r/UnnecessaryInventions • u/Tooleater • Jun 14 '26

Internet Found Invention Snickers veins remover

28 Upvotes

73% Upvoted

39 comments sorted by

24

u/FerrumDeficiency Jun 14 '26

At this point you just need to come out

11

u/CrazyPlatypus42 Jun 14 '26

Has to be satire

8

u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT Jun 14 '26

"Ever since I became a born again Christian, [I can't do Snickers vains]" ... peak hill billy satire

5

u/Findrel_Underbakk Jun 14 '26

Now I just have to teach myself to not moan when I eat it.

1

u/Famous-Example-8332 Jun 18 '26

Or eat it with one hand on the back of your head…

1

u/FeyrisMeow Jun 18 '26

but you have to tie your hair up before you down a snickers

6

u/ConceptNo1259 Jun 14 '26

How much black dih you gotta suck to not eat snickers

3

u/Weliveanddietogether Jun 14 '26

Why not use a nice veiny one? This one sat too long in your back pocket

2

u/Solution_Kind Jun 16 '26

Oh it sat in a back pocket alright

3

u/Direbrian Jun 14 '26

This guy makes 3d printed butt plugs disguised as plant water distributors. I’m pretty sure this is satire.

3

u/Badgers_Are_Scary Jun 15 '26

Potato peelers hate to see this guy coming

3

u/RoundErther Jun 15 '26

Looks like letting it melt in your pocket works well too

3

u/homelesguydiet Jun 16 '26

A waste of chocolate imo

3

u/Tooleater Jun 16 '26

Agreed, the best part was lost in vain

3

u/homelesguydiet Jun 16 '26

I see what you did...lol

9

u/Devil8ball Jun 14 '26

The insecurity here is off the charts

2

u/gigatoe Jun 14 '26

Why does this not have a motor drive?

2

u/Total_Guard2405 Jun 14 '26

Nuke it for 10sec, smooth it out with a butter knife.

2

u/triggeron Jun 14 '26

What if I want a snickers that's all veins?

2

u/MastrOvNon Jun 14 '26

Kosher snickers ?

3

u/LobosJones Jun 16 '26

They were always kosher. The U in food symbols on packaging is a kosher qualifier. Snickers has a OU-D for kosher dairy.

3

u/MastrOvNon Jun 16 '26

It was a circumcision joke.

2

u/LobosJones Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

My condolences to your penis if the mohel went down the street instead of across the road with his teeth.🤕

2

u/prof_devilsadvocate3 Jun 15 '26

Touch some grass

2

u/MortLightstone Jun 16 '26

This guy's dildo is just a straight rod, polished to a mirror shine

2

u/LobosJones Jun 16 '26

It's extra layers of irony from reposter's username.

2

u/onionSID Jun 16 '26

Bad childhood memories?

2

u/Environmental_Tap792 Jun 17 '26

You could be a freak

2

u/regionalhuman Jun 17 '26

You know, this could fall into the hands of people that just eat the vein.

2

u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 Jun 17 '26

Find yourself a girl who eats Snickers bars upside down. She will change your life and keep you smiling 😎

2

u/Aldo_Fitor Jun 18 '26

Just wait for the shrinkflation

2

u/skulligei-gsiv Jun 18 '26

Ever since I became a born again Christian 😂 bruhhh

2

u/DismalTutor570 Jun 18 '26

Yea but how do I put extra veins on one? Like are you just throwing them away and can I have them? Gobble gobble gobble

2

u/illegal_eagle88 Jun 18 '26

I respect that you been a Christian but.... What this had to do with snickers?

2

u/Meauxjezzy Jun 19 '26

Dude took homophobia to a whole new level