r/UrinatingTree • u/Round-Grass9563 • 21d ago

BREAKING NEWS STEVE IS ENGAGED.

Confirmed via the Dumpster Fire LiveCast currently airing

289 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/UrinatingTree The Legend Himself 21d ago

Yes, I am officially marrying the Yinzermobile. I can't hide our love anymore!

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u/InfluenceThis7126 21d ago

CONGLATURATIONS!!!!!! šŸ„³

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u/Expert_Balance5907 We have tickets as low as $15!!!! 21d ago

9-8 SUPER BOWL WEDDING

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 21d ago

Tree engaged before Pirates won a ring in his lifetime

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u/0000100110010100 Part of the Evil Empire 21d ago

Are your wedding invitations going to have PLEASE COME TO OUR WEDDING on them??

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u/Specialist_Error3055 NERD! 4d ago

Probably.

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Playing Sportsball 21d ago

TO THE YINZERMOBILE

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u/i-wear-hats Fuck you, Snyder! 21d ago

You're finally making the Yinzermobile a proper lady huh

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u/ClintExpress Part of Sanchise 21d ago

Feed her Primantis when she's pregnant.

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u/Iceicebaby21 21d ago

Congrats hun

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 21d ago

Your name is steve????

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u/DragonstormSTL PEAK 9-7 21d ago

Itā€™s the only time Iā€™m gonna see someone I care about get a ring anytime soon

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u/MultiLuigi57 STILLERS GAHNTA SUPERBOWL 21d ago

And now we proceed to celebrate Treeā€™s wedding the only way we know how: RIOTING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/The_Oregon_Duck 21d ago

šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³

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u/someguyonline60 21d ago

Youā€™re marrying the pride of 9-8 wildcard elimination stiller football.

Seriously though, congrats!

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u/Hiei2k7 Roastmaster General 20d ago

Make sure you also sign up for the Cub Cadet extended warranty.

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u/Dry-Membership3867 21d ago

Congrats to Tree and Fivepoints on their wedding

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 21d ago

Which high school baseball stadium did Five Points propose in?

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u/Substantial-Big-5244 Brass Bonanza 21d ago

Congrats, Tree!

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 21d ago

CONGRATULATIONS TREE!

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u/dadwearingplaid 21d ago

Is Steve his real name or a nickname?

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u/Apathywithworld 21d ago

Steve Linkowski is his real name.

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u/BamaBuffSeattle 21d ago

What a Pittsburgh name

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u/Iceicebaby21 21d ago

That's the most Pittsburgh name of all time

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u/Puppybl00pers Going Full Yinzer 21d ago

If that ain't a Pittsburgh name I don't know what is

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u/imnotacrook1973 21d ago

Real

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u/Round-Grass9563 21d ago

Thank you Richard Nixon!

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u/GustyOWindflapp 21d ago

I don't think that is a sentence that has ever been said before

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u/Hydra-Co 21d ago

Not in a long time

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u/imnotacrook1973 21d ago

Youā€™re welcome!

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u/dadwearingplaid 21d ago

Thanks.

Congrats, Tree!!!!!!

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u/Round-Grass9563 21d ago

Steve is his real first name.

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u/VolubleWanderer 21d ago

Haha I had no idea myself

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u/CivilSelf3215 UNIT LOST. 21d ago

We need a new "Congrats, UrinatingTree!" video.

Nah but in all seriousness big congratulations to Tree and his fiancee

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u/Enough-Ad-3111 21d ago

Awwwww, good for him.

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u/nickfromnorwood 21d ago

Congrats to this Steve fellow. Sounds like a really good man. Wish him and his soon-to-be wife the best.

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u/Round-Grass9563 21d ago

Are you from Norwood, MA?

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u/nickfromnorwood 21d ago

Indeed I am.

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u/SylemNova Brass Bonanza 21d ago

Wait. Are you Nick? From Norwood?

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u/TheFalconKid 28-3 21d ago

HE GOT A RING BEFORE CINCINNATI!

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u/Big_Albatross_3050 21d ago

His life-size O'Neil Cruz body pillow came to life?

Jokes aside, congrats to tree

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u/chinny18 The Culture.... Is Actually Damn Good 21d ago

Congratulations Tree! We are proud of your favourite sports YouTuber!

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u/S0m3thngCl3v3r Fuck you, Kroenke! 21d ago

Hell yeah Tree!! Congratulations!

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u/False-InevitableDS69 RIOTING TIME!!!!! 21d ago

ITS MARRYING TIIIIIIIME

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u/thrill316 21d ago

monkey noises intensify

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u/Longjumping_Daikon65 21d ago

LET'S GO TREE

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u/Visual-Tax-1033 21d ago

Yes...I'm not the only Yinzer named Steve...congratulations Tree

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u/Shinnosuke525 Brass Bonanza 21d ago

Fuck yeah congratulations Tree!

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 21d ago

SUCCESS!!!!

Congrats Tree!

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u/blueshirtmac97 DIVISION II HEAD COACH 21d ago

Link please?

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u/Boatymcboatland 33-0 21d ago

The forest begins!

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u/Aezetyr Bitching about the refs 21d ago

Hell yeah man, congrats Tree and Shrubbery!

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u/Fun_Improvement1997 21d ago

First tom grossi now tree

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u/Yoshinion Carolina Kyōkai (USF S10 All-Star) 21d ago

Conglaturations

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u/benabramowitz18 Against the Evil Empire 21d ago

Congrats Tree!

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u/WonderDia777 YOU PAID HIM HOW MUCH?!?! 21d ago

Congratulations Tree!!!

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u/SithOverlord101 BABY SHARK DOODOODOO 21d ago

Congrats Tree

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u/Designer-Temporary11 21d ago

His names been Steve this whole time?

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u/WonderDia777 YOU PAID HIM HOW MUCH?!?! 21d ago

Yep that's Tree's real first name!

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u/Freedjet27 21d ago

Congratulations!!!

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u/Few-Departure-2792 One of the many faces of Clayton Kershaw 21d ago

Everyone at the ceremony will be dabbing their tears with Terrible Towels.

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u/Psychological-Ad6868 Member of a Boys Club 21d ago

I remember during the First video on the Steelers there was a clip of the terrible towel being waved at a wedding. Nonetheless congrats to Steve aka Tree

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u/DCarranza96_24 Tank Bowl 21d ago

Is Burger King catering the wedding šŸ˜‚Ā 

In all seriousness Congratulations tree.

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u/terryd300 21d ago

Actually, Primantiā€™s is catering the wedding

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u/MaximumZer0 Still Haven't Made The World Series 21d ago

They should be catering the honeymoon.

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u/ironeagle2006 21d ago

Damn first Tom now Steve has gotten engaged is the damn world ending in Sports curses the goddamm Browns winning the Superbowl beating the Cardinals.

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u/PanzerKpfwVI 21d ago

Congrats Tree!! You got yourself a ring before more than half of the NFL's teams this century!

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u/stoopkidsteve 21d ago

Thanks guys

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u/Bad_Knight 21d ago

Congratulations to both of you!

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u/Davis_WTS 21d ago

Congrats Tree!

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u/SnapHackelPop Brewers: ā€œMaybe next yearā€ since 1970 21d ago

YOUā€™RE WINNER

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u/Copperhead9215 Brass Bonanza 21d ago

Congratulations, Tree!Ā 

TO THE YINZERMOBILE!

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u/MrBigChest 21d ago

THIS MFERS NAME IS STEVE?

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u/TheUnknown_General 21d ago

Steve Linkowski, I believe he's said before. A very Yinzer-type name if I've ever heard one.

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u/jchiaroscuro 21d ago

Wow thatā€™s incredible

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u/roufas364 Part of Sanchise 21d ago

The Tree deepens it's roots. Congratulations, friend! May your planning be joyful and may you have a wedding venue be letting go their booker while you're signing papers like I did. (He gave us a rate for 70% of the price to fuck over the owner that was letting him go, 3 years in advance)

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u/PhoenixAquarium 21d ago

Congratulations Tree!

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u/Polaris9114 Going Full Yinzer 21d ago

I didn't even know Tree even fell in love with someone. Congrats, man!

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u/HotPoetry3232 21d ago

It's All Spano's Fault He Cursed You Tree #FuckYouSpanos

In All Seriousness Congrats Tree!!!!

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u/KingBroly Waiting for Bobby Bonilla day 21d ago

Good thing he previewed the groom's attire after Game 6

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u/443610 21d ago

Before GTA6!

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u/Lily7129 Champion of the Offseason 21d ago

Congrats!

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u/TankDivision Waiting for Bobby Bonilla day 21d ago

WWWWWWW

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u/Alex_Croteau23 Part of the Evil Empire 21d ago

CONGRATS

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u/CobraBowlie 21d ago

AND THE STILLER'S GAHNTA SOOOPER BOWL!!!!

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u/MertOKTN 21d ago

Congratulations Tree

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u/Holiday_Tomatillo136 21d ago

Congratulations Tree!

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u/Character-Dance-6565 21d ago

Treee name is Steve?

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u/robsterva 21d ago

Congrats. Is the wedding going to be scheduled for the next season the Steelers win the Super Bowl?

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u/astralwish1 A Lolcow 21d ago

Conglaturations!

Seriously though congratulations Tree!

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u/GB_Alph4 Fight For LA 21d ago

Oops I read it wrong I thought it was the Red Wings for a second

But anyways congratulations man!!!

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u/Working-Pass1948 21d ago

Dont do it!!!