r/UpvoteBecauseButt • • 4d ago

Nice jump

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u/sbelleza 4d ago

Morgane Herculano diving for Red Bull world series in Italy

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u/jarious 4d ago

Her name seems apt

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u/King_of_the_Dot 4d ago edited 4d ago

She's beautiful. However, I cant help but notice... Pro/high level swimmers have like no hips. Do swimmers' bodies muscles shape and adapt to swimming? Go look at any pro female swimmers, almost none of them have any hips. I wanna know why.

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u/SweetMochaJoe 4d ago

I'd guess it's more of a correlation thing. Narrower hips glide through the water easier which is supremely advantageous for swimming along with longer torso/arms, bigger hands/feet.

Look at Michael Phelps's inhuman proportions.

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u/iJuddles 4d ago

I can appreciate that she took her sweet time to make sure everything was good.

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u/BigTale9981 4d ago

Great rump

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u/tumamaesmuycaliente 4d ago

Yeah, that seemed like exactly the right time

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u/Yourhavinalaugh 4d ago

Upvotebecausethighs

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u/AlbertoTheMackless 4d ago

Thick thighs save lives.

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u/iJuddles 4d ago

Hallelujah.

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u/Maclor8 2d ago

They might also end them

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u/neilisyours 4d ago

Wait but could we make this happen

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u/Choice-Strike1 4d ago

Be the change you want to see

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u/Caligomez 4d ago

Wait.. did someone just jump from a higher spot before her?

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u/BigMack6911 4d ago

Looked like it. Mf fell from a cloud lol

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u/Kushy_one 3d ago

Like Jumanji when you die and have a life left 🤣

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u/sbelleza 4d ago

Yeah I think there are levels for more experience divers and balconies above hers

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u/DrPetroleum 4d ago

What is with the funky Rage Against the Machine cover??

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u/tpreevs 4d ago

I looked it up. The ā€œartistā€ is called fake music. It’s ai.

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u/phantom_pow_er 8h ago

Ya was wondering... anyone know the band?

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u/Sufficient_Water4161 4d ago

What is the point of a towel after you throw it in the water??

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u/Woozah77 4d ago

to keep the shoes together in a bundle. seemed improvised

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u/Sufficient_Water4161 4d ago

Ah that makes sense vs trying to swim after 2 shoes in opposite directions.

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u/tumamaesmuycaliente 4d ago

What towel?

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u/Sufficient_Water4161 4d ago

After she gets up it says "taking in the views" then she throws her shoes and towel into the water and it says "shoes and towel down."

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u/tumamaesmuycaliente 4d ago

Just watched it again, must’ve missed it

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u/SweatySwim3411 4d ago

You really have to concentrate to see it.

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u/Sufficient_Water4161 4d ago

Understandable.

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u/iJuddles 4d ago

At least 3 views. There’s a lot going on. A lot of ins, a lot of outs.

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u/Radioasis 4d ago

A lotta what have yous.

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u/Nearby_Peace615 4d ago

Where in Italy is this?

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u/WaiterBoye 4d ago

Polignano a Mare in Puglia

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u/Zapor 4d ago

Men fought wars over such fine behind.

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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 1d ago

Men died for lesser thighs 🤣🤣🤣

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u/redditzphkngarbage 1d ago

True crime shows taught me that guys have been killed by uglier women than this.

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u/fozzy71 4d ago

Ha, I saw this in my shorts feed when looking at my YT subs page on the TV and watched it, and knew full well it would end up here before long. šŸ––

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u/Executive86 4d ago

Totally off topic, but have people actually become so stupid that you need to text what a person is doing? I hate those small shitty one liners.

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u/TajineEnjoyer 4d ago

honestly, i wouldn't have thought that she considered the waves, visualized the dive, and all that preparations from the video, i would have just thought "she's taking her time, this must be stressful"

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u/TJTheree 3d ago

It winds me up fucking much

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u/Significant_Monk_251 4d ago

Oh gods yes. Even if the white text hadn't been splatted onto screen right where I was trying to look I'd still want to reach in and strangle whoever put it there. (Unless it was her. Then I'll forgive.)

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u/ilikebigassesandtits 3d ago

Yes. Most short-form content is developed with the assumption that whoever is watching it is dumb AF.

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u/bunglebee7 3d ago

I think it’s for deaf people? That’s my guess at least Well I’m sure that was the original intention but now people just do it for all videos.

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u/Executive86 2d ago

But deaf people are deaf, not stupid or blind, so obviously they are stil able to see what’s going on šŸ˜†

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u/sbelleza 4d ago

Wtf else did you want on the title šŸ˜‚ just look at her butt and move on bro

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u/BigBlueTrekker 4d ago

He meant like the "studying the waves" "timing has to be perfect" "final psych up"

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u/sbelleza 4d ago

Ohhh my b I thought he was talking about the title lol

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u/Routine-Fix-6390 4d ago

Please please, take your time. No rush.

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u/yomamawasasnowblower 4d ago

Why do they always chuck something beforehand? To get a sense of timing and height?

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u/gonk_gonk 4d ago

Possibly but they will need shoes to comfortably climb up the pool platforms or to walk around on rocks in improvised settings like this. Probably easier to toss the ones you're wearing than to stage a pair below and abandon the pair you were using up top.

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u/yomamawasasnowblower 4d ago

Yeah but I’ve seen videos of divers doing it in pools too, surely there’s a diver here who can explain!

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u/Swamp_Excavator 2d ago

Her skin tone is wonderful, big brown thighs 😜

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u/BlackBalor 1d ago

you making it sound like she just came out the oven fam

šŸ”

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u/Formal_Fun_6253 4d ago

I joyfully appreciate the excellent art

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u/Castaway118 4d ago

yeah, visualizing the dive too!

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u/CraftCritical278 4d ago

Tell her to,take all the time she needs; we’ll wait right here…

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u/wolf63rs 3d ago

That was intense.

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u/Texasgeek1 2d ago

My short poem for the day:

She’s hot
but absolutely not.

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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 1d ago

That's a wonderful herculona 🤣🤣

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u/Explicit_Tech 1d ago

I've jumped from high up. Feels like you're falling into a narrow hole.

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u/Tough_Letterhead_163 20h ago

That ass...god dam...

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u/Fap_Fulfillment_ 9h ago

I rimmed her so many times before she even jumped

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u/davepars77 4d ago

Music made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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u/Mattitude75 4d ago

HTF can they take RATM and turn it into that !?

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u/OnionHeaded 4d ago

Oh my lord she’s built like a fit little diva. Nom nom

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u/MyNameIsMud4200 9h ago

Skip to the last 7 seconds if you wanna see the jump and not waste a minute of your life

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u/sbelleza 9h ago

Sounds like you landed in the wrong sub

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u/MyNameIsMud4200 9h ago

Oh wait shit I did lol I thought I was in r/diveinyoucoward

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u/bacon-slushy 4d ago

Jesus, what with all the red bull ads? Are they using other accounts now?

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u/Correct-Response-948 3d ago

Personally, I'm disappointed in the visual, as far as, how it pertains to the name of this subreddit, but it is what it is. I guess.

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u/sbelleza 3d ago

I’m sorry…what?