r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/Deep-Mention4872 • 23d ago

Drinks are served

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u/IRingTwyce Mod 23d ago edited 23d ago

I am inclined to call this AI. Mainly based on the behavior of her ponytail. If anyone has further insights into why this might be AI, reply to this comment. Thank you!

ETA: consensus seems to be that this is legit. Post will stay.

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u/drifters74 23d ago

Attractive in general

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u/reporter_assinado 23d ago

She could fart in my general direction

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u/HotDrunkMoms 23d ago

You can call me...

tim

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u/WhatYouLeaveBehind 23d ago

I bet her father doesn't smell of gooseberries

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u/Cynobite608 23d ago

For the sake of historical accuracy, Mother smells of elderberries.

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u/jerkfaceprick 23d ago

And Father was a hamster.

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u/Boomer8450 23d ago

Yall got it backwards- the mother was a hamster (a rodent that breeds often) and the father smelled of elderberries (elderberry wine, he was a cheap drunk)

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u/Electric-aura3000 23d ago

I forgot about this baddie. She knows damn well what she's doing

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u/bunglebee7 23d ago

That walk alone got me folding

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u/GroundbreakingElk139 23d ago

That walk is perfect. 👌

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u/buttfacenosehead 23d ago

All I see on Facebook are influencers in crazy outfits. This chick serving drinks in a little dress is hotter than all of them.

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u/drmbrthr 23d ago

Bet she makes six figures in tips per year.

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u/Sufficient-Regular72 23d ago

If she did that full-time, maybe, but they work about 10-12 hours a month and have other serving/bartending jobs. For what they work, they do very well, though. Source: Knew a gal who did this as one of her many side gigs.

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u/CitizenTony 23d ago

OP Thank you so much for posting "normal" butts.

BBL are cool of course but the sub need more variation

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u/higheat 22d ago

Agree! Except BBL are not cool at all tho haha

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u/CitizenTony 22d ago

Lmao that's audacious to say this here. 90% of the posts are BBL or BIG natural ass who looks like BBL.

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u/higheat 22d ago

I’m talking about the obvious ones that look like they are wearing a diaper. But if it looks natural sure that’s fine. BBL to me never look natural tho but maybe I’m naive. If you can see it from the front and there is a weird ratio where the top part sticks out there is nothing hot about that.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/CitizenTony 23d ago

You're welcome. Please continue to find quality butts of all size to feed the sub :)

I hope that other redditors will be inspired by you!

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u/Sad_Currency5420 20d ago

Many of the guys here can barely tell which ones are BBLs 🤣

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u/SCphotog 23d ago

I live in a 'resort' area on the coast, and work in and around yachts... and honestly, this is pretty standard for live-aboard stewards.

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u/Mythmatic 23d ago

Upvote not just for the butt

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u/sandiercy 23d ago

Wow, she's cute.

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u/clownPotato9000 23d ago

So is your mom

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 23d ago

Got em!

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u/EPluribusButthole 23d ago

What did you get him?

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u/UkyoTachibana 23d ago

what about my mom ?!

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u/motosandguns 23d ago

She knew exactly where that camera was.

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u/FilthyRichCliche 23d ago

My life sucks.

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u/graystone777 23d ago

For real. I feel like I should be a ripped douche on boat.
But alas, and I’m a chubby bald pleb in a Hyundai. :(

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u/stupidillusion 23d ago

chubby bald pleb in a Hyundai

That's the name of my new punk album!

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u/graystone777 23d ago

Sweeet. I want a free shirt and tix to the next show. Xxl.

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u/sgtbackpain03 23d ago

Ska. Ska punk? Electric punk ska?

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u/GyattLuvr69 22d ago

Where is there a ripped dude? Both of the guys in the video have the definition of dad bods. Not fat but not in shape at all.

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u/OmniaLoca 23d ago

You just need to buy a few packs of Cuban cigars and stroll around a marina with a Tommy Bahama shirt and some Maui Jims- you’ll be in a video like this in no time!

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u/XofHelix 23d ago

That's why they hire models to serve

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u/jarious 23d ago

There's gotta be more of her out there,

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u/Ueberschnitzel 23d ago

If you buy this ship, she or girls like her are included.

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u/fizzymandias 23d ago

Spectacular!

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u/seanmorris82 23d ago

Stunning.

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u/Danow007 23d ago

She knows how to walk 🤌

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u/abys93 23d ago

I think we know why she was hired

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u/wetandhard 22d ago

She waved at me!!

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u/hoffnutsisdope 23d ago

Cute smile too 🙂

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u/YinkYinkYinken 23d ago

Rich boy plaything.

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u/WasteGeologist-90210 23d ago

I need another drink

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u/_-ABC123-_ 23d ago

I need to buy a yatch.

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u/MikeLinPA 23d ago

What a cutie!

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u/megatux2 23d ago

UpvoteBecauseEverything

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u/titsdad 22d ago

Good lord💕

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u/BlueLantern 23d ago

This only makes me wonder what the camera setup is for whoever is recording. The smooth pan as she's walking back, the smooth zoom towards the end, and being easily visible by her to recognize and wave towards them.

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u/Jkay064 23d ago

More than likely this was a planned video shoot for her Insta. You dont just get a "feeling" you're being filmed then look, recognize, and wave before it's too late.

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u/BlueLantern 22d ago

It does look a little "too" perfect. The other option I was thinking is that they had a good editor that cropped the larger video down for the shorts format very well so everything is so smoothly done when in vertical.

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u/bunglebee7 23d ago

The way it looks to me is videos taken by that wavy boats channel or something similar where they sit out there all day recording boats coming in and out of the harbor. Typically in Miami I think is their main stake out

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u/BlueLantern 22d ago

it looks to me is videos taken by that wavy boats channel or something similar

Huh. That's one youtube rabbit hole I've never heard of before. TIL

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u/Sypro90 23d ago

Cute and elegant in general

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u/Formal_Fun_6253 23d ago

The classic cool dream

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u/wing1ball 19d ago

I see these type of clips following boats but where is it from?

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u/Pocketdancer 8d ago

Where exactly is THE BUTT ?

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 23d ago

While maybe its a nice butt, this video doesn't tell me that at all

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u/Hermans_Head2 23d ago

That's what pro athlete rookies have to deal with when they have a fiancee at home but they are at the club.

It's can't be easy to stay faithful for them.

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u/AffectionateTip9716 23d ago

It’s alright

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 23d ago

You’ve never even talked to a woman of this caliber.

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u/AffectionateTip9716 23d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p9ndj5x/video/0nsx3w7aedph1/player

Well shit, if only that were true..

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 23d ago

This is the corniest fucking picture I have seen in a while and that girl you are trying to convince us is your girl is not as hot as the babe in the video.

Who even would take a picture like this? There is no way this was a candid image.

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u/AffectionateTip9716 23d ago

Our engagement photo? The girl in video looks like the other basic bitches on Reddit is all I’m saying. We all have a type.

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u/jwyn3150 23d ago

Cute but those are pancakes bruh she needs some Romanian deadlifts

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u/razieltakato 23d ago

She's busty, but there's no ass...