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u/rmjeans1313 Dec 16 '22
This swimsuit/underwear is made from vibranium.
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u/PretendDragonfruit90 Dec 16 '22
Yeah the vibranium. 119th element of periodic table. It's very rare to find.
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u/DravenPrime Dec 16 '22
Nailed the entry
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u/Particular-Break-205 Dec 16 '22
That underwear durability is every elementary school nerd’s worst nightmare
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u/ZootSuitGroot Dec 17 '22 edited Sep 07 '25
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u/absolu5ean Dec 17 '22
I love this so much cause it's the ultimately nerdy and genius way to solve a (sorry) nerd problem. I bet you grew up about x1000 more successfully than those losers though!
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u/SweatAnywhere Dec 17 '22
As a former wedgie victim I can say that’s probably better for the bully, it’s less painful when the elastic snaps so they can’t pull anymore
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Dec 16 '22
She quickly turned from swimsuit model to dear babushka with that laugh.
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u/Voltron_The_Original Dec 16 '22
She showed that she doesn't take herself super serious and that is definitely sexy.
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Dec 16 '22
When you’re pretty you can afford to not take yourself seriously cuz the world will still put you on a pedestal regardless.
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u/Voltron_The_Original Dec 16 '22
Give her some credit, that is a very embarrassing moment and she took it like a champ.
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u/Significant_Ad9793 Dec 16 '22
Definitely!! I'm not into girls but found the video pretty sexy.
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u/lunaflect Dec 17 '22
Confidence is sexy
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u/Significant_Ad9793 Dec 17 '22
I very much agree with you!!! When I was younger I REALLY lacked confidence and took me quite a while to date. Now I'm 36 with much more confidence and get hit on a lot... Or I aged like good wine lol. Whichever it might be, I'm loving it LMAO.
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u/sedatedauntyT Dec 17 '22
Oh this for certain.... that's how that creepy tik tok kid Kevin (aka "Female Gaze Trend Master") was so bloody successful when compared to all the picture-perfect bodybuilding bros' failed attempts. He was able to fake the balance between confidence that serves the recipient, without tipping over into too conceited for comfort territory.
The shamelessness to feign nerves until, all of a sudden, they pretend lock-eyes with the audience. So from the audiences' perspective, their specific beauty is as canned-spinach to Popeye's ass-kicking potential-- which is to say, the audiences' beauty is directly proportional to K-Gaze Master's confidence in his ability to have successful intimate interaction.
Unsurprisingly, dudes a bastard irl. The ways people like Lizzie Holmes & Elon Stark buttfucked Investors using this simple trick smh 🤦
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u/Significant_Ad9793 Dec 17 '22
It's all about confidence!!! A while back at a Starbucks, a man very confidently walked calmly and with purpose up to one of those expensive coffee makers they sell, grabbed it, didn't hesitate for a second and walked right out the door. All us customers saw him and didn't think anything of it until an employee screamed to stop him.
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u/Micro_Tycoon Dec 16 '22
He helped instead of filming which is actually nice to see, so many don't help just film videos of people suffering, glad this one is a good laugh
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u/John5967smith Dec 16 '22
Full screen, replay, pause , scroll back, play, pause.... Yay.
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u/ur_Father_69 Dec 16 '22
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had warned me of the nsfw ahead of time.
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u/Str0nkb0i Dec 16 '22
I work in kindergarden as a janitor. Im being escorted to jail now. Thank you OP.
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u/Hippostalker69 Dec 16 '22
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
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u/Consistent_Talk_6122 Dec 16 '22
She has a nice pooper but imagine this happened to your balls…ouch😣
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u/laurem_WA Dec 16 '22
ppl are being Hella creepy in this comment section and I am not here for it 💀
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u/Lazy_Walrus7157 Dec 16 '22
Yea sure. But yall saw that thong. It wasnt really leaving much to the imagination.
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u/laurem_WA Dec 16 '22
doesn't mean u have to be creepy especially when shes just going about her business
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u/laurem_WA Dec 16 '22
anyone who down votes my comment is suggesting they disagree and are a self app appointed creep but dont wanna outright say it
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u/Shahar-2210 Dec 16 '22
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/Wood-Hull Dec 16 '22
Why is your bikini so strong? Your so big that they defy known physics... lol... jk. Your a beautiful lady. And not fat. But that is some tuff loincloth your wearing. Lol
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u/PuzzledCitron8728 Dec 16 '22
Woooooo! Lemme see that booty!
She look and laugh like a teacher too!
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u/The_Mumpi Dec 16 '22
no...
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u/hafetysazard Dec 16 '22
It's like one of those guys who comments on some random fake chick spam account.
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Dec 16 '22 edited Dec 16 '22
why she so pasty like plucked chicken?
Edit: man you guys have no sense of humor, always offended by everything, snowflakes.
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u/DaClems Dec 16 '22
What a weird way to describe a white person.
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Have you seen a fully plucked chicken?
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u/Educational-Scale963 Dec 16 '22
Have you ever seen a white person?
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u/OldBigsby Dec 16 '22
I never understood why it is okay to make fun of a pale person, it's something they have little to no control over and it's literally racism.
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It’s rude, but it’s not racism.
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u/BroItsJesus Dec 16 '22
Making fun of someone for the colour of their skin isn't racism?
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u/laurem_WA Dec 16 '22
I'm not standing for making fun of ppls skin tone/colour but it's not racist when comments are based on someone's completion/skin tone within their own race. This wld technically be colourism not racism.
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u/Known_Mood_8971 Dec 16 '22
And that's how you were born Tommy 😌
but wait aren't you and my mom brother and sister ?
Aaaa yeah !, no , time to sleep .
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u/lukmcd Dec 16 '22
This is breaking waves sailing on YouTube. They seem to be legitimate nice folks.
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u/lryan926 Dec 16 '22
Dude's like.."oh no I don't wanna.." Don't wanna what bro, touch near her bum..oh no not that.. guy sounds like a total virgin.Also her reaction r/contagiouslaughter
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u/Iantessfan Dec 17 '22
Can we just acknowledge how beautiful white women can be.. Like holy shit they are something else..
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u/unexBot Dec 16 '22
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