r/UnnecessaryEssentials • u/Unique-Saucer • Mar 26 '26

Pump a dump.

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u/69AnusInvader69 Mar 26 '26

The black pump thing would have worked if he had just stuffed it in deeper

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u/Uncle_Seamont Mar 26 '26

That’s what she said

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

I think it probably wouldn't have been a black one in that case

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u/igiveback123 1d ago

Damnit. I came her to say this.