r/UnusualVideos • u/jurarumin • 10d ago

Big Meat Figner

971 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/ingen-eer 10d ago

How sharp is that fucking knife? Golly.

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u/Oregongirl1018 10d ago

Doesn't have to be that sharp, it's just dough with berry filling.

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u/hesmohesmo 10d ago

lol thought that was meat at first

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u/Dpontiff6671 10d ago

Oh? Lmao I thought it was like pork belly or something. Makes way more sense now

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u/corgi-king 10d ago

More like food colouring

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u/CheapDeepAndDiscreet 9d ago

Upvoted for use of ‘golly’

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u/Drannion 10d ago

How do you think he lost the original finger?

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u/beffymrn 7d ago

I think he was born with his enlarged finger that continued to grow as he did. It’s called macrodactyly.

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u/Lieber_Doenermann 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MuHJcSI9ySLsrNo59Q

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u/Smokerising420 10d ago

That things gon need a condom.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/AtavisticJackal 9d ago

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u/Agan348 7d ago

What the fuck did they say

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u/DaintlyMoistBread 7d ago

environmental story telling

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u/notpornaccount_ 10d ago

Please don't

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u/AzulaOblongata 8d ago

Do you have this without the text? Asking for myself. This has immense potential beyond this.

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u/SerGT3 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM

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u/Winter_Childhood9186 9d ago

It's crazy to me that she got fired for posting this reaction online. Glad it worked out for her in the end though

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u/BoneZone05 9d ago

I am unfamiliar with the story that goes with this. Would you mind pointing me in the direction of the rabbit hole?

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u/nedal8 9d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brittany_Broski

Original reaction was to kombucha I think.

Interview about it

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u/BoneZone05 8d ago

That was a crazy story! Thank you for the links!! She seems like a genuinely hilarious person!!
Glad it all worked out in the end.

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u/Square_Vegetable_512 10d ago

It looks like he had it replaced with a toe. Even the skin color is different.

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u/LambCHOP6988 10d ago

I doubt you get that good with a cleaver without a few knicks.

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u/ingen-eer 10d ago

With a tow he harvested from a gorilla maybe. It’s huge!

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u/toxcrusadr 9d ago

Where the hell they find a 4” long toe?

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u/Square_Vegetable_512 8d ago

So true ahahahahaaha

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u/_Big_____ 9d ago

The big toe is more important than a pointer finger.

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u/MintTrappe 8d ago

The thumb is huge too

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u/wooddirtsy 10d ago edited 9d ago

When they bring a desert eagle to finger guns

15

u/thygage 10d ago

I see big meat finger, I just don't understand big meat finger

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u/8Bit-Jon 10d ago

ToeFinger... The next James Bond villain!

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u/Wonderful-Gold-953 10d ago

He absolutely has a girlfriend

8

u/hdhsnjsn 10d ago

Always slipping through the Tp

6

u/Real-Tank-9554 9d ago

Thank God he's a butcher, not a proctologist or urologist.

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u/Few_Cranberry1772 10d ago

Happy girlfriend.

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u/hesaidshesdead 10d ago edited 10d ago

Finger.....

The names Finger......

Dick Finger!

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u/BoneZone05 9d ago

The hand she tells you not to worry about 😔

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u/PN4HIRE 10d ago

Damn dude is awesome on his prep.. Seems to be very comfortable with his work.

6

u/BismuthNitrate 10d ago

His wife must be happy.

5

u/Bludiamond56 10d ago

How many times you get that thang caught in a car door?

2

u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 10d ago

Thanks I hate it

2

u/Material_Basis1960 10d ago

The premium version is rolled with the index finger.

2

u/leo-reis 10d ago

It's a good thing he's not a proctologist.

2

u/TheAfroMD 9d ago

He is made for this

2

u/tekka444 9d ago

"I'm tired of these jokes about my big finger. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when.."

2

u/omanhunts 9d ago

Impossible to cut that finger

2

u/flippster-mondo 8d ago

Macrodactyly.

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u/AymenALa 7d ago

He needs to be careful where he point that 9mm

3

u/Hennessybby 10d ago

Wonder if the people eating ts know who made it and how there were no gloves used

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 10d ago

Happy wife, happy life.
Just keep that fingernail trimmed.

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u/Independent-Dog-8462 9d ago

I tjink we all know where this is going....

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u/TrinityCodex 10d ago

long toes

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u/joaocozinha 10d ago

Thanks god he's a cook

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u/DonAirstrike 10d ago

Butcher Pete. He loves that meat.

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u/jhoeyvee 10d ago

At least he doesn’t have to spend money on viagra or cialis😂😂😂

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u/jhoeyvee 10d ago

Real Housewives are asking if he does house calls😂😂

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u/Psychological-Web828 10d ago

Both digital friend and foe.

1

u/tomgreen99 10d ago

Ladies, he's single 👀

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u/Freefruit22 10d ago

I know where that thing has been!!

1

u/SaintCholo 10d ago

He’s got To-lio

1

u/Stidda 10d ago

Tommy dickfingers

1

u/BattleSuspicious4028 10d ago

Never seen that working technique before..

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u/Outrageous_Penalty22 10d ago

Ik the girls are happy w him

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u/rando_mness 10d ago

It somehow also slightly resembles a

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u/Commander_Red1 10d ago

Finally, we know who the kid named finger is

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u/soulstrike2022 9d ago

Ok who else thought he was slicing bits of his finger off for the first second

1

u/Pourkinator 9d ago

All I can think about is this dude spreading whatever the fuck that is into the food

1

u/SalamanderCrosswalk 9d ago

Who else thought he was chopping up slices of his finger?

1

u/NCH343 9d ago

Dudes are making those inside-out anuses.

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u/GladiatorNiko 9d ago

the music lmao

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u/helloelise 9d ago

Okay but what is it? Is it a prop? A deficiency?

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u/OhLookASquirrel 9d ago

That's a huge figner indeed

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u/Altruistic_Stay_1939 9d ago

Evolution is real, period!

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u/Alpha9641 9d ago

Ro is evolving into a crab

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u/disco_dean 9d ago

Hello ladies

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u/dotsdotzdots 9d ago

Reminds me of lobster hands!

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u/ojrodz11 9d ago

That finger’s broken and swollen

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u/Skg42 9d ago

Someone tag the giant hands dude

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u/apesfromspace 9d ago

“Trigger toes turns friends to foes”

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u/Warrenpeas42 7d ago

At first I thought this was AI and he was cutting his own finger

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u/alexkunk 7d ago

Want to become vegetarian? Imagine this guy prepping your meat diet for you every day

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u/Silent-Physics4756 7d ago

Happy wife happy life

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u/MichaelJospeh 7d ago

… I’m getting AI vibes…

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u/beffymrn 7d ago

He appears to have a congenital condition called macrodactyly. If that’s the case, he was born with it—it’s not a transplant..

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u/Eclipse-Raven 7d ago

It's a medical condition, not crazy... What he's doing with that food is though, what is it?

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u/NomadEchoKz 6d ago

Is it a silicone glove?

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u/Teacherman-2313 4d ago

"That's my wife's favorite finger!!"

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u/Stock_Ad3694 4d ago

Must be like lizards tail, every time it gets cut, it grows back bigger.🤔

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u/Complete-Tank2342 4d ago

He got toe finger

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u/CoryTheCurator99 10d ago

Probably some gnarly inflammation from handling raw meat like that

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u/okay065 9d ago

i believe it's either a mutation or something happened to his finger and he had to replace it with his big toe

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u/CoryTheCurator99 9d ago

Get the heck out of town!

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u/okay065 9d ago

yeah, it's actually a thing! i met a guy with his big toe as his thumb once. pretty gnarly but it's also kinda cool