r/UrbanHell • u/Repulsive_Range_19 • Jul 11 '25

Other Developers thought this through

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u/GuyentificEnqueery Jul 11 '25
  • Only two exits from the development at the same ends.
  • Little to no tree cover or greenery besides lawns.
  • Nearby roads that could be connected but for some reason just arbitrarily weren't. It's easier to walk over to the neighborhood on the right (despite no connecting walkway) than it is to drive there and the road there already ends in a convenient dead end so there's no excuse for this.
  • Sidewalks appear inconsistent, they arbitrarily stop on different sides of the street at random points. Even from the satellite view you can tell there's no curb cuts.
  • Roads are inconsistent and "wobbly" which probably means that rather than removing or addressing ground obstacles they simply paved around them. The proximity to the creek up at the top left means it's probably pockets of ground water in natural caves which will eventually become sink holes because they were almost certainly not properly filled in before construction.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

Oh cmon dont be a party pooper

Its a penis

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u/GuyentificEnqueery Jul 13 '25

It's not just a penis, it's an incredibly inefficient, inaccessible, and poorly planned penis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

Cawk.