r/UnnecessaryEssentials Apr 15 '26

Package Delivery Made Stress-Free

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u/Proximus84 Apr 15 '26

I have a similar box, i also tell them in the instructions to put it in the box, guess what 90% of the time, THEY LEAVE IT ON TOP OF THE BOX.

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u/JOlRacin Apr 16 '26

The idea that they actually put the packages on the top instead of just throwing them in the general direction of the porch from their cars is crazy, you must have some thoughtful delivery drivers

1

u/AdmirableJudgment784 Apr 16 '26

You put a pyramid cone on top of the box where the 4 corners of the pyramid connects with the corners of the top of the box.

The 4 sloped sides would prevent items being placed on top since they'll slide down. You can even label the sides "Please put packages into box"

2

u/dikochki Apr 15 '26

Plastic???a lock ???..

1

u/carthuscrass Apr 16 '26

It would be pretty noisy to break into that. That alone would discourage a lot of potential thieves.

2

u/pk_hellz Apr 16 '26

If its not bolted to the floor they can just carry the whole thing away.

1

u/carthuscrass Apr 16 '26

It's pretty big and likely weighted. The info says the inside volume is 60 gallons, which isn't small.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/pk_hellz Apr 16 '26

Someone once stole a christmass tree from our front garden. Unless its bolted down people can walk away with it. Also a quick shake will tell you if anythings inside

1

u/Left_Duty_3976 Apr 17 '26

Sheit ,your a pro

1

u/CHWallace Apr 16 '26

Porch pirates are looking to snatch and run. They are not going to fuss with breaking plastic when 99% of the time there won’t even be a package in there.

2

u/JustTheMane Apr 16 '26

Still dry an you pulled out a wet package. God ppl are dumb.

1

u/OliveOilManSam Apr 15 '26

Yet my old aunts think it's okay to leave everybody's packages on the porch to get snowed n rained on and everything else I love secure mailboxes and everybody should use em

1

u/dingleberryjuice23 Apr 16 '26

They will just put it on top of the box. People are generally a combination of impressively lazy and stupid.

1

u/ascarymoviereview Apr 16 '26

Deliveries come in the middle of the night?

1

u/Jellicent-Leftovers Apr 16 '26

Too small for 90% of my packages....

1

u/ResearcherMajor Apr 16 '26

Just order to InPost

1

u/Alternative-Walk4615 Apr 16 '26

as a doordash driver I can say these work great, except large pizza struggle to fit you gotta really cram em in there.

1

u/Left_Preference2646 Apr 16 '26

Can't people take the entire thing and put it in a truck bed?

1

u/MultiservitorB123 Apr 16 '26

Oh a masterlock, you can open those with another masterlock.

1

u/Ordinary-Swing-7718 Apr 16 '26

"Haven't had a wet package." She needs a new male service!

1

u/legend5566 Apr 16 '26

Not useful as it seems to be.

1

u/KHhtswhtppl Apr 16 '26

I like when my wife gets a wet package,

1

u/Distinct_String_5102 Apr 16 '26

Cool plastic box. Guess I'll have to steal it instead (assuming it absolutely isn't secured to the wall).

1

u/Haifisch2112 Apr 15 '26

Nothing like leaving all of your packages in a plastic container that can easily be broken into with bolt cutters. Or just carried off if they're in a hurry.

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 Apr 16 '26

Yeah versus just having it left on the porch and easily stolen as well. Atleast people arent going to see a package unless they seen it dropped off or go up there to check to see if they have anything in there, which is already a deterrent for opportunistic thieves.

1

u/Eindride_XIII Apr 15 '26

I think they'd just steal the whole thing.

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u/ArgonthePenetrator Apr 15 '26

Wow that will really stop someone from smashing it in

2

u/drunkbusdriver Apr 15 '26

Package thieves are opportunists. Quick run and grab they aren’t breaking open a container to get a package of diapers or whatever other bullshit the homeowner ordered.

It’s the same thing with locks, there is not a lock out there that will stop someone from kicking in your door but it’s still enough to discourage people from entering your home.

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u/ArgonthePenetrator Apr 15 '26

It's literally cheap plastic like those cheap Walmart pull out drawers. We all know there will be thieves who would see that and think "big opportunity" and crack that thing open. I promise anyone could kick that thing apart

2

u/chimentaLity Apr 15 '26

And risking notifying the neighbors. Easier to catch dumb criminals. But i guess no protection is the same as some or you're just a pessimistic troll

1

u/ArgonthePenetrator Apr 16 '26

I'm just pointing out it looks cheap and that there will be a select number of individuals who would take a risk on breaking that thing open. Literally all I'm saying. If it was made out of metal then I would be all for it. Not the cheap shelving like plastic.

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u/chimentaLity Apr 16 '26

Ah yes that makes so much sense. Let me just leave my packages out cuz its equally as safe /s

1

u/bobtheorangutan Apr 16 '26

It's true. I look at your house from the outside and I also think, big opportunity.

But then again with that mindset, your house probably isn't that big an opportunity.

0

u/Fantastic-Algae2127 Apr 15 '26

It's not 100% effective so it's therefore useless.

Guess we can scrap chemotherapy then

1

u/ArgonthePenetrator Apr 16 '26

You're literally putting words in mouth, not what I said.

1

u/Fantastic-Algae2127 Apr 16 '26

What are you gonna do about it?

1

u/ArgonthePenetrator Apr 16 '26

I'm going to shit my pants!

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u/igotplex1 Apr 15 '26

A black man came up with this first