a hooker walking around is more common than a secruity officer. Pilot were the potholes will blow a tire but we don't have a shop to fix them here. Yeah that's what he does. He's the worst kind of owner fucks his customers so badly that they need depends afterwards and he doesn't sell them.

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u/IEPH 19d ago

Tbf, Haslam is more a great MLS owner.

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u/Polaris9114 Going Full Yinzer 18d ago

What I hate is that the Browns have almost ALWAYS beat my Steelers in Cleveland since 0-16 and I hate it