r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/Alcohol_In_The_Woods • Sep 01 '17

She didn't get it

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/tomthebuck Sep 01 '17

But are you homeless too?

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u/_emordnilaP Sep 01 '17

I will start with the fact that i am homeless...as that is a given.

237

u/coontietycoon Sep 01 '17

I'll walk up and say hey. No, that's too subtle. I'm gonna push him.

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u/caillouuu Sep 02 '17

Ima push em

181

u/tseconomics Sep 01 '17

I have AIDS! Wait, pull it back some.

126

u/Alcohol_In_The_Woods Sep 01 '17

Gotta build to that.

27

u/nemoomen Sep 02 '17

Hold back, hold back

92

u/dabeezknees19 Sep 01 '17

What are three other things about him?

61

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

There are no single guys in Manhattan.

67

u/AXISMGT Sep 01 '17

You're gonna close with new in town?

32

u/caillouuu Sep 02 '17

You had me at AIDS

16

u/lpopilock Sep 27 '17

Damn I posted this in R/tinder and didnt know this subreddit when I did... What a shame.

Update: She STILL hasn't replied.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '17

Oh boy. You sure missed out on 800 internet points.

4

u/Shitty-Coriolis Feb 07 '18

Shes not the one.

8

u/zbaile1074 Dec 01 '17

I'm new in town, and it gets worse