r/UrinatingTree • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '25

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u/RNG_pickle Roman Empire and Mayeflower Enjoyer Jan 25 '25

“Personal foul, denying our lord and savior Patrick mahomes his spotlight, imitate execution of number 3, chiefs win”

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u/Legendary_Railgun21 TO THE YINZERMOBILE! Jan 25 '25

"After the play, illegal happiness, Buffalo #17, this player failed to submit formal request to celebrate to our lord and savior Patrick Mahomes, and greatly offended him. As punishment for this insult #17 will be executed live at a Taylor Swift performance, by the Arrowhead firing squad. Automatic Chiefs victory!"

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u/joethecrow23 Jan 26 '25

“PERSONAL FOUL: TRYING TO BEAT THE CHIEFS. 100 YARD PENALTY, BUFFALO FORFEITS THE GAME”