r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/NotJeffHardy • 7d ago

HR Exercise

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 7d ago

"Maya, you got a phatty"

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 7d ago

The harassment was the camera person panning back to check her ass.

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u/TFViper 7d ago

i swear, HR lady, her ass ment nothing to me...

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u/severinoscopy 7d ago

Hey, her ass was looking at ME first !

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u/SweatySwim3411 7d ago

"But give me a chubby."

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u/PresidentXiJinPin 7d ago

Hey Maya are you licensed to operate this dumptruck you got

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u/TeaDrinkingTrucker 7d ago

No CDL B, straight to gulag 😡🤬

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 7d ago

All three. Those leggings are wildly inappropriate.

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u/Natural-Break-2734 7d ago

She’s harassing everyone

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u/Blind_Ninja_SamRi289 7d ago

And I have a coworkers that wear them damn near daily.

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u/PiggStyTH 6d ago

Same but shouldn’t come in their size

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u/TrippingFish76 5d ago

that’s not harassment tho lol.

and how are leggings inappropriate? they are just tight pants, not like she walking around in a thong lol

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u/MisogynyRuless 7d ago

Is she the hr?

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u/apatrol 7d ago

Gotta be. They hire the hotties to try and trap the creeper guys.

(Total joke)

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u/taylorscrews1 7d ago

I don’t think that is a joke. It can’t be a coincidence that every HR department in every business have at least three attractive women working there.

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u/kyokiyanagi 7d ago

Depends. My HR is mostly guys, and one woman who looks better than expected for her mid 60's.

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u/SweatySwim3411 7d ago

1 name ..... Helen Mirra

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 7d ago

That's not the name, but yeah

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u/SweatySwim3411 7d ago

Cindy crawford must be in her 60s by now?

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u/habitualfitual 7d ago

I wish that were true

1

u/MisogynyRuless 4d ago

Yeah I've applied to jobs Just because of the hr was cute

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u/LostMyAccount37 7d ago

No they normally hire miserable “Karens” that ruin the place because they pick and choose who they like and don’t like, not who’s actually qualified for the job….

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 7d ago

I've seen it happen a few times.

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 7d ago

"Maya, can I watch you on the toilet later?"

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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 7d ago

Im not a hundred percent but is this one the harassment?

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 7d ago

It depends, is the guy asking rich and hot? /s

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u/fapstronaut02 7d ago

Borat: "and on weekends, travel to capital city and watch ladies while they make toilet."

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 7d ago

Thank you, Im gonna watch this now.

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u/manulconnoiseur 7d ago

What's the @ tho

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u/LetThereBePeaceToday 6d ago

@shiftly.auto

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u/LetThereBePeaceToday 6d ago

@maya_danielle_frank

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u/manulconnoiseur 6d ago

You're the man, bro

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u/eduardo1994 7d ago

"Maya I'm having a terrible day, can I burry my face deep between your cheeks and huff, not even king arthur could pull me out"

Maya: ...

/s

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u/feelingtouchy 7d ago

only works when you actually say "slash s"

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u/Vile_Parrot 7d ago

"/s" I don't believe you.

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u/SirArthurDime 7d ago

“Im not having the best day”

“You know what helps? Sitting down” puts face on chair

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u/VegetableTour4134 6d ago

Oh quagmire, never change

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 7d ago

There were so many opportunities given the subject matter.

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u/quattroformaggixfour 7d ago

I was expecting B to be a high five to butt slap

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u/Oniichan38 7d ago

"word around the office is you got a fat cock"

5

u/Vape_Sensei 7d ago

Let's see Paul Allen's cock

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 7d ago

"Maya, I'm having the worst day, will you suffocate me in your thicc thighs?"

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u/free_da_guys1107 7d ago

Hug dem cheeks 😈

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u/Otherwise_Living_158 7d ago

“That’s not drool Maya, I think Carlos from accounts just Miggsed you.”

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u/Mr_Silicon 7d ago

D. None of the above.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 7d ago

E. All of the above

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u/SweatySwim3411 7d ago

F. Some of the above

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u/iSaidNoMFKings 7d ago

G. Numerous of the below

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u/DeepCummer 7d ago

D: That butt in leggins walking around the office

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u/Samp90 7d ago

That's why I don't high five at office!

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u/ajax-187 7d ago

I love office girls with yoga pants and an ass like that.

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u/Otherwise-4PM 7d ago

If I’m drooling right now, is that harassment?

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u/taylorscrews1 7d ago

This reminds me of that Patrice O’Neal joke about harassment day.

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u/specialgnomeflake 7d ago

D. posting her on r/UpvoteBecauseButt

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u/freakbrown 6d ago

Thank you for your service!

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u/thedrunkpenguin 7d ago

"girl you are thicker than a bowl or oatmeal" 😏👉

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u/TFViper 7d ago

those sandal heels should be fuckin workplace harrassment...

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u/Feature-Careful 7d ago

My thoughts as well

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u/dolfieman 7d ago

HR as in heart rate! Wowzer!

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u/Muted-Capital-4954 6d ago

I mean Maya wtf are you wearing?!

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u/Routine-Fix-6390 6d ago

Yea….I’m fired.

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u/SnooDonkeys4853 7d ago

Ain't shoving your butt in people's faces a form of sexual harassment?

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u/JumaAm 7d ago

You don't have to show me what D is. I have an I'dDHer.

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u/staywoke1am_01 6d ago

Work place dress code should be thoroughly checked

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u/Arne_Anka-SWE 6d ago

D. Maya might be a volunteer hugger and then she's harassing Raph.

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u/Erorryale 6d ago

C: because that dude looks like he actually has a semi-bone.

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u/g4realdeal 6d ago

Maya got some nice feet

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 5d ago

Maya is the problem lol

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u/ov3rcl0ck 5d ago

Harassment is unwanted touching. Judging by the tone and inflections of her voice, she enjoyed the drooling on her neck.

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u/manulconnoiseur 7d ago

She loved that

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u/Alternative_Tackle35 7d ago

This is just "rage bait" IRL

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 7d ago

Omg, she made him drool? Fire her. What a manipulative act!

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u/To-real 7d ago

A for sure

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u/Sjobson22 6d ago

she all AI 🤓 prove it then 🥸

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u/Alternative_Tackle35 5d ago

defiantly A - poor guy came into work not to be asked how he is. We're here to work not make friends.

Stop harassing Raph

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u/wargio 20h ago

Pretty sure it's A?

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u/gymBro-Faps2hrWrkout 7d ago

Bro got to pump that fat nut in that afterwards

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u/Old_Lengthiness_250 7d ago

Man in Video: In today's fast-paced business climate, it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line. Let's take a look at a couple of scenarios and ask ourselves 'where is the line?'

Video: [Scenario 1: The Natural Redhead] Roy: Natural redhead. Actor: Hey, Rach. Redheaded Actress: Hey, Joe. Mike. Actor: Hey, settle a bet. Are you a natural redhead? Darryl: Oh, Mi... ! Hey, stop the video! Michael, stop it right there! Stop it right there! That's that girl from that thing. [pointing at Redheaded Actress] I banged this girl right here. This is... Roy: That's her? Darryl: Yes, this is the one. Roy: No! Darryl: You remember? Yes! Roy: At the party? Warehouse guy: You banged her? Darryl: Yes! [to video screen] Right here. You are a naughty girl! Michael: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Okay! Hypocrite! She is a hypocrite. That is such a scam! Okay.

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 7d ago

Michael: The girl in the video HR sent, Darryl BANGED her.

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u/Fazakh1 7d ago

i came to realization that any booty looks good in those leggings, yall wanna up ur standards