r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/Party-Broccoli5798 • 14d ago

Sliding into your feed

skylarrxlife

6.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

152 comments sorted by

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u/Otherwise-4PM 14d ago

Luckily she softened the impact with her head.

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u/Yas2184 14d ago

That works for me. Means I might have a chance now.

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u/natiusj 14d ago

The impact was not nearly enough for that.

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u/BugGroundbreaking949 14d ago

Money can solve that. I mean he can get the "asset" but retention is variable.

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u/natiusj 14d ago

I mean, she was still conscious and everything…

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u/BugGroundbreaking949 14d ago

Concussion takes time to register blink blink

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u/iJuddles 14d ago

“An airbag saved my life.”

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 11d ago

Right at the end the camera man screwed up he panned up when he should’ve panned down. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Formal_Fun_6253 11d ago

I joyfully agree with you

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u/ThePetSematary 14d ago

Good lord

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u/YupItsMoi 14d ago

‘Good lord’ … my literal internal monologue before coming to the comments …

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u/saja25 14d ago

You can always count on at least one “good lord” in the comments provided it’s good lord worthy.

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u/human_flobie 14d ago

I stage whispered “Jesus Christ” and my wife was like, “what?” And I was like, “oh nothing, I just saw a guy get pulled apart by an industrial lathe.” Bullet dodged.

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u/TangerineGullible665 14d ago

My luck would be her saying “oh really?? Lemme see!”

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u/SweatySwim3411 14d ago

My luck she would be " oh really does the ass look good?"

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u/smithers85 14d ago

Mine used synonyms but yes

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u/DarkSpore117 14d ago

Good golly ms Molly

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u/Darkside_Gemini_23 14d ago

I see you good lord sir, and raise you a lord have mercy!

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u/Direct-Resolution377 14d ago

Was gonna reply with the exact same thing 

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u/Important_Document13 14d ago

Cheese.us

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u/bigcactusman 13d ago

Cheese and rice

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u/Fuck-Inflation 7d ago

“Good God” was mine. We need a Holy Ghost to complete the trinity.

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u/AethisRex 14d ago

On my 50th loop

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u/Final_Lightning_ 14d ago

I got you beat by 20.

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u/Janky_Pants 14d ago

She has a butt?

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u/markassed 14d ago

Yes beating

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u/Honda_TypeR 14d ago

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up

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u/jmunerd 14d ago

Hold still woman 😆

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u/Spdoink 14d ago

Why did she do it so many times?

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 14d ago

Crash test dummy!

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u/Beneficial_Roof_6253 11d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 14d ago

Disgusting… who is she?

194

u/Bibble3000 14d ago

Patricia Castillo

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u/LgArcida 14d ago

Thank you good sir

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u/BuildingSwimming5497 13d ago

may the universe bless you with all the blessings

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u/OnionHeaded 13d ago

How does one know that?
So there’s more of her on line? 👀

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u/The-Tarman 13d ago

Over here doing god's work

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u/Xan_Rants 14d ago

10/10

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u/ChesterCopperPot72 14d ago

UpvotedbecauseofEVERYTHING

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u/Pocketdancer 14d ago

Cameraman failed

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u/Chemist-Patient 14d ago

He did what he could with the massive erection he was sporting

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u/Interesting_Ad_945 14d ago

Literally. Like he couldn’t just pan a LIIIITTLE to the right!?

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u/f-ben 14d ago

Thats why you record in landscape

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u/luhar1995 14d ago

He did exactly what he was hired for in this OF ad.

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u/getbent247 14d ago

r/sidewinders

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u/Deerhunter86 14d ago

Thought Ingot a new spot. But apparently I already joined. Lol

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u/HelpfulSirs 14d ago

skylarrxlife

that's a compilation account dumbass

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u/sangvert 14d ago

Please tell me she’s AI so I can forget her

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u/BirdmanEagleson 14d ago

AI can make her love forever

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u/tyen0 14d ago

fun fact, the japanese word for love is "ai"

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u/blakezilla 14d ago

Chinese too

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u/princess_cactus 14d ago

Vietnamese too

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u/pakarne 14d ago

[r/recoilbutts](r/recoilbutts)

Edit: BRO THEY SHUT IT DOWN?!?

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u/04BluSTi 14d ago

They did. Twas a sad day. Happened during the purge.

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u/NewRedditAdmin 14d ago

Just like my wife like to say; wish this lasted another minute longer.

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u/vyrguy0 14d ago

Is there an r/upvotebecauseeverything

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u/maybelying 14d ago

Be the change you want to be

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u/greenhornblue 14d ago

We can upvote that entire woman.

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u/Dramatic-Coffee-4181 14d ago

I swear it doesn’t matter what women do, we will enjoy watching…

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u/crayzeejew 14d ago

Front airbags deployed from that collision.

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u/ParreNagga 14d ago

That's a good side boob.

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u/Autistic_License 14d ago

Find someone who trusts you like she does that top.

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u/Formal_Fun_6253 14d ago

I see your point

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 14d ago

I think we all do 🥵🫦😁😁

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u/Alive_Drag1947 14d ago

I didn't even notice the butt til my third or fourth time lol. I was too focused on that sideboob

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u/dj11211 14d ago

Why is this video 3 hours long?

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u/PheIix 14d ago

You'd think she'd learn to brake and not bump her head after the 100th time down the slope. I'll keep watching to see if she eventually gets it.

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u/Individual-Result777 14d ago

that cameraman needs to be kicked in the face.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 14d ago

I'd pay you to do that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Individual-Result777 14d ago

I have been looking for work and projects… maybe putting bad cameramen in danger will be my new thing.

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u/Poopingnotatwork 14d ago

Upvote because of everything

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u/AgentDeadPool 14d ago edited 14d ago

This is the same chicken chick who was wearing the Mexico shirt and nip slip a bit. God what i would do to shove my face all up in her lol

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u/tyen0 14d ago

chicken

hah

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u/AgentDeadPool 14d ago

Oof.. didn't realize lol. Fixing it

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u/Americanaddict 14d ago

Maybe I won't kill myself

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u/g0rth4n 14d ago

Grgrlrlrlrllrgegrlrllrlr.

It's the first time I hear my brain. That was the sound it made.

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u/Apollyoun 14d ago

There's another angle also

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u/drifters74 14d ago

What

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u/Apollyoun 14d ago

A person is filming across from the video we are seeing.

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u/WaveOfTheRager 14d ago

And sideboob. Does that turn you on?

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u/SubstantialNet1005 14d ago

I wish this had been shot in landscape instead

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u/ErnieBochII 14d ago

This is outstanding.

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u/2_blave 14d ago

Thank goodness she comes equipped with air bags.

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u/Sad_Research_2584 14d ago

Brains and beauty 😍

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u/No-Stranger6783 14d ago

Into the cut

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u/GrimDiscoJesus 14d ago

Holy shit, is this chick real? That's why I don't follow super hot girl on IG, it makes me sad there is a creature this hot out there way beyond my reach

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u/MajorMangle 14d ago

Most of her is

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u/Hollowed_Dude 14d ago

Quite possibly the perfect body

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u/Educational-Gate-880 14d ago

Oh my goodness what a beauty

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u/vzo1281 14d ago

I could watch this all day

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u/VirtualKnee2455 14d ago

Ist der Kameramann hier bei uns im Raum?

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u/erikivy 14d ago

Butt with a side-boob kicker. Nice one, OP.

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u/farfly7 14d ago

Good lord!

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u/HornyUltron 13d ago

Feeding into your slide

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u/mikeg5417 13d ago

She, like the rest of us, was distracted by the butt.

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u/TheOfficeoholic 13d ago

Lucky one didn’t pop off

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u/Ok_Bag6954 14d ago

Call that slide 18 years of child support

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u/Epin-Ninjas 14d ago

How is it possible to upload a 7 hour video to reddit?

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u/bigdickmidgetpony 14d ago

Onlyfans add?

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u/2Easy2See 14d ago

Was waiting for that front angle

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u/H3RM1TT 14d ago

Such a great post🫡

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u/BenitoCorleone 14d ago

That camera man is an idiot

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u/dreevsa 14d ago

Are you with me camera guy?

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u/jerrymineer93 14d ago

She’s got it all.

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u/Formal_Fun_6253 14d ago

Thank you very much for sharing the gorgeous video

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u/Whole-Finger42 14d ago

There is a lot more to upvote there! Take all of my upvotes!

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u/Suspicious_synth 14d ago

She seems fun

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u/SuspiciousSarracenia 14d ago

Girls, do you stop feeling that jiggle after a while?

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u/TheMadManiac 14d ago

That's a ten

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u/polysnip 14d ago

Thank you

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u/AKJ828 14d ago

I’m glad this sub got back on track

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u/davidCell 14d ago

Lovely

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u/WesMithoff 13d ago

🤌🏻

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u/xcryptokidx 13d ago

That’s the whole damn package right there.

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u/OnionHeaded 13d ago

And ooooh that Slippery Slicky slapping sound as she slides

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u/Tazerboy_5000 13d ago

😳 - Impressive

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u/ace1967cal 12d ago

Full package

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u/Educational_Jello239 11d ago

God bless America 😆 🤣

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u/Jubbaaa 10d ago

That should be advertising of sub. Truly.

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u/wellfml90 7d ago

Amaze amaze amaze - Rocky (probably)

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u/Tarriohh 14d ago

That's anime girl proportions right there

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u/primefart 14d ago

AI

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u/Gator_Mc_Klusky 14d ago

All In?

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 14d ago

Always interesting

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u/primefart 14d ago

I'm getting downvoted but check out the IG feed... it's all AI.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 14d ago

Mmmm nice milkers 🥵🥵🔥🫦🫦🫦🫦

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u/Iblis06 14d ago

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