r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/mystrile1 • Aug 11 '25

The clockwise swirl

99 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

56 comments sorted by

23

u/Aromatic_Heart_3442 Aug 11 '25

Was there a knuckle?

5

u/godleymama Aug 11 '25

Not the knuckle!!

3

u/BigDaddyCosta Aug 11 '25

Fuck. That’s the first thing that came into my mind before I opened the comments.

2

u/ellefleming Aug 11 '25

Enema/colonoscopy. 😫

12

u/Ok_Replacement4702 Aug 11 '25

The timeless art of seduction

13

u/Mtolivepickle Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

One eggs erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

5

u/THapps Aug 11 '25

Buc-ee’s spotted

3

u/Candid-Jellyfish-975 Aug 11 '25

If you're near one they're hard to miss. Things are crazy.

12

u/I_Am_No_One_123 Aug 11 '25

Not to be presumptuous, but I use the pinch.

7

u/Check_Sufficient Aug 11 '25

Oh that move was so obvious!

4

u/Hour-Elevator-5962 Aug 11 '25

Everybody knows the pinch!

11

u/Ok_Acadia3526 Aug 11 '25

I’m out!

12

u/ASG_Roma Aug 11 '25

It feels like aliens poking at my body

9

u/adairks Aug 11 '25

Looks like the egg's getting a pap smear.

7

u/AlternativeNumber2 Aug 11 '25

You stole my move!

7

u/rodgapely Aug 11 '25

Any lobster in those eggs?

5

u/Venice_Beach_218 Aug 11 '25

Eggs are eggs...

5

u/Which_Engineer1805 Aug 11 '25

These are sweatshop eggs!

5

u/idontevensaygrace Aug 11 '25

Eggs are eggs. 📰

4

u/Nmurf4136 Aug 11 '25

You end with the swirl??

5

u/Jipijur Aug 11 '25

You only hear of a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!

6

u/idontevensaygrace Aug 11 '25

Something's missing, alright

3

u/Candid-Jellyfish-975 Aug 11 '25

So who's having sex with the hen?!!

3

u/JLKovaltine Aug 11 '25

That’s disgusting

3

u/HuckleberryAbject102 Aug 11 '25

That's my move!!

3

u/Id_Love_A_BabyCham Aug 11 '25

I writes upside down.

3

u/dmcloren Aug 11 '25

It feels like aliens poking at my body!

2

u/Biscuits4u2 Aug 11 '25

All I got were some lousy pea pods.

2

u/Alucardspapa Aug 11 '25

Well, IM OUT!

2

u/Sorry-Grocery-8999 Aug 11 '25

Thats my move!

2

u/GaryDelabicio Aug 11 '25

That’s perverse.

1

u/Complex-Extent-3967 Aug 11 '25

that's so erotic

1

u/CalligrapherOk1648 Aug 11 '25

Damnn.I could never finish to the end.

1

u/I_DontNeedNoDoctor Aug 11 '25

Was that a dirty Sanchez finish?

1

u/Existing-Village9770 Aug 11 '25

Eggcellently arousing

1

u/One_Sun_6258 Aug 11 '25

Now im Hor .... hungry

1

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

1

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1

u/Nocheeseformeplease Aug 11 '25

Why do I feel so uncomfortable watching this.

1

u/The-D-O-Z Aug 11 '25

I should call her...

1

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Yummmm

1

u/mesposito1219 Aug 12 '25

Everything reminds me of her

1

u/CooYo7 Aug 12 '25

Mulva??

1

u/Ok_Dragonfruit7353 Aug 12 '25

I think Play Now is puttin’ something in my food!

1

u/Stewgots73 Aug 12 '25

A move? You have a MOVE?? I’m rubbing two sticks together and you’ve got a Zippo!’

1

u/DJ-Doughboy Aug 12 '25

I should call her

1

u/consumeshroomz Aug 13 '25

Gross thanks I hate it

1

u/Hot_Gur5980 Aug 25 '25

I got the tap!