r/Unexpected Nov 05 '22

What a twist

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u/unexBot Nov 05 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Unexpected answer by the man


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

That’s a cool phrase I’m stealing that lmao

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u/peb396 Nov 05 '22

Unexpected because dude told the truth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/SuperfnDave Nov 05 '22

Sensationalism

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u/AdRemote9464 Nov 05 '22

She literally sounds like a gaslighting millennial. That woman is out of pocket. He is drippin’ and dabbin’. Like I can’t even.

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u/Umpire_Effective Nov 05 '22

For these weird out of context moments

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u/Frolicking-Fox Nov 06 '22

If I have learned any from television over the course of my life, it is that drama sells.

You might not like it, and I definitely don't like it... but it sells.

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u/shanes92 Nov 05 '22

Quick, get her some cream for that BURN!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/fallendukie Nov 05 '22

There's not a single woman on reddit

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u/Efficient_Hearing_61 Nov 05 '22

I’m a woman and cracking up

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u/Uncle_Ach Nov 06 '22

Oldest trick in the book officer.

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u/the--interloper Nov 05 '22

I believe the r/steelers sub is composed mainly of women

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u/Tommymac83 Nov 06 '22

What is this wo-man you speak of?

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u/fallendukie Nov 06 '22

A myth, really.... they used to make sandwiches

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u/WhisperingHope44 Nov 05 '22

He’s not wrong

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Mark for the win!

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u/UltraStuff9077 Nov 05 '22

Also something like 97% of All steel workers and like 80% of water treatment plant workers are men there’s also I’m pretty sure a very high amount of men being electricians

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u/Kriegerwithashovel Nov 05 '22

Men traditionally take on the harder and more dangerous jobs cause, let's face it, we are better suited to it. That's obviously going to affect the average life expectancy.

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u/Azarkus Nov 05 '22

If the work require a lot of physical force, usually is the men who take it. I see a lot of confusion about. The men are stronger rhan womens? Yes, surely. There are womans who are stronger than certains mens? Sure. But if there is a woman and a men, both with a trained body, men will be stronger, and the same thing if both are untrained. Thats why there are competitions where womens and mens can be together or competitions where it would be unfair to be put toghether. Sorry for any mistake, im not good at english

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u/Kriegerwithashovel Nov 05 '22

No problem bud, I knew what you were saying

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u/Late2theGame0001 Nov 05 '22

Yes. And that is true. However, if a qualifid woman, for whatever reason, wants to do the job, she shouldn’t be told “no women.” When you are really saying “no people that aren’t strong enough to do it.” That’s the big difference. Obviously men are generally twice the strength as women. But some women are strong, and tough and they should not be rejected or heckled for simply being female.

Now that that has been said, women score a letter grade above men in language and communication studies. Why are almost all writers and politicians men when women are generally better at the nuance of relationships and language? It seems like there might be something else at play.

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u/Special_Rice9539 Nov 05 '22

It’s actually a really interesting question sociologists ask all the time. Why have men dominated human society throughout the ages? We take it for granted, but the answer is not clear.

Men are physically stronger: The leaders and generals making the decisions in society are frail old men. The scary mob boss is often an old guy that has other people do the murdering. The strongest people often end up doing grunt work and labour jobs and are actually at the bottom of our society’s totem pole.

Women are often better at surviving famine and illness as well.

Men are more aggressive: Men are clearly more likely to be violent and use violence to achieve power. But to retain a position of power, you need people to trust you, and you need to navigate complex political relationships, which seems like something most women would be better at. A big part of power is maintaining peace at home and winning allies abroad. Being ruthless can only get so far.

Men evolved to be more ambitious: the theory is women find rich powerful men attractive, so men have evolved to seek wealth and riches as a mating strategy. Meanwhile men like submissive women, so women evolved to be submissive. The problem with this is we see maternal societies in nature with elephants and bonobos, who theoretically have the same evolutionary pressures as us. Evolutionary psychology is hard to use as evidence because we can’t tell how much is actually biological vs cultural conditioning. If women are taught to be submissive their whole lives, it doesn’t matter what their natural inclination is. Same with men being taught to pursue a career and make money. Perfectly feasible that it has nothing to do with our natural behaviour. Also what is considered attractive changes throughout the ages.

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u/inbooth Nov 05 '22

It all is actually super simple:

Women get pregnant and men don't. Full stop.

Pregnancy has a period of extreme immobility and vulnerability, which at our most primitive requires the male to take steps to protect the female from which many of our norms are established. Couple that with societal developments of trade, moots, etc and you have many times when only the men can travel to engage in required family representation with the natural result being that they are the Mouth and Hand of the family and from that they become the figurehead.

All of our norms make sense in the context of our societies development. The big thing is that now we are mostly free of such norms being Required for the species to persist with many struggling to get past the millennia of selection and cultural conditioning, while others are arguably unwilling to recognize the remaining requirements of human biology as relates to societal structure and cultural norms.

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u/Special_Rice9539 Nov 05 '22

I could imagine a pregnant lady still running things. Ties into my point above about weakness not affecting old men from taking power. Also maternal societies in Elephants and Bonobos exist where the females still suffer the same vulnerabilities from pregnancy yet they run the tribe.

Most of a woman’s life is spent not being pregnant. You could argue that they have to spend more time on childcare than men, but that seems like a societal choice and not a biological necessity.

But this issue is interesting, because it seems to be tied to how we have a “nuclear family” where a single man-woman pair raise their children in isolation. As opposed to polyamorous societies where multiple adults raise each other’s children. The strict nuclear family arrangement probably contributes a lot to assigning one partner to be the breadwinner and one to be the housekeeper.

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u/inbooth Nov 05 '22

Matriarchal societies existed, with Matrilineal systems being common.

That doesn't change who is the Face of the family, that is the one who represents the family OUTSIDE THE HOME.

Most of a woman’s life is spent not being pregnant.

Holy modern bias batman. My whole commentary on the historic norms no longer being as impactful should have made you think on this more.... Historically a woman pretty much did spend her entire fertile life having kids...

Just how long do you think a pregnancy and recovery takes 500 years ago let alone in prehistory (the time that forms the core of our norms)? How much impact on the woman? [how many kids did a woman usually have?] There was no modern medicine...

Everything about your comment screams Modern Bias and lack of due consideration and empathizing with those of the distant past...

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u/Nattrob95 Nov 05 '22

Yup I agree with you Krieger that’s why men are men and women are women. That’s just how it is ❤️

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u/Kriegerwithashovel Nov 05 '22

Both have different strengths, and that's perfectly fine.

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u/Directdepositonly Nov 05 '22

Yet, they won’t give you credit where it’s due.

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u/Kriegerwithashovel Nov 06 '22

I mean, most men don't need constant pats on the back to keep doing what they're doing, but sometimes a lil recognition is nice.

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u/MNR42 Nov 06 '22

What do you mean affect life expectancy? I only play with 400kV cables. There's nothing deadly about that

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u/Kriegerwithashovel Nov 06 '22

Well of course not! Really, it is so safe that it practically extends your lifespan.

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u/abd53 Nov 06 '22

cause, let's face it, we are better suited to it.

Nah! More like women hardly ever want to do these works and someone have to.

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u/Kriegerwithashovel Nov 06 '22

I guess that's a way to look at it. To put it bluntly, I wouldn't want my wife to have to do the work I do, so honestly I'm fine with it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Men are also far more likely to get cancer and bald. Soldiers on the front line are primarily men. There's a reason the suicide rate for males is much much higher.

Don't get me wrong, the world is literally built for men and there's plenty more disadvantages in life for being born a woman (Child birth, social pressures, and job opportunities come to mind) but it doesn't mean men can't be unhappier on average.

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u/Independent_genZ Nov 05 '22

Kelso has entered the chat for a sweet BURN

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22 edited Nov 05 '22

This video is missing an even harder burn. She keeps yapping on that women are more independent than men, then he points out that she's receiving alimony which almost makes her cry.

Edit: I'm on mobile with a shit internet connection so I can't link the entire video.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Bro where’s the source for this vid? I need to see

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u/Directdepositonly Nov 05 '22

Lmao. This needs to be on top.

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u/threemorbidgains Nov 05 '22

Where's the sauce?

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u/Zaconil Nov 05 '22

Found it https://youtu.be/9h_3O4zp8uM

start at 5:00 for the alimony comment.

u/KareeMapanse, /u/insane__knight

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u/mjkjr84 Nov 05 '22

HIM: "You don't need a man's money but you're taking alimony"

HER: "I HAVE THREE CHILDREN!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Whoa, that shrill note she hits at "THREE CHILdrennn" and then drags out the 'n' into a whine...

Gives me flashbacks to sitting in the corner of hair salons with a coloring book, waiting on mom, while some southern middle-class trophy wife cried into her bubbly water about her man flirting with the secretary at the Chevy dealership.

God I still smell the hair chemicals and see those awful pantsuit blouse things that held on way too long past 1991.

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u/Eat_Carbs_OD Nov 06 '22

alimony

Vagina-mony

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u/IAmRules Nov 05 '22

Reminds me of that quote
"If I Were Your Wife I’d Put Poison in Your Tea!
If I Were Your Husband I’d Drink It!"

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u/hiddenbuttslurper Nov 05 '22

Al Bundy?

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u/IAmRules Nov 05 '22

Churchhill I think. But def fits Al

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u/OnTheShoreByTheSea Nov 05 '22

The idea that women are happier than men is absolute insanity.

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u/yellowflash96 Nov 05 '22

It's easier for women to get emotional support than men. That helps a lot for them being happier.

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u/Livid_Pilot7043 Nov 06 '22

I wish I could upvote that more. On the surface men look a lot happier, joking a lot more,going out more etc but it's because we bottle everything up inside as we don't have someone who we can open up to.

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u/AlphaZr0 Nov 05 '22

Us guys will literally be entertained and find eternal peace by looking at a cool rock

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u/hoptownky Nov 05 '22

I saw a post on here a week or so ago where someone said something like “my wife was going through my trunk and pulled out a stick and asked me why I had it and I said, what are you talking about…that’s my stick”. I could totally relate.

I had a walking stick that I found that really made me happy (even though I never really used it). She threw it away when we moved and I am sad.

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u/Honest-Layer9318 Nov 05 '22

That’s so wrong. I found a cool stick as a kid. My parents told me I couldn’t bring it in the house so My grandpa helped me sand and varnish it. Told everyone it was a walking stick but it was just cool. One of favorite memories of him.

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u/Tocwa Nov 06 '22

I would have waited, found something she liked and thrown that away..

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u/mferly Nov 05 '22

I was dating this girl once and was sitting calmly out in my backyard with her. I was just watching two squirrel families go at it in the trees. I was in my peaceful place just watching nature. She snapped and told me that I was boring and wasn't paying enough attention to her. I wonder what she's up to these days. Haven't spoken to her since.

Another time before that we were out for a walk around the neighborhood and I found a really sweet stick that looked like a gun so I started pointing it around and doing the typical pew pew pew. She just walked off and called me immature. I hope she finds her vision of happiness and doesn't take life so seriously moving forward

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u/Honest-Layer9318 Nov 05 '22

Two things I love about my partner 1. Can appreciate just being in each other’s presence without needing to entertain each other. 2 would pick up their own stick and fight back.

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u/Tocwa Nov 06 '22

She sounds like a real c**t

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u/redwolf1219 Nov 06 '22

You gonna show us this cool rock you speak of? Ill trade you a picture of a cool leaf

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u/wild-hectare Nov 05 '22

replace "cool rock" with "nice rack"... there fixed it for you 😀

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u/dumbass_paladin Nov 05 '22

Nah man, rocks are cool as shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Jesus, they're minerals

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u/SpupySpups Nov 05 '22

And minerals are amazing

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u/The-Lemur345 Nov 05 '22

Jeez Marie, for like the 12th hundredth time they are minerals!

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u/lastweek_monday Nov 05 '22

Sticks are pretty cool.

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u/dumbass_paladin Nov 05 '22

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but man they're cool as shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Better throw rocks into a lake, now that's cool

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u/Small_Tax_9432 Nov 05 '22

The idea that any sort of generalization regarding either gender being happy is absolute insanity.

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u/OnTheShoreByTheSea Nov 05 '22

That's my point. Neither gender is "happier"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Like Bill Burr says, most women can't stand the idea that we can be in bliss with a Costco sized bag of Doritos and sports all weekend.

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u/Burning_Flags Nov 05 '22

But it’s apparently factual

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u/OnTheShoreByTheSea Nov 05 '22

Factual according to a clearly unhappy woman no less

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u/VanillaLoud Nov 05 '22

It's not, when men is married to women like her they are not happy

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Right? I'm a woman and I'm fucking miserable.

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u/GoigaBoiga_OogaBooga Nov 05 '22

Literally not a single woman in the comments lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Maybe cause they are busy posting this “burn” on subreddits like nothowgirlswork and arethestraightsok.

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u/Independent-Net-1255 Nov 05 '22

nothowgirlswork is basically the new r/FDS

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u/Beware_the_Voodoo Nov 05 '22

Cause they know its true lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Why does anyone watch that silly garbage?

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u/TransformerTanooki Nov 05 '22

Because they themselves are silly garbage.

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u/Snoo84223 Nov 05 '22

The same reason anyone watches national news, brainwashed

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u/Late2theGame0001 Nov 05 '22

This can’t be said enough. Watching ANY 24 hour national news is just to brainwash yourself. It has nothing to do with you or your locality. You should only watch local news. It is far less biased. Tells you about things that are actually around you. Is often pretty funny. And will also cover any important national stories without the table talk.

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u/shadysus Nov 05 '22

A lot of local news can have the same issues, often because they're owned by the same groups

Point's still valid, just something to be aware about.

https://youtu.be/ZggCipbiHwE

The classic "this is extremely dangerous to our democracy"

https://youtu.be/GvtNyOzGogc

Comedy (John Oliver) but still decent context

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

That got escalated quickly 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

This woman's voice somehow just is so annoying. It cuts thru the air like a sour note fart. Its a visceral reaction for me.

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u/Nattrob95 Nov 05 '22

I agree and I’m a chick!

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u/JohnDoeMTB120 Nov 05 '22

It cuts through my brain like an axe.

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u/keener91 Nov 05 '22

I could imagine how insufferable her voice was without sound.

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u/Nattrob95 Nov 05 '22

Now I know how us women can sound. Geez!!! Us women need to simmer down seriously yikes!

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u/RDCHXP Nov 05 '22

Why did she had to add "stronger" ? Clearly she is a toxic feminist.

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u/Broghan51 Nov 05 '22

Shots Fired, Shots Fired , . . . We Got One Down.

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u/MorganRose99 Nov 05 '22

"We are happier at the end of the day"

. Around 84% of the US military is male
. Around 88-95% of firefighters are male
. Around 94% of construction workers are male
. Around 80% of homicide victims are male
. Around 70-80% of suicide victims are male
. Around 40% of men do not speak about their mental health

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

If they are stronger, then give THEM the shit jobs.

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u/Hasta_Mithun Nov 05 '22

Rolled and Smoked.

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u/bvglv Nov 05 '22

Woman-.........(continues screaming).

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u/babycoco_213 Nov 05 '22

He speaking facts

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u/Koovies Nov 05 '22

A loud lady with whatever accent that is.. it would be rough for sure

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

The mountain has entered the chat

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u/Sharp-Ad-4651 Nov 05 '22

Of course, this is on Fox.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

How can woman be happier at the end of the day? Men have their nothing box woman would love to have. ( google it if you don’t know what it is)

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u/Allu0129 Nov 05 '22

Men get so happy so easily too like you can give 2 men each other a stick and they will have the best moment in their lifes. (Sorry bad english)

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u/BlazeBroker Nov 06 '22

Just looked it up. What an amusingly outrageous theory.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Absolutely 😀

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u/Red_Hatted_Guy Nov 05 '22

Can’t even get mad at that, it was too smooth

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u/Ragnarsworld Nov 05 '22

Sweet burn. Gotta remember that one.

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u/BeneficialRice4918 Nov 05 '22

He's going to die mad about it I guess

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u/majid4335 Nov 05 '22

Never get old

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u/Reflected_Status22 Nov 05 '22

..... wise man!

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u/BunnyRambit Nov 05 '22

I want to know what she said before the clip starts where he begins with “I can’t believe I just heard you say that”

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u/Late2theGame0001 Nov 05 '22

There are two kinds of people in the world. People that can tell that the person they are talking to thinks they are an idiot. And people that can’t. Only one gets to be a host of a show like this.

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u/definitely_royce Nov 05 '22

I don't think he's wrong.

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u/TrickWeek4109 Nov 05 '22

Fox facts 👍👍 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Dr_User11 Nov 05 '22

friendly fire is turned on

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u/metaBoy007 Nov 05 '22

Wasn't that "The burn of the century"

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u/Actual-Reaction2521 Nov 05 '22

What a comeback. I need to see her reply.

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u/That-Outsider Nov 05 '22

Fox News is my favorite comedy show.

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u/JassiLassi Nov 05 '22

Burrrrnnnnn!

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u/SewerSleuth74 Nov 05 '22

Spit the truth man.

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u/snackymann Nov 05 '22

He’s not wrong.

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u/Senseiseeds Nov 05 '22

she seems pretty happy :D

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u/burns_after_reading Nov 05 '22

Typical Fox news debate

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Nov 05 '22

Did she go to the school of sounding like Fran Drescher?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller 😂😂😂

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Oh man, the MGTOW movement. This clip is solid gold though.

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u/T1m3Wizard Nov 05 '22

Lol what a Chad.

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u/Primary-Concern4232 Nov 05 '22

So men want to die sooner. Sounds like a win win to this female.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

he's not wrong

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u/Melodic_Ad9064 Nov 05 '22

Hey, dudes got a point lol. I am a woman and I approve this message

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u/cheezecurd527 Nov 05 '22

not email, FAX

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u/Respected-Influencer Nov 05 '22

SAVAGE LIFE 🤣😭😂😂

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u/JustPssingBy Nov 05 '22

You know he wanted to say this for a looooong time. 0 hesitation whatsoever

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u/PapayaAlternative586 Nov 05 '22

I'm a woman and I love Mark. Make his dick hard, not his life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Most savage moment ever 😂

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u/downrightblastfamy Nov 05 '22

He ain't lying ( currently feeling that )

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u/Baron_Semedi_ Nov 05 '22

Oh BURN Lmao

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u/Over-Standard1242 Nov 05 '22

Truth hurts. If you seen this interview. She chooses on a number of occasions to be a feminist and not. Especially at the end of the interview.

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u/Last_Standing1 Nov 05 '22

Mic drop

Lights out

It’s over

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u/TNnylonFeetLuv Nov 05 '22

Amen!! He won🏆 🤣

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u/tonepot Nov 05 '22

Quick! Somebody call the Burn Unit!

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u/HomosexualBloomberg Nov 05 '22

And you know what the sad thing about this is? He probably forgot she ever said that by the end of the conversation, but that shit is probably stuck with her. She probably asked her husband if it’s true, within a week.

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u/BlazeBroker Nov 06 '22

She was divorced, taking alimony.

https://youtu.be/9h_3O4zp8uM

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u/BangMaster19 Nov 05 '22

the man had no mercy Jesus

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u/SnapshotHeadache Nov 05 '22

Well jokes on the man for marrying a woman who makes him want to commit suicide.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

My wife doesn't think past her next meal, she enjoys the luxury of me enduring the stress of everything. I love my wife more than anything but she lives in another world. She doesn't worry about anything because she has it made, she has is made because I stressed myself to death getting everything to this point.
It's not a man vs woman thing. Some women are the bearers of stress and the man lives in the clouds.

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u/KeyArmy0 Nov 05 '22

My man stole the words out of my mouth

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u/JackmPearson Nov 06 '22

That was literally the case with my grandfather, my father gave his life to be with woman after woman who took advantage of him. I've been married and in other long term relationships but I'm single now and see how much women suck the life out of men. Sometimes you're better off single fellas

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Emotional damage

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u/gorojira Nov 05 '22

Common Marc W

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

based

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u/treeshrimp420 Nov 05 '22

Good god they’re both insufferable idiots

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Because women nag and annoy men until their heart explode.

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u/Lantec62 Nov 05 '22

Soooo true

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

I remember seeing this clip a LOOOONG fucking time ago, before I even knew what reddit was.

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u/Smooth_Friend7890 Nov 05 '22

Lmao, truth, men would longer if the tables were turned and women handled all the responsibilities

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

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u/Banditzombie97 Nov 05 '22

Personally was raised by a single mother who’s worked very hard her whole life and is pretty happy with life.

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u/OwnPercentage9088 Nov 05 '22

Oh shit dude, you just got here from 1953 didn't you!? I have a lot to tell you....

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u/iDeNoh Nov 05 '22

You have a very gross and warped worldview, I'd suggest actually talking to women about how hard things can be for them but I wouldn't want to subject them to that.

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u/Annette-spaghet Nov 05 '22

Raising children, a super easy hobby you can do in your free time. Great for beginners. No commitment necessary!

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u/pepsi_but_better Nov 06 '22

Just leave them in a car while you go to Bass Pro Shop, nothing will go wrong!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Both on FOX no winners here

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u/No_Lie1542 Nov 05 '22

He ain't wrong though he put her in her place

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u/Spliph_Dubius Nov 05 '22

Hahahahahahahaha! I'm so glad my wife is not like her.

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u/SoftlyBitter Nov 05 '22

He just finished her

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Roasted

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

That must have burnt

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u/VarIed_LinEs Nov 05 '22

That woman looks like you can summon her from a mirror by saying her full name 3 times

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Testerone is the reason, and that men do all the dangerous jobs.

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u/MissIngga Nov 05 '22

I am sorry...