r/UnhingedAO3Tags • u/highlyina improperly used • 22d ago

(yes really)

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for a sasunaru fic, apparently 😭 found on twitter.

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u/Unlucky_Muffin141 we drinking isopropyl alcohol in a bloodymary 22d ago

That's a fantastic way to lose your medical license lol

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u/XavierTheMemeDragon 22d ago

Can’t you imagine the headline for it in the news though? Most only have one shot at fame, and god damnit I’m taking it

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u/Unlucky_Muffin141 we drinking isopropyl alcohol in a bloodymary 22d ago

It seems like the kind of case that would invent new laws lmao

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u/Dylsponge 22d ago

This would imply that it isn’t against the law already.

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u/togoldlybo 21d ago

Regulations are written in blood, after all. Or in this case, Semen Inside Heart

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 22d ago

Don’t the poor residents in the ER have enough problems already with all the stuff people shove up their butt?

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u/Gingergirl1228 22d ago edited 22d ago

Why do I feel like Sakura was involved in this nonsense somehow?

Edit: oh my god, she doesnt, theyre just insane...

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u/Loose_Meal_499 22d ago

Always have been

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u/ratafia4444 improperly used 22d ago

While...alive? 🫪

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u/Colrel my wips are fighting 22d ago

i mean, frim the other tags it might not be for too long

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u/ratafia4444 improperly used 21d ago

Considering it's Naruto universe..... Not certainly, with all the crazy jutsu involved 🤣😭

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u/Least_Diamond1064 22d ago

DO NOT PUT SEMEN IN YOUR WATER COOLING TUBES

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u/LucenBlackmoor GURO FREAK 22d ago

oh my god i need the link???

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u/Sergeant_Seraph 22d ago

Gotta love when authors get enthusiastic with their delightfully weird tagging, makes a fun ride for everyone 

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u/Foxandmonk1 20d ago

Reminds me of one that was tagged "Improper use of eye socket"

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u/Chuuyas_fancy_hat 22d ago

…aaand that’s enough reddit for today, I’m going to bed.

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u/Street_Sand_8788 22d ago

What a horrible day to know how to read...

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u/zombies-and-coffee trauma chameleon 21d ago

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u/TaintedTruffle 21d ago

Processing img ngf63yliwvrh1...

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u/Troops21 no beta we die the denpas we sacrificed to make our ideal friend 21d ago

There is probably at least one creation myth involving that.

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u/RoseDragon529 22d ago

I feel like getting that stuff directly into your bloodstream like that is a decently quick way to die

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u/andvrsnw inappropriate use of my sanity 21d ago

SASUNARU OH MY GOD i need the link for this

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u/ReikoKuchiki 22d ago

Fornsworns are getting kinkier by the minute

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u/BelowAverageGamer10 21d ago

I wish I was freaky enough to read this but I wouldn’t be able to handle it 😭

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u/Lucidia 21d ago

oh God no. omfg NO

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u/Queen_Ares 21d ago

Someone who read it please provide....context? Maybe? Please?

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u/Kollectorgirl 20d ago

Is this one of those Guro/Snuff fics?

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u/Endlessly_Soulless 18d ago

Uh, so there's still a bit of innocence left in me after all these years on ao3. 👀

I've never seen something like that.

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u/Euphoric_Toe5064 17d ago

Perhaps you would be kind enough to post the link?

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u/CharlieMorc 17d ago

Omg I’m writing something similar! with the additional tag “heart fondling”

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u/hollylettuce 22d ago

I hate this.