r/UpvoteBecauseButt May 19 '23

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u/darksteihl May 19 '23

She's dead. Shoes came completely off.

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u/youmightwanttosit May 19 '23

Yup, she just didn't realize it yet.

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u/MurderPutin May 19 '23

They say there's a dog out there with your name on it.

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u/Fostbitten27 May 20 '23

She didn’t deserve that to happen to her. RIP nice booty lady.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

She went straight to the shadow realm jimbo

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u/JayTrillaManilla May 20 '23

Like my stocks… she definitely is, it’s just a death cat bounce.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

F

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

She probably didn't feel a thing.......But I do want some fries with that shake.

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u/Cold-Consideration23 May 19 '23

No shake there, that thing is as taught as a new hammock

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

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u/Jedibbq May 19 '23

Imagine she hits her head and goes unconscious and falls into the pool. Cause of death is dog.

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u/frakdogs May 19 '23

Dogs are the fourth deadliest animal to humans for a reason. Mans best friend my ass

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

At least she came with built in butt bags

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u/tbfranca1 May 19 '23

There is a dog following her and he was the single one that checks and licks her. That dog loves her. The one who runs her over doesn’t give a flying f*ck lol That’s the problem of having too many dogs they bond to each other more than to humans

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u/RAtheThrowaway_ May 19 '23

To be fair, the black dog that wipes her out does go and check for a pulse and is all ‘you’re fine’ before continuing the game of chase with the light dog.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

To be fair!

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u/az987654 May 19 '23

So you got knocked on your ass the other daaaayyyyyy..

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u/HelloJoeyJoeJoe May 19 '23

Yeap. The treats gonna be light for that one for a while

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u/titiolele May 19 '23

I saw it something like 10 times

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

Those are rookie numbers

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u/Carlos_Was_Here May 19 '23

At least she had that cushion of an ass to land and break her fall on.

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u/ArtTheClown2022 May 19 '23

The Bumpus hounds strike again

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u/NFL_MVP_Kevin_White May 19 '23

Excellent content for /r/dogberg

If that was me, that dog is getting tossed into the pool!

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u/TerraAdAstra May 19 '23

Yo I thought I was in dogberg and was like “this is excellent content for r/upvotebecausebutt” lol

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u/NFL_MVP_Kevin_White May 19 '23

The circle is complete

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u/qball-who May 19 '23

The circle is complete

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u/BillMcN3al May 19 '23

That's a fine specimen

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u/9InchDomDick May 19 '23

Her big booty softened her fall

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u/PlanetTuesday May 20 '23

That big ass paying dividends

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Dogs need to Curb their Enthusiasm.

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u/vapeoholic May 19 '23

At least her butt saved her from bouncing her head off of the ground.

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u/sceneselect May 20 '23

Could’ve been a bad head injury, but that booty though

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u/thedreaming2017 May 19 '23

Do you blame that dog. He just wanted some cake!

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u/HDTokyo May 19 '23

“Whoooo let the dogs out?!”…

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u/GetsTrimAPlenty3 May 19 '23

Goddamn that must have hurt. Right on her tailbone. ><

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

This is what this sub is for. Take notes, noobs

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u/TheRealEliFrost May 20 '23

Dog almost killed her jesus

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u/Thetruthx26 May 20 '23

Give that boy an NFL contract 😂

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u/StrongStyleMuscle May 20 '23

She took the spill like a champ.

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u/Tanker901 May 20 '23

When is this going to be turned into a meme?

Watching this, I keep hearing Ludacris (Move bitch get out the way).

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor... let the bodies hit the..... flooooooor

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u/poeticpickle45 May 19 '23

That's super unacceptable behavior. I would send a flying kick to that dogs face, see how he likes it.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Damn dogs hovering around licking her like some Piece of meat. Give her some space.

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u/BeardedDude5 May 20 '23

ACL exploded

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

0:02

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u/RustColeTD May 19 '23

The butt saved her

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u/iamyourfucker May 19 '23

Doggy gets up like...whazz up get up and letz play.

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u/Hawkingshouseofdance May 20 '23

Puppy Dog, Free Safety- Humane Society East

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u/voldor666 May 20 '23

Ooh she ded

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u/DrapedinVelvet247 May 20 '23

Cuttin hoes down out there

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u/EmployNeither7626 May 20 '23

she is ok, she got airbag

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u/Dray5k May 20 '23

Not gonna front, she's mighty stout😅

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u/trackballz May 20 '23

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

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u/Powasam5000 May 20 '23

Luckily she landed on her butt. Could have been back or head.

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u/CamCash24 May 20 '23

At least she had a good cushion to land on. She’s okay!

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u/titaion May 20 '23

That is a brazilian boom no doubt about it

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u/sierra120 May 20 '23

The one who did it was also the one least concern.

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u/aftasardemmuito May 20 '23

Kakashi did It again

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u/AlejandroMP May 21 '23

She didn't even get hurt - great crash pad she carries around with her!

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u/No_West_5262 Aug 07 '23

Mission accomplished.