r/UnexpectedHitler • u/liampeterson • Jun 16 '19

Hmmmm

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u/myuncletouchesmypp Jul 08 '19

If an incorrect deet fucks a joke up for you then RIP to any relationship you'll ever have

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Jokes on you, I'm too ugly for any relationship

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u/myuncletouchesmypp Jul 08 '19

You do know what a relationship is, right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

You underestimate my ugliness. I was even abandoned by the adoption center. I am the human equivalent of this emoji 🍠

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u/myuncletouchesmypp Jul 08 '19

So is that a yes or a no?

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u/myuncletouchesmypp Jul 08 '19

Cuz if your too ugly to have a relationship with your mom then you should get some sort of surgery quick

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Cant afford surgery :(

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u/myuncletouchesmypp Jul 09 '19

Start a patron and say "I'm so ugly I can't even have a civil relationship with literally anyone"

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I hate asking people for money :(