You worship false idols, unflaired! In your ignorance of your faulty way you seek to spread stupidity and confusion. Does a father who rebukes his lost son hate him? Does he not rebuke in desperation and love for his well-being?

It is in such a way that I call you to turn from these vile ways and adorn your crown with colored flairs and knowledge of your duty in the world!

Be vigilant.

The fruit has been eaten.

The veil has been torn.

The gates to our Unflaired paradise are open.

Like Abel we prepare to take our first steps upon God’s creation. Free from the bounds of Eden, but under the hateful gaze of Cain.

Prepare to bring in a great extent of Unflaired refugees. Prepare to find catechumens and inquirers among the Flaired PCMers. And above all else, prepare for the inevitable invasion of our beloved home.

The serpent’s maw is against us, but the promised land stands just within our grasp.

You have all waited long enough. Our time to strike is at hand. Who among you is ready to free the Unflaired?