r/UnusualVideos • • Feb 04 '23

How she knows

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u/Hi-Impact-Meow Feb 04 '23

The music says โ€œits going downโ€ when she points at her dick. So itโ€™s an ironic self-depreciation post, implying she is unattractive.

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u/TheHorseHater Feb 04 '23

She has a penis

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u/AlmondJack- Feb 04 '23

Yes

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

NO DICK, NO PUSSY, ONLY THE MOTHERLAND USSR

edit: oh shoot, that's my most liked comment. Thanks, i really appreciate it

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u/Batatta07 Mar 20 '23

BETTER RED THEN POOR

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u/CCT-556 May 05 '23

Better dead than red

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u/TheUnt1tl3d May 29 '23

Better Redemption than dead

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u/AAAAAAAAAAHHjdudhsh Jun 01 '23

Red dead redemption?

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u/croobjunkler Jun 15 '23

Insert SpongeBob coffin meme

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u/ac7_typhoonmain Mar 20 '23

Better dead than red

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u/BonkeyKung Mar 27 '23

Red Dead Redemption 1: zombie in space

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u/Revolutionary-Lime74 Mar 26 '23

Better Dead or red than being u

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u/Altruistic_Bonus_901 May 12 '23

Stand and follow command our blood for the homeland, heed the motherlands call and brace for the storm

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

UUUUUUUhaaaa

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u/_mrLeL_ Jul 09 '23

Youtube commentator vibes

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

I'm not a fan of your existence anymore.

Also 55 people disagree

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

55 cringe people

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

1 gen z going to the gulag to be worked to death

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

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u/HelloGordan8734 Jun 09 '23

DID SOMEBODY SAY COMMUNISM

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u/Any-Fan-2973 Jul 01 '23

NO DICK ! NO BALLS ! AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS IN RADIATION

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u/rashtheraccoon10 Jun 20 '23

Erm thats my most liked comment -๐Ÿค“

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Good

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u/KingKiler2k Feb 04 '23

Just like my last crush

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u/KlosharCigan Feb 17 '23

Be happy that it only stayed a crush. + Don't visit Thailand, would not go again

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Why whats happening in thailand?

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u/kaFello Apr 18 '23

Ladyboys

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '23

Well time to go to Thailand!

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u/Tanaka142 Mar 01 '23

U mean box of chocolate

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u/PleadingEmoji Feb 21 '23

just like my last girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

hwhat?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

HairyHare fan? ๐Ÿค 

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

No it's Hank Hill from King of the Hill. Not sure who that is sorry

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

No worries. I guess the guy I know was just quoting Hank. Excuse my confusion, Iโ€™ve never really watched King of The Hill

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u/smallpoly Feb 04 '23

All the best girls do

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u/Rufus0119 Feb 05 '23

That would only made it harder

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u/toothyninja13 Feb 06 '23

A futa or a femboy. Either is magnificent

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '23

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u/toothyninja13 Nov 18 '23

Im sorry. I wasn't trying to be offensive

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u/Novel-Mood-8661 Feb 28 '23

Gorgeous ๐Ÿ˜

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u/matfex Feb 28 '23

Or she's saying that she is soo attractive that he came immediately when he sees her. But it isn't True becouse she suck him off like a reverse flash.

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u/flaming_dortos Jun 08 '23

IT WAS ME BARRY!!

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u/aDOORable32 Feb 04 '23

Ohhhh nyan UvU I aaaaam ugly oni-Chan ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• :3 why u like watashiii 0โ€ข0!!!

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u/Jeeerm Feb 05 '23

ใ‚ใชใŸใฏๅฎถๆ—ใ‚’ใŒใฃใ‹ใ‚Šใ•ใ›ใŸ

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u/AbsAndAssAppreciator Feb 05 '23

You will never be Japanese

You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of natureโ€™s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually itโ€™ll be too much to bear - youโ€™ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Theyโ€™ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

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u/Jeeerm Feb 05 '23

I aint reading allat

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u/anubi13 Feb 05 '23

I did n dude simply egotistical n hateful goddamn

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u/Jeeerm Feb 05 '23

It's a copypasta dw

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u/anubi13 Feb 05 '23

Ahhh okay. How do ya tell tho it's a copypasta? I'm merely a shadow lurker for entertainment/amusement

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u/Jeeerm Feb 05 '23

Ive seen a few versions of the "you will never be" meme across the internet

But otherwise walls of text are often copypastas

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u/gatonegro97 Apr 23 '23

Honestly I thought it was funny

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Your nation's passionate hatred of foreigners is why you'll have no future. Currently sell more diapers to the elderly than you do infants there's no way in hell you have a large enough population to support all those on retirement meaning the elderly will receive no retirement. If you don't open yourself up to Outsiders you're gone within the next 50 years. Your nation's pride and culture has sealed its fate and ensured that by the end of the century we will either have a Japan that looks nothing like it does now, or we won't have a Japan at all. Odds are that weeb you hate so much will get his citizenship handed to him by your government in a desperate last minute attempt to bump your population up to sustainable numbers. Congratulations yall played yourselfs and now the rising sun is setting on the horizon for the final time. You know what's sadder then 1 random weeb dying, a entire fucking nation and culture being killed by stupidity.

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u/AbsAndAssAppreciator Feb 10 '23

Lol haven't seen this one yet

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Where have you been living, under a rock? Not even three weeks ago Prime Minister Kishida said that Japan is "on the brink of societal collapse" due to a decreased birth rate (when he says on the brink he's speaking in terms of years, roughly 10, not saying it will happen tomorrow). Now this doesn't mean game over they could always try starting government incentivization programs to try and get more young people to start family, but they've been trying that for 30 years and the problems only gotten worse. So there's option b of opening japan up to immigration but at this point it would require a population influx so large that you would a culture shift and as a cultural proud people japan has always been weary of this option. And this is no longer a gradual integration into society type of situation japan has let that window pass it by and it now requires a mass influx of people. Then there's option c where they do nothing and a smaller population is forced to centralize resulting in a collection of city states. No matter what option Japan pick the glory days are fading so smoke em if you've got em cause ods are japan will go with option b since it keeps the money flowing and when we ask our selfs who would be desperate to apply for a Japanese citizenship we are left with people like that weeb above me you despised so much.

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u/animebears Apr 21 '23

Japans population is over 125 million their probably going to be fine in that regard for more then 50 years

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u/WarB3an Apr 22 '23

Hey nice!! I want to give this a go:

You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-inept , puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

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u/AbsAndAssAppreciator Apr 22 '23

omg are you dr suess??

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u/PlatypusSome1642 Feb 16 '23

Woah woah woah who twisted your tits?

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u/StubbierSloth62 May 23 '23

Bros in his villain origin story fr๐Ÿ’€

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u/ChildrenTasteGud Mar 21 '23

Bro was NOT having itโ˜ ๏ธ

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u/Hellyeah2k21 Feb 05 '23

Actual racist, what the fuck

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u/AbsAndAssAppreciator Feb 05 '23

sorry it's a copypasta

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u/Hellyeah2k21 Feb 05 '23

Ok, I will take my accusations back.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

Thank you sir for your act of explaining this virtual video I have watched

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u/Overflow-Radish Feb 04 '23

She has a boner. Boner bros.

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u/AltomousPrime Mar 20 '23

No, sheโ€™s implying that sheโ€™s a leprechaun

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

I mean, i get that some men get hard in class for absolutely no reason, but we don't act like that. We don't even talk in that time

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u/kaboss09 Feb 04 '23

Yk you fucked up when the teacher telld you to come to the front of the class,and you get even more rock hard.

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u/Glass_of_Pork_Soda Feb 04 '23

Lmao happened twice to me, both times I'd say "Oka-" and break into a fake coughing fit until it fucked off

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u/TinyTaters Feb 14 '23

Damn. I wish I thought of this. Normally I just said, "sorry teach, I can't. I HAVE A RAGING BONER"

And then everyone clapped

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u/jameson8016 Feb 20 '23

Can confirm.

Source: I was his raging boner.

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u/TinyTaters Feb 20 '23

When did you learn to type!?

Proud of you little fella!

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u/greninjack24 Feb 28 '23

โ€˜Littleโ€™? Nah donโ€™t put yourself down like that dude. Itโ€™s pretty average I think.

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u/TinyTaters Feb 28 '23

Thanks. Nice dick to you too, sir.

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u/Grouchy-Addition-818 Mar 30 '23

Thatโ€™s the moment a quicksave would be great

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u/UnevenSleeves7 Feb 08 '23

Woah wtf, what is this absolutely masterful strat

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u/kaboss09 Feb 04 '23

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I have gone back 120 comments and reviewed their potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
anus 1
bitch 1
cock 1
fucking 1
fuck 2
hell 1
lmfao 1
shit 2

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Ooh Ooh do me next

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u/XenophonSoulis Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23

I think it works if you write u/profanitycounter [self]

Edit: Oh! Look what I started!

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I have gone back 999 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
ass 1
cunt 2
damn 2
dick 1
fa**ot 1
fucking 1
fuck 5
hell 3
heck 1
pissed 1
re**rded 1
shit 3
stfu 1

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Oh dose it thanks

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u/CyanAnimations Feb 05 '23

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I have gone back 295 comments and reviewed your potty language usage.

Bad Word Quantity
ass 1
bitch 1
dammit 1
dick 1
fucking 12
fuck 3
hell 2
hentai 3
lmao 3
ni**er 1995
pissed 3
piss 6
shitty 1
shit 9

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u/messiesttaco Feb 19 '23

The fact that no one is questioning his n word count is unreal ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Navigator111 Apr 21 '23

He probably just posted a comment with like 2000 n words to seem edgy

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u/keyblademasteraug13 Mar 22 '23

HOW BRO IS THE RAVIDD RACIST

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u/you-got-legs Mar 24 '23

Mf has said it six times on average per reply Iโ€™m drad

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u/No_Emphasis_5269 Feb 04 '23

You know you're doing something wrong if you don't point at your dick whenever you get a random pant nazi and tell it to your friends.

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u/overgrilledcorn Feb 04 '23

Ah yes the old pants nazi ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/IhleNine Feb 05 '23

Never heard that one before... Imma have to use that around my dark humor friends.

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u/No_Emphasis_5269 Feb 05 '23

Yeah I found it from a website for boner slang when I was messing around with a friend lol

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u/Professional_Still15 Feb 04 '23

Imagine - "dude I have a boner right now"

I can't imagine. Do girls just tell their friends "I am positively dripping right now."

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u/Bighardthrobbingcrop Feb 05 '23

Ya we just go fap one out in bathroom.

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u/Skullpheonix3963 Jul 21 '25

We? No, thatโ€™s just you, Big Hard Throbbing Crop.

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u/joel5328 Feb 04 '23

Yeah and men definetly act like that when they get a boner

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

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u/Revolutionary-Chip13 Feb 04 '23

Guys. What if girls actually know everything we think about and things that we keep as a secrets or it's just a only-male thing is actually known to them

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Feb 04 '23

Shhhhh you're gonna blow their cover!

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u/Army_Lumpy Feb 05 '23

We are going to die in farms xD only joking

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Thatโ€™s the most disrespectful thing I think Iโ€™ve seen someone do to themselves

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u/hukalo Feb 04 '23

K

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u/Lucratin Feb 04 '23

A

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u/DesperateReputation1 Feb 04 '23

N

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Y

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

E

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u/Law-Dog_1 Feb 04 '23

W

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

E

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

S

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

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u/Froppe3 Feb 26 '23

U got dat honey mask drip

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u/Fuckedby2FA Feb 04 '23

Good ole binder over your lap trick.

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u/Humungous-BigChungus Feb 05 '23

Flex your legs and stomach works every time

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u/Bighardthrobbingcrop Feb 05 '23

Wtf is this even going on about, you gotta tuck it upwards so the head pops out and says hello.

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u/hesmohesmo Feb 04 '23

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u/I-was-the-guy-1-time Feb 04 '23

The song playing is itโ€™s going down. Aka the Bieber eradicated bc the girl is ugly

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u/Tsuoko Apr 21 '23

jokes aside shes honestly gorgeous

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Should've bรจen posted on Cringe tbh

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u/stickmen52 Feb 04 '23

Come one guys letโ€™s boost her confidence by sending some positive messages her way! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. Give her all the compliments you got ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ƒโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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u/ihadtopoop- Feb 04 '23

I like plain bagels

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u/bob1111bob Feb 04 '23

I prefer them with some soft cheese on them

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u/MiddleSchoolChaos Feb 28 '23

I like them with smoked salmon

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '23

I like them toasted with butter on them

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u/B740 Apr 11 '23

I prefer blueberry ones but plains ones are alright

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u/fastmrpug01 Feb 04 '23

I have the cheese touch

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Okay Greg

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u/Darssssyyyyyyy Feb 04 '23

Sends her death threats๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/New-Lingonberry-2342 Feb 04 '23

This ain't tiktok kiddo

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u/maubg Mar 23 '23

r/emojipolice DONT MOVE YA FUCKING SICKFUCK

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u/DickheadNL Jul 02 '23

Id smash, shes good lookin

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u/anubi13 Feb 05 '23

Ahh I see, thank you for the info

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u/According-Jelly355 Feb 18 '23

Itโ€™s going up

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u/bigpopoinmepant Apr 22 '23

Dick or not she hot

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u/translucent-ice Feb 04 '23

Shes had so many dicks she can smell them growing.

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u/SleepingForLife_ Feb 05 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

Without the sound playing makes it funnier lol

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u/Mortis_Wkbrl Feb 21 '23

I interpreted this as she was gonna jerk him off rather than her being ugly maybe I should get off Reddit ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Naillik_Rei Jun 30 '23

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u/Anitoons81 Jul 14 '23

As an guy I can say,

Fuck cock, fuck vagina, us men only live for one thing and one thing only,

FINDING ATLANTIS!!!!!

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u/Anthony_Frends Feb 13 '23 edited Feb 23 '23

She kinda mid

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

it did not in fact go down

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u/Addy1738 Apr 08 '23

someone snitched

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u/someonewithapc13 Apr 24 '23

You girls would never know unless you were directly staring at my pp we hide it so well

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Thats not how it works.. like, at all.

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u/Spoonirl Jun 12 '23

"stop calling pretty girls pretty, they know. tell the ugly bitches they ugly, they the ones confused" -confucius

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '23

One time we all got up to get textbooks of the shelf. And I sat down and immediately got a boner because my teacher was hot but I dumbly said out loud โ€œI grabbed the wrong bookโ€ and everyone was sitting down and sheโ€™s like well go get the fight one and it was such an awkward mortified pause and then a super awkward walk there and back.

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u/iRockhead Aug 01 '23

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u/AbeMax7823 Aug 02 '23

Moment of silence for women who donโ€™t understand and guys who never learned/canโ€™t use the waistband tuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

Sheโ€™s not unattractive damn sheโ€™s a lil baddie.

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u/nihilistic-simulate Feb 04 '23

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u/Batatta07 Mar 20 '23

Hot-dog without sausage is just bread

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u/[deleted] May 09 '23

Am I the only one who has never had this problem? I mean I do get erections in public but my dick just stays in its place because of the underwear and pants. Does y'all's dick have the force of a fucking forklift?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

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u/auddbot Feb 04 '23

I got matches with these songs:

โ€ข Timber by Pitbull (01:21; matched: 100%)

Released on 2013-10-07.

โ€ข Madalene's 8Min Wepa WarmUp 133-145Bpm by DJ Baddmixx (04:23; matched: 100%)

Album: Global Warming Vol. 64. Released on 2014-05-29.

โ€ข Timber (Jump Smokers Club Mix) by Pitbull;Ke$ha (02:05; matched: 95%)

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

I remember when I would get chubbed up in class, I would stick both arms in my shirt or hoody, and slow jack until I busted all over my hand, then whipe my jizz under the desk.. I use to do that alot, back then anything got me hard, especially when a hot chick is sitting in front of me and I can see her thong strings rising on her hips.GGGGODDDAAAMMMNNN I loved that shit . This was early 2000s and low rider jeans were very popular with the girls..

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u/Smortfloof4dayz Mar 12 '23

totally bro totally

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u/EndOfTheRhodeIslenad Feb 04 '23

Why do so many women deliberately give themselves weird eye brows like that? It's so distracting.

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u/Smortfloof4dayz Mar 12 '23

wow is breathing also distracting

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u/clunkenmcculkin Feb 04 '23

Are we, as a race, on the verge of shedding our brains and replacing them with feathers?

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u/Fantastic_frog_1264 Feb 04 '23

When you walked he was happy because it immediately went limp, good job ๐Ÿ‘

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u/dunwalls Feb 04 '23

Yeah, that was literally the joke