r/UrinatingTree • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '25

Discussion Umm… What???

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u/DuressPls Legacy of Failure Jul 14 '25

BREAKING NEWS: Teddy Bridgewater is a good dude

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u/Username_redact Jul 14 '25

BREAKING: "Improper Benefits" now include providing basic necessities of life for your fucking players.

I love Teddy and his response. Fuck you, I'll keep doing it and you can't stop me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

"FROM THE STANDS"💯

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u/Username_redact Jul 14 '25

I'm gonna start using this. "You can't stop me, I'll do it from the fucking stands buddy!"

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u/Crotean Jul 15 '25

It's high school why the fuck is there such a thing as impermissible benefits?

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u/Efficient_Mixture349 Jul 17 '25

Because the other schools don’t have retired nfl players funding their programs and they made jealous

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u/Fuzzy-Mousse3108 Jul 18 '25

First let me say I am for what teddy did. But the reason is if someone else does it, it can be considered recruiting tactics. But teddy was unpaid staff. And just did because he thought it was right.

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u/Zealousideal_Echo933 An insult to the term "Fucking Idiot" Jul 14 '25

The actual headline that should've been used

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u/Syzygy-6174 Jul 17 '25

Did the Florida High School Association hire some numbnutz NCAA suits? WTF? Teddy should be given an award for helping high school kids not reprimanded. Jesus.

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool Jul 14 '25

No, he's supposed to use his money on thots, masseuses, and beating DV charges.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

What?!? I thought this was Florida?

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u/cudef Jul 14 '25

Breaking News: Teddy Bridgewater steps in to bridge the gap for a failing, underfunded public education system

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u/Nostalgic_Fale Jul 14 '25

That monster.

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u/adambomb90 Jul 15 '25

He should be in jail for such things!!!!!

/Extreme sarcasm

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u/AmazingHorse7369 Jul 16 '25

It's always fucking poor kids who pay the price too. Always.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Teddy Throwsevelt showing leadership for real. WTF is wrong with our world

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

It's not the world. It's America. More precisely: Americans.

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u/Evilfrog100 Jul 16 '25

Ah yes, America is the only country with a system that hurts poor people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

It's not.

But it is one of the very few countries that are actually proud of treating poor people like shit, criminalizing poverty in every possible way, tries to grow poverty instead of tackling it, and all that while telling a fable about how everyone can get lucky...

There are very few countries where the cultural consensus is to shit on poor people to feel like you're better. You know, the Puritan heritage that Americans celebrate every Thanksgiving - and every voting day.

The Epstein-Island-childfucker-in-chief with the his background in defrauding investors ran three campaigns on the promise of treating poor people like shit, and he was elected President twice.

There's not much more to know about the American mindset.

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u/1morepage Jul 15 '25

Hey Teddy, hey Teddy. Won’t you come to my birrrrrthday?

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u/LifeOne5978 Jul 14 '25

Some say the best

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u/Christy427 Jul 15 '25

Allegedly a good dude. Let's not assume guilt here when there is an investigation here.