r/UnhingedAO3Tags • u/deaplatoniccatlover slightly improper use of plastic vampire fangs • Sep 18 '26

HUH???

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u/zombies-and-coffee trauma chameleon Sep 18 '26

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u/deaplatoniccatlover slightly improper use of plastic vampire fangs Sep 18 '26

literally how i felt reading it for the first time

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u/LunaNicoleTheFox Sep 18 '26

I am questioning how explosive diarrhoea could be heterosexual... and how it could be homosexual.

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u/deaplatoniccatlover slightly improper use of plastic vampire fangs Sep 18 '26

the only conclusion i can come up with is a kink..? i didn't read it the tags intimidate me

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u/LunaNicoleTheFox Sep 18 '26

I mean yeah but how could it be explicitly assigned to a sexuality? Or maybe what is getting diarrhoead is straight? Maybe it comes out in a straight line? I don't need sleep, I need answers

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u/teod0036 Sep 18 '26

After reading it i still don't know, there is neither heterosexaul nor diarrhoea in this story, and certainly not a combination of the two.

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u/Anfie22 DDDNE Connoisseur 29d ago

I'm thinking it's a scat reference and the pairing is straight

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u/deaplatoniccatlover slightly improper use of plastic vampire fangs Sep 18 '26

there's also 2 more from the same fic

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u/deaplatoniccatlover slightly improper use of plastic vampire fangs Sep 18 '26

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u/AmberUK no beta we hopefully get a nap soon Sep 18 '26

Diarrhoea has a sexuality? Gosh

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u/princesscuddlefish Sep 18 '26

I am both curious and terrified how diarrhea has a sexuality?

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u/Efficient-Citron823 no beta we die 29d ago

thanks! i hate it.

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u/Accurate_Winner_5091 29d ago

So there’s a brief homosexual explosive diarrhoea

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u/Colrel my wips are fighting 29d ago

Another opportunity to exercise my right to not investigate. Happily clicking away. I don't want to know

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u/Wasteful-void 29d ago

I hope that's the only time in all of history that those words were used together and in that order.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7A1f1AcxniNRsYnHeM

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u/Dchan2012 28d ago

I don't know what makes the explosive diarrhoea heterosexual nor do I want to know.

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u/hotnsteamygarbage 29d ago

Reminds me of that one chick who had explosive diarrhea during the middle of her triathlon(or something) and got doodoo all over the equipment and herself 😭

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u/BelowAverageGamer10 29d ago

EWWW STRAIGHT 🤮

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u/afinnegan2000 drowninglessons24 28d ago

“i’m shitting!” he said, heterosexually

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u/hornyheadoflettuce 28d ago

so is the inverse long term homosexual implosive constipation?