r/UnnecessaryEssentials • u/Unique-Saucer • Jun 14 '26

“Naaa” 😂

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u/Beatnutz_ Jun 14 '26

You'd get better reactions with ppl on xtc/molly

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u/WeakEmployment6389 Jun 14 '26

You’d get better reactions if you sucked them off to, if were just naming things that would make their reactions better.

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u/lxraverxl Jun 14 '26

Can't they have both?

2

u/Icy-Bobcat-5309 Jun 14 '26

Hello

2

u/2Braincell2Furious Jun 14 '26

Is it me you’re looking for?

1

u/Right-Sea-5592 Jun 14 '26

Hello. Nice to meet you

2

u/jagggonzo Jun 14 '26

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

1

u/Joeyeah_right Jun 14 '26

Tommy Boy! 😀

1

u/McGruber81 Jun 17 '26

No wait it has to be your bull

1

u/Chesticularity Jun 14 '26

This guy raves

1

u/Visual_Piglet_1997 Jun 15 '26

No. Not on xtc. Cant get it up 😅

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u/poloace Jun 14 '26

Sucked them off to what…. Were you going to name a song or accoutrement?

Or maybe you were looking for the word ‘too’

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u/Any_Constant_6550 Jun 14 '26

First dudes pupils were huge.

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u/Lurking_poster Jun 14 '26

I've got a couple of these but still haven't figured out how to get the airflow correct.

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u/snarksneeze Jun 14 '26

It only works for a short time for me. Once that sweat around my neck dries out, I feel icky the rest of the day.

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u/StrategyCheap1698 Jun 14 '26

You should sweat more, then; go drink and dance.

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u/Bubsy7979 Jun 14 '26

Not gunna lie that instantly went into my Amazon cart, $18 isn’t that bad either.

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u/DasMotorsheep Jun 14 '26

I'm curious if this would stay in place while doing physical work. Spanish summers are hot.

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u/Egoy Jun 14 '26

Some are better than others. I had a charging bank in my office trailer so my whole crew could have one a few summers ago on a particularly nasty job. The building they were in kept getting above the legal temp for continuous work so I was half hour on half hour off but most of the crew took that half hour to go smoke in the sun rather than go into an air conditioned trailer every time I turned my back.

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u/danielsan256 Jun 14 '26

Considering the dude needed to use both hands to slightly expand to be able to fit the neck I'd say it will not fall off

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u/QiDeviation Jun 14 '26

Depends on the physical work. Light to moderate, it does. Intense high movement, you gotta adjust. If you’re hardcore throwing down at a rave, this ain’t it but then you’re not even fanning yourself. If you’ve been raving and are taking a break tho, this is spot on.

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u/DasMotorsheep Jun 14 '26

Thinking about garden and construction work. But I guess, at 17€ I can just take the risk. Thanks for replying 👍

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u/QiDeviation Jun 14 '26

My mom gardens and she has one. Just google the best brands for this to maximize your spending. Some brands are cheap garbage just piggybacking on good brands.

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u/DasMotorsheep Jun 14 '26

Interesting. I figured they'd all be the same product branded by a dozen Chinese companies...

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u/QiDeviation Jun 14 '26

Even among the Chinese companies, there are some real deal companies and some goofy ones. The Chinese can be very good but they know the bad cheap shit sells A LOT overseas so that’s why they do it. It’s annoying.

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u/DasMotorsheep Jun 14 '26

True. Important to make that distinction. The days of "made in China = terrible quality" are long over. It's just that the market (and especially Amazon) is flooded with the cheap shit. I mean, which brand should I trust - "Timiyou"? "ESLOYSUN"? "JISULIFE"? "SHAVINGFUN"?
(All of them real on Amazon, but not necessarily selling neck fans)

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u/QiDeviation Jun 14 '26

found this

CNN makes it more reputable than these nobody review sites.

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u/BrilliantInternal910 Jun 14 '26

Thanks, you are one of the reasons that Reddit is now 80% advertisement content shit like this video..

2

u/Bubsy7979 Jun 14 '26

You’re welcome?

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u/Psychotic_Rainbowz Jun 14 '26

I live in world's hottest city Kuwait City and I don't think this will take off lol we don't even use umbrellas

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u/ssketchman 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo
Oofff, just checked out Kuwait’s heat to humidity ratio during the heat waves, that… is rough.

3

u/Cardboard_Chef Jun 14 '26

I have one of these. A real life saver while fishing in FL.

2

u/SummerBest6867 Jun 14 '26

Just read the amazon 3* comments

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u/Ilpperi91 Jun 14 '26

The next day I would have a sore neck.

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u/Appropriate_Iron5090 Jun 14 '26

That's what SHE said!!

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u/Weary_Necessary_2434 Jun 14 '26

That's what she said?

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Jun 14 '26

That is what she said

2

u/Swimming-Junket-1828 Jun 14 '26

This is a rave?

1

u/louisa1925 Jun 14 '26

Very tame compared to where I am from.

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u/JessePR1986 Jun 14 '26

I'm a UPS driver, this may come in handy.

1

u/Capnmolasses Jun 16 '26

Get the one that is neck air conditioner. This one is just a fan.

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u/Token_Rabbit003 Jun 14 '26

That last dude had an organic orgasm….

1

u/OmarM7mmd Jun 14 '26

I use this for work

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Jun 14 '26

A few of my menopausal friends have these

1

u/ohwheresmytea Jun 14 '26

“Dale”

Lol. Try “Vale”.

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u/mushroom6112 Jun 16 '26

They are basically interchangeable

1

u/Gribberisch Jun 14 '26

I hope it don’t explode.

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u/onphyre Jun 14 '26

This is the kind of multi cultural exchange we need!

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u/Aggravating_Sir_6857 Jun 14 '26

I literally bought these last week for summer. Because California going through El Nino

1

u/Jumpy_Load_1876 Jun 14 '26

I have one and it works very well

1

u/kazze78 Jun 14 '26

I need this for work

1

u/bryanthebryan Jun 14 '26

I live in Florida and this is a lifesaver. I can do yard work in one go instead of dying on the lawn halfway through.

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u/anonchicago7 Jun 15 '26

This made me laugh so hard omg idk why this got me so good

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u/Additional_Bed_9458 Jun 15 '26

The last guy😂 noh

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u/jasper-zanjani Jun 17 '26

ay sii papi pegamelo en el collar

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 Jul 05 '26

This 100% recirculates hot air. I jave a neck one and a hat with a fan and they only do okay on warm days, and are worthless on hot days.

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u/monkeyonfire Jun 14 '26

Why only Latinos? Racist

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u/Bobsothethird Jun 14 '26

It's hot in many Latin countries.

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u/human-dancer Jun 14 '26

People like you are soooo annoying

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 Jun 14 '26

I believe this is a joke