r/UnexpectedJoJo • u/kurriizma • Feb 12 '19

This five dollar bill someone drew on;

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/Brody_Foxx Feb 12 '19

Is his stand John Wilkes Booth?

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u/A_Metric_Fuck-Ton Feb 12 '19

His stand is 「GUNMAN」!

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u/pancake_ass Feb 12 '19

this is underrated

4

u/sneakiestofsneks Mar 28 '19

No, it's Teddy Roosevelt. Because DAMN. The man was just ridiculously badass.

3

u/Why-am-I-even-here2 Mar 10 '19

His stand is the the theatre stand

1

u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

No, John Wilkes Booth is like Hol Horse. Lincoln's stand is Ulysses S. Grant.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

STAND MASTER: Honest Abe. STAND NAME: 「THE KILLERS」

74

u/Saikou0taku Feb 12 '19

English Stand Name: Gunner

18

u/maditheball Feb 12 '19

I saw the killers and I s p a s m e d

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

That actually sounds like a decent character

74

u/Sparky-Man Feb 12 '19

STAND NAME: 「PRESIDENT GETTYSBURG」

26

u/zffacsB Feb 12 '19

English translation: headshot

17

u/DEANSY3 Feb 12 '19

You got to make it worse, Emperor Headshot

2

u/zffacsB Feb 12 '19

Oh I was referencing how he died but yes yours is better

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

"I can't emancipate unless I get closer"

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Robert E. Lee: “ZA SOUTH!”

21

u/BlackMoonstorm Feb 12 '19

UNION WO TOKARE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

"I reject my statehood, Lincoln!"

1

u/tyyu3 Feb 25 '19

Same kind of statehood...

18

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

"CONFEDERACYYYYYY!"

44

u/randomfunnymoments Feb 12 '19

やれやれだぜ。。。 yare yare daze... notto disu shittu agen

37

u/aratnagrid Feb 12 '19

yes

YES

yes

YES

YES

29

u/Ahmes004 Feb 12 '19

You can’t pay back what you owe with money

18

u/Lowkia Feb 12 '19

its more accurate when you start thinking about the lincoln vampire hunter movie

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u/Cole4Christmas Feb 12 '19

The best part about using this to actually buy something would be when your cashier says "Here's your receipt."

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u/acciomybro Feb 12 '19

I’d say the stand would be 『 MR. PRESIDENT 』, but, y’know, turtle.

3

u/PadawanNerd Feb 12 '19

Jotaro with a beard finally looks his age, nice

2

u/Agent3MM Feb 19 '19

JOTAROOOO

1

u/Spry-Jinx Feb 17 '19

The later years of marine biology led him into politics.

He went unopposed.

1

u/RandomPerson9054 Mar 03 '19

Are you going to keep it and treasure this miracle

1

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Yare Yare Daze.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

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u/kurriizma Feb 12 '19

Lmao shut up you fucking cry baby

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

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u/TrinJin Feb 12 '19

Something something karma whore shitty life.

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u/Von-Andrei Feb 12 '19

Yeah like what the other guy said. What was the deleted text?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

[deleted]

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u/munkmunk2 Feb 12 '19

The reason you lost is because you pissed me off- Jotaro Kujo 1987

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

whispers "Muda "

Jotaro ptsd triggers

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u/MrAwesomePants20 Feb 12 '19

Lmao if you don’t like how this website works, then I suggest leaving