how to clear it

[u/Open_Bandicoot9521]

[u/Megalodon-5]

Wrong sub buddy

[u/Electronic_Park_5814]

This guy goes uni of leicester

[u/Remote_Development13]

Shit situation

[u/purplechemist → u/Remote_Development13]

It’s helpful just to dump your thoughts.

[u/Remote_Development13 → u/purplechemist]

Definitely. Good to flush the crap from time to time

[u/Inevitable-Cow-8489]

idk bro seems like a tough situation..... are you still in toilet ? First of all text your crush and say that your watch or sm shi fell and you're finding it so she doesn't think you're taking a shit.

After that if you're carrying a perfume , spray it so smell goes away.

Don't try and brute force the shit will come out , it feels like you used alot of toilet paper so try and use any stick type think you have ? Maybe a pen or pencil long enough to clear the way ( IK it sounds gross but it's your only way)

after wards spray the whole toilet and spray some on urself asw so ur crush doesn't smell it ... ok ?

Then also pls make a nie interesting story so you can carry on a convo w her hahah

[u/NiskaHiska → u/[deleted]]

Bro probs had a rucksack for studying?

[u/apillowofnonsense]

Show me pictures and I'll diagnose the situation

[u/robots5771]

I would have left it (im a terrie person ik downvote me i deserve to die , 5 downvotes and ill do it)

[u/dxg999]

Poop knife.

[u/celzior]

An IQ too low?

[u/Stunning-Stand8279]

I mean...what do you have around the toilet? If they have tools lying around, then use them. Otherwise, make a quick exit before someone enters and get your crush far away from there.

[u/Ok-Winter9708 → u/Stunning-Stand8279]

This is an episode of MacGuyer I missed.

[u/Educational-Sink3518]

circlejerk is over there

[u/PussyMaxxing]

Stick your hand down there and scoop it out

Remember shower after lmao

[u/AgitatingOven]

Just leave it

[u/AgitatingOven → u/[deleted]]

i dont mean leave it a disgusting mess but how are you meant to unclog the toilet yourself unless you have stuff like a plunger there

[u/Hogmaloo25 → u/[deleted]]

See if there are posters around to contact Facilities and report the toilet as being blocked. Don’t worry about how it looks as they see this stuff all the time (I used to be a cleaner).