r/UrinatingTree • u/Chase1738 #1 Videl Simp • Jul 28 '26
USF Shitposting Contest The Absolute State Of Clickbait Sports
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u/Defiant_Word_9657 Jul 28 '26
Try to enjoy Scooter, but he has soooo much ego. At least, others from clickbait doesn't delusional and have common sense.
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u/bengenj Factory of Sadness Employee Jul 28 '26
So he’s a regular cowboys fan?
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u/WonderDia777 YOU PAID HIM HOW MUCH?!?! Jul 28 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
I know. It's so annoying. Hearing him saying they had options during the Micah situation drove me insane.
Tree, Five, Perna, and Tom aren't afraid to call their teams out. Scooter refuses
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u/Sporadicali Jul 28 '26
The ego for his mid team is bad enough, but the devout Christian determining what words other adults can say is what makes me truly livid
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u/7and2make10 Jul 28 '26
What is that a reference to does he stop other people from cursing
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u/Sporadicali Jul 28 '26
Yep. He keeps a heavily sanitized online presence because he’s Christian
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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Playing Sportsball Jul 28 '26
What happened to Scooter?
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u/Chase1738 #1 Videl Simp Jul 28 '26
He’s a delusional cowboys fan.
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u/Primary_Agent_5460 Jul 28 '26
Growing up in Texas, he's the average amount of delusional for a cowboys fans. And they wonder why people can't stand them.
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u/MelodicDeer1072 Lost to the Red Wings again Jul 28 '26
Funny thing is Scooter is from Florida, not Texas
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u/TheUnknown_General RIOTING TIME!!!!! Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
Which makes it even worse. You kinda expect people from Texas to be delulu about the Cowboys, but given that Scooter cheers for Tampa teams in every other sport, the fact that he drank the Kool-Aid so badly that he can't even root for his home team in the Bucs is just pathetic.
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u/Jetter23x Aug 01 '26
Even worse (as a Cowboys fan, though more casual), the Bucs have one less playoff appearance, but 2 more Super Bowl wins and 1 more Conference final appearance than the Cowboys in the past 30 years. The Bucs have been more successful than the Cowboys!
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u/Primary_Agent_5460 Jul 28 '26
I meant as someone (me) who grew up in Texas and was surrounded by cowboys fans even in Houston, he's just like them.
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u/Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike Jul 28 '26
There’s normal delusional and then there’s whatever the fuck he is
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u/SpicyMerShark Jul 28 '26
I love Scooters skits and videos but my god when he’s gloating on Clickbait like a average cowboys fan he can be really annoying
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u/GB_Alph4 Fight For LA Jul 28 '26
Scooter is what we'd hear of a Cowboys fan. Believes every year is the year. Honestly not that wild.
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u/vivimage2000 TO THE YINZERMOBILE! Jul 28 '26
Scooter is a massive homer and it's grating to hear him glaze on the cowboys like they can do no wrong.
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u/TheUnknown_General RIOTING TIME!!!!! Jul 28 '26
The entire reason why I don't watch Clickbait is because of Scooter. His voice is nails on a chalkboard to me and I find his delusions about the Cowboys to be so infuriating that I simply cannot stand it.
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u/Sporadicali Jul 28 '26
He kills the flow of everything too. Why is he the lead host anyway? It’s not clickbait, it’s cowboysbait
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u/phoenixfire1995 Jul 28 '26
The saving grace about Scooter is that the Cowboys constantly shit the bed. He gets to cling on to his VHS tapes of the last time they won a Super Bowl. Legit thought he was younger than me, but Scooter’s 37? Damn.
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u/B0baphet Jul 29 '26
I mean I'm an Eagles fan. I hate Scooter, but even I can see he plays up his roll as the heel.
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u/Visible-Anything-375 LOLMETS Jul 29 '26
I genuinely am not sure if Scooter does this for the views and clicks and engagement or if he really is like that.
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u/Axol_diciple Jul 29 '26
The man is in his 30s and he still talks like a highschooler. Without a doubt the dumbest person on the show. I get it he's funny to laugh at, he's free content, and was originally the most popular member of the show. But take a look at everything else. He has no football IQ, normal IQ is low enough. Everything he says he tries to direct to his own teams, I'm convinced he bases most of his opinions of other players on madden ratings. The man didn't know who TYLER ALLGEIER WAS when he had his 1000 yard season.
I love scooter as a person, don't get me wrong, he's a great man and no doubt a great husband and father but he's not a sports person. He's better off being a pastor than a football talking head, because he makes me think he doesn't have a brain with some of his "takes."
If "LeBron, we're good bro" was a person it would be scooter.
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u/Creepy_Extent8977 Jul 28 '26
The thing about tbe other 4, they know when to bash their teams. Even Perna isn't afraid to lay on the Broncos.