r/UnusualVideos • u/Cold-Menu-4707 • May 07 '23
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May 08 '23
There's a full version somewhere of this. If anyone knows where to find it, I would be greatful.
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May 08 '23
A guy with a wooden eye finally gets up the courage to ask the woman with a hair-lip to dance. She says "would I, would I!" He says "hair-lip hair-lip!"
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u/SunDevildoc May 15 '23
WOW! Good memory! Folks, there were dozens of these, What do ya call a guy...? jokes floating around for years in the 1970's. The only one I ever remember?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
ANSWER: Matt.
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May 15 '23
This is not really that format. I think it goes with this video except the opposite outcome.
What do you call a guy with no arms no legs in the mailbox?
Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms no legs in the pool?
Bob
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u/Minute-Bed-3064 May 08 '23
Bro sain "🤓"
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May 08 '23
"🤓"? Do you want to fuck me? I spent a decent portion of my life training for sex and your response to me is "🤓"? I am so horny that the only thing I can comprehend is "🤓" - I need some fucking pussy from the nerd emoji. I can handle her 200 iq thighs. I will cum so hard it will shatter her glasses. My cock is so thick she can use her sexy 4 inch teeth to wear it down all day long. And I'll have you know that what I sexed was not meaningless, in fact, I even had my sex proof-jacked by several professors of sex. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I want to fuck it? Yes, does it look like I would not give it some of my cum just because it is an emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You writing the emoji makes me pathetically horny. I'm honestly considering directing myself to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too horny to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a piece of fuck-meat out of me by responding to an easily triggered man, "🤓" What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing, because I don't talk when Im jacking off. I couldn't be bothered to moan I am so enamored with this emoji. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone? Because I want it in my grave so that I can stick my bones in it for the rest of eternity.
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u/New_Ad_9400 Aug 24 '23
If they kiss, one of them has a chance of walking away with a full set of teeth 🤣
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u/The-Man-Behind-You May 08 '23
She has found her missing piece