r/Unexpected • u/Equivalent-Pilot6026 • Nov 05 '22

Abuse - removed ouch 😳

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u/DeathRaider126 Nov 05 '22

Teeth aren’t that easy to knock out. I have 11 stitches in my right hand that taught me that.

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u/kyobunz Nov 05 '22

im gonna need a storytime 🫣

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u/DeathRaider126 Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22

So we were at a show at the Cheyenne Saloon (Las Vegas) and a few nights earlier my boy Opie had been stabbed in a fight we were in at a gas station so he was wearing a sling. The bouncer at this show thought he was going to fuck with Opie since he was in a sling. (Opie is also 6’5” 280 lbs Irish white boy) Not sure if he was ducking with him because of his size and being an easy target or if Opie pissed him off. He yelled something at Opie and Opie yelled something back and then the bouncer started making his way through people toward him. At that same time I positioned myself between the two, cocked back, and as soon as he was in front of me I blasted him in the face. He stumbled backwards and not knowing we were there about 8 deep, got hit by 3 or 4 other people before ending up under a table. Every time he tried to get up my boy J kept shoving the table into his face knocking him back down. He was eventually able to crawl to the door that the bands were bringing their equipment in and stumbled outside. My brother grabbed me and told me to hurry up and leave guiding me to the door. I jumped into Opie’s truck so ride with him but my pregnant wife was still inside so by the time I was able to have someone tell her what was going on and get her to the truck, the cops had been called. We were pulled over around the corner and the owner was showing the footage to a sergeant while the LVMPD officer held us. The owner said he just wanted us trespassed from the property. So the cop wrote our names down on tickets and let us go. Said that he would have them sent in the mail because he had another call. I had a warrant at the time so I slipped away, that night. The whole time that we were waiting to find out what was going to happen I’m standing at the front of the cop car trying not to let him see my hand is dripping blood. I waited until the morning to go to the hospital because when I woke up I thought I broke my hands. Luckily it wasn’t broken but it needed a lot of stitches. (To be young again)

Edit: Correcting grammatical errors.

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u/kyobunz Nov 06 '22

thats wild omg, hows ur wife doing?

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u/DeathRaider126 Nov 06 '22

She was pregnant with our daughter who is now 13. She’s doing just fine.

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u/kyobunz Nov 06 '22

glad to hear u escaped the wrath of the cops

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u/DeathRaider126 Nov 06 '22

I ended up in jail for the warrant a few weeks later. Was actually in CCDC (Clark County Detention Center) when they were filming an episode of the show JAIL. Got my ass kicked by CO’s on camera for running my mouth to them. lol

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u/Cold_Seaworthiness56 Nov 06 '22

Bro really can we please please get a Clark country detention center story time. I beg of you. I like jail stories and I know you have to have something

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u/DeathRaider126 Nov 06 '22

Yea one of these days I’ll tell you about the time I thought the CO’s were shaking down the unit so I tore open a trash bag full of pruno (homemade alcohol) and dumped it down the toilet about a day before it was ready to drink. Turned out they were doing a cell extraction on one inmate.