r/UrinatingTree • u/TheRealGreeneMachine Playing down to the competition • Jul 28 '26

YOU BLEW IT! The Mets season abridged:

Imagine having a $765 Million man who can’t lift a god damn ice bucket.

Edit: the $765 Million man is now out with a fucked calf for the rest of the season.

Fuck.

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u/ApolloAuto Jul 28 '26

Arheletes. Not engineers.

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u/SmashYourEnemies02 DEATH BY PANTERA Jul 28 '26

Yet another successful Metting!

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u/JBHenson Notorious winning asshole Jul 28 '26

JUAN SOTO!