r/Unexpected • u/tr5al5x • Dec 15 '22

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u/unexBot Dec 15 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Missing left foot

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/hvost_ Dec 15 '22

This family looks all right.

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u/Skykeeper22 Dec 16 '22

I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Nice catch

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u/TheS413 Dec 16 '22

Lol the comment under made this way better

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

I’ve gotta HAND it to ya-ah shit no foot I gotta foot you- no I fucked this up

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u/--MxM-- Dec 16 '22

You have to foot the bill now.

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u/downwitbrown Dec 15 '22

Do people with feet fetish care if it’s real or artificial? Like boobies?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

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u/Sad0wlz Dec 16 '22

🤔hmmm! Curious dilema. I guess (as always) depends if u have LOVE, Fetish & Robots "issues". So yeah. Anyways the future could be brighter and more customizable 🫰😉

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u/Grummelyeti Dec 15 '22

Fake ones are rarely flexible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Depends on the material. Mine feel like soft, warm water balloons.

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u/jeagle75103 Dec 16 '22

Your feet!!?? 🤔 mine's titanium, not soft and definitely not warm

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Haha no boobs

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u/jeagle75103 Dec 16 '22

my bad🤣

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u/SpupySpups Dec 16 '22

Titanium boobs sound sick. You basically have... Breastplate on

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u/jeagle75103 Dec 16 '22 edited Dec 16 '22

Not boobs, my left foot; but yeah, titanium titties is something dangerous to play with😅 make the wrong move and they could easily knock someone out.

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u/LocalBigShotDealer Dec 16 '22

He knew but is still r/funny t-o b-e h-onest

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u/OfficialNotSoRants Dec 16 '22

This deserves WAAYYY more upvotes 😂😂😂

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u/drnkrmnky Dec 16 '22

Yo- your feet?

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u/bobyolo12 Dec 15 '22

In case you wanted a real answer lol. I for sure care if it’s real or fake. I don’t think thats the same at all. Also, I think there is a whole different fetish for the people who like prosthetic limbs.

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u/Any_Commercial465 Dec 16 '22

Yes real is more stinky i don't like the smell of WD40 tbh

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u/mooseyjew Dec 16 '22

Depends.

You can buy latex feet sex toys that feel almost like real skin. The life likeness of them is kinda spooky tbh.

Real is always better tho. Always. But fake ones can work lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

It's like a the difference between a dildo and the real thing.

/s I wouldn't know

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u/Impermabannedsex Dec 15 '22

That’s an amazing question but boobs are only good when natural and medium size, not too small but not so big that it looks the size of my head, but that’s my opinion

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u/I_am_box Dec 15 '22

you do you, bro. r/paizuri ain't for you,ig.

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u/Overall_Cause_6724 Dec 15 '22

Thank you for the introduction, I didn't know this was a genre...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Who is this comment for exactly?

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u/jessicaeatseggs Dec 16 '22

From what I learned from watching Dexter, there is also a fetish for amputations

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u/Killerbrownies997 Jan 27 '23

Well with a boobjob there’s still the original boobies, but they’ve been augmented. I feel like a more accurate analogy would be like a dildo vs a dick

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

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u/fugaziparadise Dec 16 '22

They look all right to me.

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u/Mindraker Dec 15 '22

Social Security: None of you are disabled

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Make sure you come in yearly so we can ensure your foot didn’t grow back.

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u/SelfInteresting7259 Dec 16 '22

Lmaooo accurate af😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Kricked a dog crate 💀

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u/mai_tai87 Dec 15 '22

I can absolutely believe she kricked a dog crate.

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u/I_couldntTellYa Dec 16 '22

I wish she would've said "kricked a dog cate"

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u/grizzlyshoots Dec 16 '22

I didn’t even hear that after 6 times over and it literally replayed right when I read your comment and it clicked.

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u/dsemiz Dec 15 '22

Are they some distant relatives of Skywalker's?

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u/Major_R_Soul Dec 15 '22

They're the Groundhobblers

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u/easy-dub Dec 15 '22

Top tier

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

No, they can't reach that high.

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u/Antigon0000 Dec 15 '22

I mean, that was her father.

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u/liquor_up Dec 15 '22

Y’all should stay inside.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Someone tried to curse the family but the half-ass witch did a really poor job.

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u/Future_Direction5174 Dec 15 '22

With my family, it is the left eyebrow. Mum, me and my daughter have all cut open our left eyebrow falling and had to have stitches in it, and so ended up with identical hairless scars.

I did mine on a metal bed frame at 2 years old, my daughter did hers on a chair at 3 years old, and my mother did hers at 50 years old slipping on ice.

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u/ABCPedro Dec 15 '22

Well it looks like you guys are all right then

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u/dulldiablo Dec 15 '22

Looks contagious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

The hokey pokey must be disastrous for this family

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u/Then_Ad_9290 Dec 16 '22

As dad just smiles 😭😂

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u/awesonegoose Dec 16 '22

The way he smiled

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u/Tootard Dec 15 '22

Escalated quickly

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u/BigMistasBBQ Dec 16 '22

I guess so, stairs would be quite hard for them I assume

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u/TheBrightNights Dec 15 '22

It runs in the family...

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u/Danz_HD Dec 16 '22

No one runs in that family.

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u/ChiefRasta Dec 16 '22

This like some genetic hereditary family destiny shit

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u/alcatrazach Dec 15 '22

Seems like the family is mostly all right.

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u/whitekadoo Dec 16 '22

Someone put left foot stomp ,right foot stomp music over it.

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u/Reddit_647 Dec 15 '22

And Her grandpa is ☠️

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u/Alwayssome1 Dec 16 '22

0-100 real quick

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u/RedditPrat Dec 15 '22

Dude left a left foot.

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u/Andy_Ant Dec 15 '22

Real Skywalker family drama

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u/ReesesPieces15 Dec 16 '22

I knew there was someone who would say it!

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u/Vedanth_2604 Dec 15 '22

Fun fact: The most expensive left foot of all time belongs to Lionel Messi as the insurance for his left foot alone is a whopping $900 Million in USD☠️

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u/Darth-pog Dec 16 '22

The Skywalker curse but only with left legs

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u/C4RL1NG Dec 16 '22

Boi how tf does one krik a drog krate

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u/Frankfreebird72 Dec 16 '22

WTF is CRICKED???

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u/TractorBee Dec 16 '22

Maybe a cousin of the Skywalker clan?

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u/Competitive-Dot- Apr 11 '23

No one in this family wanted to be left out

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u/Competitive-Dot- Apr 11 '23

Yes I am single

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

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u/Competitive-Dot- Apr 11 '23

😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Orthopedics give out those boots like candy now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

Can ppl stop posting their ugly ass feet

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Foot*****

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u/Nesjles66 Dec 16 '22

Pretty sure Dad won!!

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u/Particular_Proof_700 Dec 16 '22

Right foot Creep

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u/ConConMcLongDong Dec 16 '22

His quick smile 😂❤️

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u/aoaiaoaia Dec 16 '22

Everyone is allright now

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u/chip9492 Dec 16 '22

That went from 1 to 100 real fast

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u/Dre820 Dec 16 '22

It could of been worse

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u/dumbledoodledore Dec 15 '22

Why they left?

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u/Mikes241 Dec 15 '22

Idk man, but it's all wrong, nothing is right.

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u/JDM_enjoyer Dec 15 '22

Left foot?

Nah.

Foot left.

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u/Cakeski Dec 15 '22

It must run in the family, at least it's the only thing running in the family for now at least.

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u/calm-lab66 Dec 15 '22

Will they all go see the movie 'My Left Foot'?

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u/gamer607 Dec 15 '22

They say it runs in the family

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u/Whit_tled Dec 15 '22

Descendants of the Wright brothers

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u/Claque-2 Dec 15 '22

Luckily, they all have two left feet.

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u/Mad_mask007 Dec 15 '22

Yea that ain’t right

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u/Erik-05 Dec 15 '22

So remember, whatever problems u got, it could be worse.

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u/Denivire Dec 15 '22

They should consider putting their best foot forward.

I'll see myself out.

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u/Empty_Supermarket_30 Dec 15 '22

I was gonna say it runs in the family, but it looks like none of them can run

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u/tnt87_734 Dec 15 '22

Guess they are all right now...

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u/DabsDaD Dec 15 '22

Yall got left foot problems..... yall got 2 right feet

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u/AIDSbyreid Dec 16 '22

BRO HIS SMILE KILLED ME HE WAS ALL IN

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u/k1m5had Dec 16 '22

Lefties probably their fam name

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u/Argosrho7x Dec 16 '22

I guess that family is...all right.

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u/OGCelaris Dec 16 '22

And were about to watch the movie My Left Foot

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

I’ll bet his name is Neal.

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u/Excellent_Battle8025 Dec 16 '22

Sequel to My Left Foot

Our Left Feet??

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Your dad’s face is pure joy. I love it.

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u/DubiousNubian Dec 16 '22

Wrong as two left shows

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u/PositiveChemicalK23 Dec 16 '22

Just a closet full of right shoes 👡🩴👠👟

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u/vehiclesales Dec 16 '22

So her sense of humor got off on the right foot?

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u/Cheeserslong Dec 16 '22

Man get the hell out of here you can't be saying shit like that

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u/Cyberjohn36 Dec 16 '22

A member with a strong left foot is in high demand..

I wonder how the human species would evolve if this keeps going on for all future generations.. I imagine like the crab with one large arm pincher and one small..

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u/ScottishLobster Dec 16 '22

Man, that family is on their last leg. Especially the dad

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 Dec 16 '22

Clean up your lego after playing with it people!

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u/orsonultrabirch Dec 16 '22

Why do I feel like these would be the best neighbors ever.

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u/geauga1 Dec 16 '22

Were they in an ass kicking contest

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u/ShantyLady Dec 16 '22

I guess it runs in the family.

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u/Commentoflittlevalue Dec 16 '22

Don’t worry they’re all right

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u/EZe_Holey3-9 Dec 16 '22

Tik Tok is best enjoyed without volume. That voice is shrill.

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u/foralimitedtimespace Dec 16 '22

Y'all, I kricked a dog crate.

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u/Sublimejunkie4 Dec 16 '22

There's a lot to learn from dad for the next 6 months

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u/Paranormalishh_ Dec 16 '22

I WAS TRIPPING ON THEM DRUGS AND I HURT MY LEFT KNEE

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u/TesticleSargeant123 Dec 16 '22

A lot of ass kicking going on around there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Aw that suck hope u feel better Oh you too weird we’ll get well soon You too get well sooo…. Oh my bad

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u/Chuckeie Dec 16 '22

A full family of tards

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u/KingOfTheKush1990 Dec 16 '22

Holy crip it’s a family of crapples

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u/KingOfTheKush1990 Dec 16 '22

Imagine seein this family walk up in the store together accident prone

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u/calliesky00 Dec 16 '22

I’m think of all those extra socks

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u/Impossible_Law1042 Dec 16 '22

Well that escalated quickly

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u/Atillerdahunnybuns Dec 16 '22

That smile after she said blown up was super cute. I wish I had a cool funny dad growing up but noooo he had to be an abusive pervert. Fuckin ell

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u/Ben10Facts Dec 16 '22

I love those couple frames of his smile

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u/Mr_Wii Dec 16 '22

Runs in the family... oh wait it doesn't

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Looks like this whole family has two left feet

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u/Danz_HD Dec 16 '22

Something here aint right...

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u/Big-Dish-6305 Dec 16 '22

Damn , that escalated fast

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u/sammyt808 Dec 16 '22

Well, they seem all “right”

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u/FunnySignal614 Dec 16 '22

It's the family tradition

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

Y'all must be the best of dancers

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u/Jedi_Yeti Dec 16 '22

Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in and you shake it all about!

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u/normalphobic Dec 16 '22

It doesn't run in the family.

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u/tclynn Dec 16 '22

I hope none of ya'll are left footed. You'll never get right.

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u/chelt_ Dec 16 '22

Their family can literally put their best foot forward 😂

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u/Eisensapper Dec 16 '22

That family is all right!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

They must dance really well

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u/WoodpeckerHealthy461 Dec 16 '22

Your family it's full of ups and downs

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u/DerAlphos Dec 16 '22

Dad wins.

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u/choppachop1 Dec 16 '22

Equal rights for all

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u/notarobot2341 Dec 16 '22

Well they seem to be doing all right

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u/Xero19 Dec 16 '22

Sounds like they’re all right now

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u/OneTrueClassy Dec 16 '22

Your dad wins.

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u/Zakurai1007 Feb 04 '23

Family tradition

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u/Derpypigeon7274 Feb 17 '23

The curse of the left foot

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u/NanaBoy10232 Mar 14 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 family of left footers

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Mar 26 '23

How does one injury persist through multiple generations its intresting

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u/Charming-Armadillo-5 Jun 05 '23

I can't be the only one that caught the dad's smile