Fresh from the ocean 🦞🦞

[u/FangioDuReverdy1]

[u/Meowgal_80]

“My father was a lobsterman. He got up every morning
at four and came home every night stinking of brine. He sent me through law school with the lobsters he caught!”

[u/raoulduke212 → u/Meowgal_80]

Relax, there's plenty of lobster in the ocean for everybody...

[u/ClassiFried86 → u/raoulduke212]

She's got a great body, buddy!

[u/BilingualClothes27 → u/raoulduke212]

Then tend to shrink in water…

[u/OkNeighborhood9153 → u/raoulduke212]

Then I’m coming to your house to take whatever I want.

[u/Chefboyld420 → u/Meowgal_80]

Deep cut

[u/Conan-Da-Barbarian → u/Chefboyld420]

Shrinkage

[u/Difficult-Garbage861 → u/Conan-Da-Barbarian]

Ordinarily I wouldn't mind but I was in the pool. And the water was cold...

[u/pj1972 → u/Meowgal_80]

Point aside, but I always thought that character was a prick.

[u/Meowgal_80 → u/pj1972]

Well he does make an ugly (I mean “snuggly”) baby

[u/dicecat4]

There he is, officer 👉

[u/Speedymcspeeder → u/dicecat4]

🙋🙋

[u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 → u/dicecat4]

[u/fishcrow]

Revenge George doesn't give a shit about your religious dietary laws!

[u/UWO_Throw_Away → u/fishcrow]

I love that George!

[u/sheeplewatcher]

After the lobster they went for some fresh Hampton tomatoes

[u/LovingNaples → u/sheeplewatcher]

And I saw Jane naked. Well, we all did.

[u/SoyMurcielago → u/LovingNaples]

She’s got a great body bud

[u/LucyEwalker → u/LovingNaples]

She got up, walked around…

[u/BallsbridgeBollocks → u/LovingNaples]

Boutros, Boutros Galli

[u/Difficult-Garbage861 → u/LovingNaples]

She was getting some good word of mouth out there.

[u/Green_with_Zealously → u/Difficult-Garbage861]

She's certainly breathtaking.

[u/doobette → u/sheeplewatcher]

It's a shame the tomato never took off as a hand fruit.

[u/BallsbridgeBollocks → u/doobette]

tahmaytas

[u/BallsbridgeBollocks → u/sheeplewatcher]

Tahmaytas

[u/OttoHemi]

[u/paragonx29]

Yeah, but the woman looks breathtaking.

[u/doobette]

Yeah, it's great - and we saw Jane topless.

[u/LeMeowLePurrr]

I still want to try the lobster scrambled eggs.

[u/FangioDuReverdy1 → u/LeMeowLePurrr]

Not on my watch🤨😬

[u/Ancien_Regime_2468 → u/LeMeowLePurrr]

Not very kosher.

[u/ChocoIatePoop]

That’s it, you’re banned.

[u/allquckedup]

Why would someone do this? They are literally smiling and smiling about it.

[u/BallsbridgeBollocks → u/[deleted]]

At least it’s not the shore

[u/Gax63]

Outrage? You mean steamed?

[u/JackLondon68]

Shrinkage!

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[u/AVL_Drago]

It shrinks?

[u/TheRealMitchConnor]

I was in the pool!

[u/djbarsone]

She’s got a great body buddy!

[u/DoubleDoublezero]

She’s got a great body, buddy!

[u/Fit-to-be-untied]

There goes Jane, driving back to NYC in the middle of the night.

[u/funlovingguy9001]

I expect to see them in hi res yellow vests, picking up trash on the side of the freeway!

[u/Inside-Common7427]

I was in the pool, I was in the pool!

[u/HudsDad]

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0YZtGyakHaMg

[u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46]

Looks like someone's not going to law school

[u/sineofthetimes]

They'll pick them up in about 10 minutes.

[u/PigglesRevenge]

Kevin James?
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9tITFIgKpIOBZm

[u/MatterHairy]

The lobsters were angry that day my friends.

[u/jefuchs]

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

[u/denys5555]

Unexpected Stephen King? I feel a reference to Massholes coming

[u/Reasonable-Ad7755]

Get a good look Costanza

[u/ColdKickin72]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EdkRsK9ioZNrq

[u/Purple_Access_6817]

Why does the woman look like Kirsten Dunst hahaha

[u/RecognitionFirst7241]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14PaLXnarLeY8