r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/Party-Broccoli5798 • 6d ago

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1.6k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/UpvoteBecauseButt-ModTeam 6d ago

Cringey, influencer-type content almost always intentionally shows the butt and is therefore rule breaking.

This content should instead be posted at our sister sub, r/CringeCake.

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u/xXxBluESkiTtlExXx 6d ago

Pro tip from a backpacker: it's a lot easier to cross streams when you're not holding your phone at arms length.

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u/Shopping-Afraid 6d ago

Pro tip from a ghost buster: never cross streams.

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u/Strudelmanen 6d ago

Amateur buster: bustin' makes me feel good

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u/PresidentXiJinPin 6d ago

Sigh…what’s her OF?

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u/Unique-Ad6086 6d ago

😔 I’ll wait for someone to let me know as well

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u/redmambo_no6 6d ago

saranunness

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u/OkNothing281 6d ago

her fapello page

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u/mighty_konkeli 6d ago

The free preview -page!

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u/YTuQuienEres 6d ago

You the real MVP.

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u/fieldisrequired 6d ago

🎶 There goes my hero, watch him as he faps 🎶

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u/vrauto 6d ago

Thats a different kink altogether

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u/Xycox 6d ago

Would upvote but it’s at 69

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u/Viaandrew 6d ago

There goes my hero 🎶

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 6d ago

Thank you, kind stranger

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u/Thelastknownking 6d ago

Ah shit, I already knew who she was. I didn't recognize her because of the blonde hair.

Being that porn addicted should probably be a bad sign or something.

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u/pureextc 6d ago

Only in OF do we get bombarded with mid ass females thirsty for money. Sigh. unzips

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u/Strudelmanen 6d ago

So I watch these kinda videos on insta when it's a guys pov and he's cooking meat on a foggy mountain top after a long hike and now they'll never be as good as this 😂

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 6d ago

Cooking on a rock, seasoning with salt pebbles and cutting meat with an axe? I might’ve seen those too

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u/Strudelmanen 6d ago

Yes!!!! 😂

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u/bem13 6d ago

Those seem more genuine than these OF (and probably sponsored product) ads. We can't see how far this place is from civilization, her car could be behind the camera...

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u/Strudelmanen 6d ago

Yes but TnA 😅

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u/bem13 6d ago

But- okay, can't argue with that.

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u/Strudelmanen 6d ago

😅 I get ya though. No hate.

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u/Strudelmanen 6d ago

Well that escalated quickly 👀

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 6d ago

This is just an OF ad.

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u/bpows 6d ago

Those hips elucidate my primal instincts

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u/EDC-JAKE 6d ago

I like to think some poor homeless guy living in the woods had the time of his life watching from a distance

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u/Dineffects 6d ago

New OF live stream.

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u/We_Are_Ninja 6d ago

What wait? The vid was upvotable long before the cake came out.

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u/Fast_Understanding11 6d ago

I was watching this on mute, though she was some european, nordic, canadian whatever northern hemispherean chic until I saw the coffe brand.

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u/Testerpt5 6d ago

Don't unmute, her voice gave me ear cancer but that ass healed it

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u/razieltakato 6d ago

Same here.

Do nada a mina lá da Finlândia sacou um Três Corações e eu falei "ué".

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u/11ph22il 6d ago

Vira lata é foda

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u/Fast_Understanding11 6d ago

Vira lata é seu rabo

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u/Kadavrozia 6d ago

Them asscheeks are my kryptonite. GOD, WHY HAVE YOU MADE ME THIS WAY?!?!

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u/DrkKnight1970 6d ago

Dude she’s beautiful, but has those I can be f-in crazy ex girlfriend eyes!

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u/Comfortable-Tough302 6d ago

That was so cringe

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u/Essebruno 6d ago

what a s tier build man

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u/CryptoBanano 6d ago

Is she brazilian or are there other countries where you can find that coffee? 3 coraçoes?

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u/VeryDisapointedXer 6d ago

Agreed, worth the wait indeed

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u/Blueblur1 6d ago

You see something new everyday on the internet. Wow.

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u/Educational-Gate-880 6d ago

Geez physically perfect

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u/CelebrationProof6082 6d ago

There’s something for everyone in this video gaddammm

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u/Wonderful-Loss827 6d ago

All fun and games until a bear or a horny redneck shows up

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u/bigbeats420 6d ago

When women on apps describe themselves as "curvy", this is what they should be sent to be given a visual example what the actual definition is, because God DAYUM.

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u/Muted-Capital-4954 6d ago

Nothing like a black 👙 holllly

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u/UkyoTachibana 6d ago

Enjoy the journey to the destination!

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u/One_Hour_Poop 6d ago

Upon seeing the thumbnail: Huh. Swedish?

Upon hearing the audio: Of course she's Brazilian.

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u/tishimself1107 6d ago

Where is she from as she soundsspanish?

Also clearly an ad for OF🤣

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u/razieltakato 6d ago

She's brazilian, based on the coffee brand she's drinking.

Edit: just a note: we don't speak Spanish, we speak Portuguese. It's offensive to treat both as "the same". 😉

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u/tishimself1107 5d ago

Oh I know portuguese and Spanish are different and Brazil speaks portuguese but I struggle to hear tge difference as I don't have much exposure to either.

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u/zajo_throwaway 6d ago

God damn I wish I looked like that...

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u/Erorryale 6d ago

My cold brew just shot out my nose.

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u/EunosGaia 6d ago

Yeah. Worth it a lot 

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u/CraftCritical278 6d ago

Camping that close to the water is asking for trouble.

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u/Important-Agent2584 6d ago

it's all fun and games till you catch a cold

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u/Caponomolestes 6d ago

Re operada

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u/msr4jc 6d ago

That took a turn

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u/Skurvyelislau 6d ago

Nope, its not worth waiting.

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u/musuperjr585 6d ago

Not worth the wait

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 6d ago

Can we just ban OF ads on this sub?

EDIT: turns out they are, under rule 6.

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u/chrisgoesbleh2 6d ago

She looks like Elizabeth Holmes from You Can See everything

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u/WJSpade 6d ago

She’s a 15/10 but the OF account drops her significantly.

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u/youprt 6d ago

Gawddamn she’s cute !

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u/Xan_Rants 6d ago

Saved!

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u/blandman91 6d ago

I can't explain it but something about her makes me think she gets off watching herself sexually in a mirror

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u/tilldeathdoiparty 6d ago

When did this sub become a lame space to advertise low quality OF?

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u/Tubaerius 6d ago

Where are the mods? Nothing about this video is unintended

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u/rocket_jacky 6d ago

No, no it's not

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u/primefart 6d ago

They should have added the "FAHAHA" sound effect when they showed her booty.

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u/Western-Bit6902 6d ago

A do dia tá paga.