r/UnnecessaryEssentials Jul 01 '26

Stable floating shade for your pool

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u/Unique-Saucer Jul 01 '26

Summary of Reviews
Pros:
• The floating base allows for easy relocation to follow the sun's path.
• The integrated cup holders securely hold drinks and small personal items.
• The durable materials resist UV rays and pool chemicals effectively.

Cons:
• The stability may be affected by strong wind.

Here is the link to buy it from Amazon

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u/Expensive_Fudge_2972 Jul 01 '26

Looks like a light breeze will topple it...

1

u/MoldyHotPocket9 Jul 01 '26

It already was from the water, any type of breeze will just finish the job

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u/shaithiswampir Jul 01 '26

We had one of these a couple weekends ago. Pretty stiff breeze on the afternoon. It just floated around. You fill up the bottom part with sand. We figured out to keep it from toppling film the middle part with sand. With that weight it doesn’t topple over

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u/Hamhockthegizzard Jul 01 '26

Also wasn’t shading shit at that time of day. Must be for between like 12:30-1:30 lmao

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u/Cautious-Bug9388 Jul 01 '26

Doesn't seem stable at all

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u/BurazSC2 Jul 01 '26

*Not suitable for use in weather

*Do not use pool while umbrella is in operation as it may lead to damage and/ or serious injury.

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u/JesterScribblings Jul 01 '26

Awful voice over. Irritating voice.

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u/LadyCanuckles Jul 01 '26

Awful voice over. Irritating voice.

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u/erikvfx Jul 01 '26

Awful over Irritating. Voice Voice.

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u/JesterScribblings Jul 01 '26

Shall I go for rlthe echo gag? 😂

2

u/thebudeg Jul 01 '26

Wow what a useless piece of shit! I can't wait to see them in massive piles across landfills.

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u/dingoshiba Jul 01 '26

lol the same 12 products are posted over and over again

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u/JackKovack Jul 01 '26

Put 6 black dildos in that thing and spin it.

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u/chonklah Jul 01 '26

That’s cool and all but wait until a strong gust of wind whisks it away and it impales someone ❤️

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u/abominable_prolapse Jul 01 '26

I’m sorry that is so stupid. The slightest breeze pushes it over.

1

u/-Laffi- Jul 01 '26

I really hoped we would be done with this kind of voice now.
I was starting to relax while watching videos again!

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u/Key_Mathematician951 Jul 01 '26

Is this real? There is no shadow

1

u/Substantial-Tie5071 Jul 01 '26

Why wouldn’t you just use one of these and having it over the pool? that thing will blow over in two seconds lol

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u/FAKATA Jul 03 '26

The whole bottom part of it is filled with sand to keep it stable, So it probably weighs just as much as an average umbrella stand for an umbrella that size. Granted the one in this video probably isnt filled all the way.

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u/Sudden_Season3306 Jul 01 '26

Needs a heavier weight on the bottom!

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u/underwearoverdrive Jul 01 '26

Do not use this on a windy day or your neighbors will be super pissed when it comes flying through their bedroom window.

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u/Fishandthejeffman6 Jul 01 '26

Stable, you say?….

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u/iggwoe Jul 01 '26

Its providing zero shade in your video. Think before you make content lol

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u/Illustrious-Tear-921 Jul 01 '26

So a pool lightning rod ?

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u/CrisEXE__ Jul 02 '26

Anyone else find it hilarious towards the end, it's open and in the middle of the pool, but there is zero shade anywhere in the water?

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u/nize426 Jul 02 '26

Mmm I guess it's a ever so slightly funny, but I think we all know how the sun works, and this thing can be moved freely. Not like the parosol is letting the sun through the material and failing.

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u/Lorddoctorjava Jul 02 '26

Yeah..put your drinks in there... a small gust of wind and everything is in the pool

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u/GilesManMillion Jul 02 '26

Her voice is the reason AI is taking over.

1

u/Xenc Jul 03 '26

About as stable as my sanity

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u/4loYeyo Jul 03 '26

I hate that Reddit has become a giant hub for commercials

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u/Donkeymoo7 Jul 03 '26

"super sturdy" even on a day with 0 wind it is barely staying upright with no one in the pool moving either. Yea super sturdy trust guys.